Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Disney Planner Mama]

Well, let's briefly look at the guy, shall we?

Plimpton, with his ivy-league accent and distinguished looks screamed "academian" (when Epcot opened he was seen daily on television as the spokesman for Mattel's IntelliVision video game console -- later he'd host "Mouseterpiece Theater" for the Disney Channel). However, Plimpton was notorious for constantly trying to expand his horizons. He was present at the assassination of Robert Kennedy and wrestled Sirhan Sirhan to the ground. He competed in several professional sporting events (including the PGA Tour) and later wrote books about his experiences from the point of view of an amateur. He was a US tank driver serving in Italy during WW2.

To me, he epitomizes what Epcot is: absolutely fascinating once you get to know it, but with a reputation for being rather stodgy.

Brilliant (the comparison and Plimpton) and so true.

 

[Ellasgirls]

My nephew (4 at the time) had to go the the bathroom after Pirates ride and the lady in the stall next to him (and my sister) had a cane. My nephew looked down, saw the cane and said VERY LOUDLY "Mom, that lady has a PEG LEG"! I just about died laughing and the lady was snickering in her stall. My sister didn't want to come out until everyone had left and her face was red! I thought it was hilarious!

 

[adabob]

My nephew (4 at the time) had to go the the bathroom after Pirates ride and the lady in the stall next to him (and my sister) had a cane. My nephew looked down, saw the cane and said VERY LOUDLY "Mom, that lady has a PEG LEG"! I just about died laughing and the lady was snickering in her stall. My sister didn't want to come out until everyone had left and her face was red! I thought it was hilarious!

WOW that is funny

 

[Suzanne74]

My nephew (4 at the time) had to go the the bathroom after Pirates ride and the lady in the stall next to him (and my sister) had a cane. My nephew looked down, saw the cane and said VERY LOUDLY "Mom, that lady has a PEG LEG"! I just about died laughing and the lady was snickering in her stall. My sister didn't want to come out until everyone had left and her face was red! I thought it was hilarious!

OMG - everyone around me just looked at me because I started laughing outloud at the computer. Thanks for my laugh for the day...

 

[Ellasgirls]

OMG - everyone around me just looked at me because I started laughing outloud at the computer. Thanks for my laugh for the day...

Glad we could be of some assistance...that is how I am whenever I read Mr.The Kings trip report....you will cry you laugh so hard! We were laughing about that for days and days after he said it! Also, on the plane trip there (same nephews first airplane trip) as we taxied out to the end of the runway he started YELLING "GO FASTER WE'RE GONNA DIE". The entire plane full of people started laughing. He is a hoot.

 

[julie_yet]

My nephew (4 at the time) had to go the the bathroom after Pirates ride and the lady in the stall next to him (and my sister) had a cane. My nephew looked down, saw the cane and said VERY LOUDLY "Mom, that lady has a PEG LEG"! I just about died laughing and the lady was snickering in her stall. My sister didn't want to come out until everyone had left and her face was red! I thought it was hilarious!

That is too cute.

 

[peel]

At the end of a long night at MK, we stopped in the store at the entrance to get some camera batteries. It's the same place where you return wheelchairs. An older lady was waiting for her family who was in the store, and she must have been tired so she sat in one of the returned chairs left out front. When we were in line we heard a little girl yelling "Grandma, get out of that wheelchair!" And when she didn't get out, the girl yelled "Grandma, you get out of that wheelchair right now! You're normal! You can walk like a regular person!" The grandmother was mortified, as there were people approaching to return their own chairs at the time.

 

[irisbud]

My nephew (4 at the time) had to go the the bathroom after Pirates ride and the lady in the stall next to him (and my sister) had a cane. My nephew looked down, saw the cane and said VERY LOUDLY "Mom, that lady has a PEG LEG"! I just about died laughing and the lady was snickering in her stall. My sister didn't want to come out until everyone had left and her face was red! I thought it was hilarious!

 

[Lyons Family]

I can just anticipate my daughter getting even with me on this vacation all over a "fib" I told her when she was younger.
To begin with she was one of those "busy" children that used to push all the buttons on an elevator when we would get on one anywhere. To break her of this habit I used to tell her if you push all the buttons sometimes the elevator will go sideways and you won't know where you will end up. And yes this time we go to Disney MGM, and ride the TOWER OF TERROR I can just wait for her to tell me, " . . . I didn' push any buttons, and we are going sideways. . . " So I guess you better be careful what you say and plan ahead for pay backs.
Wish us luck, I am afraid of that ride, never did it and this time promised her we will.

