Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[shakebear]

Subscribing , I LOVE this thread. I have missed a couple days of school due to being very sick, and this thread makes me smile

 

[julie_yet]

My first visit to WDW back in 77 with my sister and parents. We were in HM with my dad and I in one doombuggy. Dad thought he'd "scare" my mom and leaned waaayyy over and banged on the buggy in front of us and yelled... too bad my mom and sister were'nt in that particular buggy. On the upside, he did get some good terrified screams out of the people inside that buggy. At the next turn he apologized to the occupants and explained that he "thought you were my wife!" That pretty much sums up my dad right there.

LOL!! My brother did that to me while I was riding by myself.

 

[USC_Gamecocks]

Last time we where at WDW we where heading to POTC when whe heard a little girl say in a very southern voice say ,"Diddy can we ride that there caribbean ride agian" we busted out laughing. So everytime we go to disney we say to our dad, Diddy can we ride that there caribbean ride agian.

 

[JazzySteph]

I have 2

While at Epcot I was passing by Canada and I overheard this man say to his wife...

"Look honey, we must be in India look just look at the Indian totem poles!"

The sad thing is the people seemed to be "with it" and and normal. I guess whatever school they went didn't have a very good geography teacher!

Also while at DTD at the World of Disney store a few weeks ago there was this little girl who must of been angry about something and she was walking around the store saying..

"Mickey! Where are you?? We need to have a talk!"

It was so cute and funny. She was just stomping around the store looking for Mickey!

 

[mistyt]

While I was on the College Program I heard quite a few good ones at FOLK and ITTBAB

1. A mother was very persistent telling a fellow CM that her and her daughter had to be in the very first row of ITTBAB to see. The CM told the lady that the theater was designed so everyone had an equal view of the screen to which the lady replied "Really? Do they show it on the ceiling?"

2. One day a lady accidentally ran over her grand daughters foot with an ECV. Along with a few other cast members we were checking on the little girl, making sure everything was okay and the grandmother said "It's okay, a few years ago I broke my leg over at MK so she can't be in that much pain."

3. MY FAVORITE! I was walking towards the backstage area behind the bathrooms in camp minnie mickey when a little girl about 6 came running out of the bathroom crying in hysterics. I ask her if everything was okay to which she responded between sobs and gasps:
"I was going to the bathroom, and I was trying to go poopie, and that toilet kept flushing on me before I was finished!"
I found her dad and he informed me that she was terrified of the automatic flushing toilets. Her face was priceless and that little voice was sooooo cute!

 

[LuvN~Travel]

We had just finished watching Fantasmic, the show at MGM. Throngs of people, all started plodding towards the exits. Slowly we shuffled along, jostling for space, trying to stay together. And then someone said, "Moo."

Someone else laughed, and mooed back. Then slowly the whole crowd started "mooing" at each other. Then someone got scared at a loud noise and we stampeded over a cliff.


No, we didn't really stampede.

Oh gee, this sounds like some of the stuff our family gets involved in.
Kim

 

[k5thbeatle]

We were listening to the British Invasion. Some younger teens were standing right in front of us and so I could not help over hearing their conversations. I won't post the entire conversation but when they were done playing one teen said, "Disney should have these guys make a cd as these songs would probably be good enough to make it in the general public." And no he was not being funny. Based on their conversations I believe that they truly thought the British Invasion band was an entertainment group dreamed up by Disney just for the sake of the UK section of Epcot!

 

[Poohbear123]

This reminds me of my dad! Last year at MK he was a little ways ahead of us on the way to BTMR. He calls my cell phone & says, "Get DD up here! Hiawatha is here signing autographs." "Hiawatha? What?" "Oh, I don't know! Some Indian!" (now, don't get offended! We live in Oklahoma & have many Native American friends. This is just the word he happened to use at the time.) I finally just said, "Dad, could it be Pocahontas?" "Yeah, maybe. I don't know." I had quized DH repeatedly on the different characters before the trip (making him play Disney Memory & Disney Guess Who many times), but I guess I failed to 'educate' my dad on the characters.

TOO FUNNY!!!!

 

[Simba22]

I've definitely read this story before. Did you post on here already?

I may have - sorry if it is a duplicate! I started reading this thread a few months ago, then stopped for a while and just started reading again - couldn't remember if I had already posted or not!

And I'm sorry to those of you whose eyes were bothered by the pink font

 

[MomNeedsVacay]

too funny!

 

[LuvN~Travel]

The post two back just remined me, for those who are bothered by a particular font color in a post, just highlight it. That blue reads much better!
Kim

 

[pixiedustforever]

Over heard as I walked into EPCOT last month, "So, where's the castle?"
It was asked by a young lady, probably college age. It was all I could do, to not laugh out loud.

Pixiedustforever

 

[newholidayx2]

We were listening to the British Invasion. Some younger teens were standing right in front of us and so I could not help over hearing their conversations. I won't post the entire conversation but when they were done playing one teen said, "Disney should have these guys make a cd as these songs would probably be good enough to make it in the general public." And no he was not being funny. Based on their conversations I believe that they truly thought the British Invasion band was an entertainment group dreamed up by Disney just for the sake of the UK section of Epcot!

 

[Forchunut1]

A few weeks ago I