 

[hiddenj]

Others may not find this as funny as I do, but I just couldn't believe what I heard. Dh and I were sitting on the curb at MGM waiting for the parade to start and this mom and boy were sitting next to us. A few minutes later, dad and brother came back with 4 drinks and cotton candy. Now the drinks were the brightly colored drinks (12 oz cups) that are pure sugar. They hand out the drinks, and dad says to mom "should I handout some cotton candy?" Mom replies "only a little bit, cotton candy has a lot of sugar and I don't want them to get sick." As soon as I walked away I couldn't stop laughing. 12oz of sugar won't make them sick, but cotton candy will? Something seems wrong with this thinking.

 

[john2u]

I always hear when we are in Epcot, MGM, or AK kids tell there parents when are we going to disneyWorld. I think this is sooo cute and funny .

Have a disney day

John

 

[Ariel Mae]

Son to mother: When are we going to Disney World? (Taking place in front of "Great Movie Ride" at MGM.)

 

[cdvictorin]

The funniest thing DH and I heard was when we were waiting for the MGM bus at the Port Orleans hotel. When we got to the bus stop area, there was a family:a little girl, mom, dad, and a grandmother. The mom says to her little girl, "Say hi to grandmother." The little girls looks at her grandmother and says, "Hi stinky." My DH and I tried not to laugh and keep a straight face while the mother told her girl it was not nice to call grandmother stinky. The little girl continued on by saying grandmother was not allowed on the bus. We found it amusing because we were both raised to respect our elders and could not believe our ears. It was funny and sad at the same time.

 

[radev104]

I have funny stories but I don't have time to post them now...getting ready for my girlfriend to come down on Friday so we can leave for the World on Sunday...hoping we will have more funnies on this trip...especially my girlfriend hasn't been there since she was really little...Have a nice week everyone...I will be cleaning and packing all week.

 

[jumoo044]

One morning on the bus I was listening to a woman talking about how the day before at MGM (It was Super Soap Weekend), she saw Anthony Geary (Who played Luke on General Hospital). She said, "I was so excited, my hat flew right off my head!!!"

 

[youngdizluva18]

My family and I were walking out of AKL one morning on our way to MK as we passed by the check-in desk. Suddenly, my younger sister screams out "Look Mom! Jesus works at Disney World!" We all look over to a man behind the desk, whos nametag did indeed read "Jesus", giving us the dirtiest looks. At the bus stop, my mom had to explain to my sister that the man's name was not pronounced the same as Jesus from church.

 

[livndisney]

I called recently to make dinner ressies at WDW and the CM on the phone asked me which castle I wanted to eat at.

 

[starlionblue]

In a loud voice she said, "I don't want to sit on a crack". Of course, me being the mature mother that I am, thought that was SO funny. She will not live that one down anytime soon (ie, this lifetime). LOL

T&B

Did DD immediately realize her tongue slip? Or did you have to point it out to her?

 

[briar_rose_59]

My family and I were walking out of AKL one morning on our way to MK as we passed by the check-in desk. Suddenly, my younger sister screams out "Look Mom! Jesus works at Disney World!" We all look over to a man behind the desk, whos nametag did indeed read "Jesus", giving us the dirtiest looks. At the bus stop, my mom had to explain to my sister that the man's name was not pronounced the same as Jesus from church.

LOL! I did that too when I was little, not at WDW though.

 

[starlionblue]

It was a hot day and we asked him if he wanted some ice-cream and he responds "yes, I want that pokadot ice-cream"......it took us awhile to figure out he wanted the dippin dots icecream. We just couldn't stop laughing

On a serious note, does WDW have a Dippin' Dots stand anywhere? It's my favorite ice cream. I cannot imagine being in WDW on a hot summer day without it. For those who do not know, it's THE coldest ice cream in the world (trust me). They take the ice cream mixture and dump into a huge vat of dry ice. The dry ice is so cold that it freezes the ice cream instantly. The ice cream hardens into little beads about the size of the pellets they use in BB guns. That's why it's called Dippin' Dots.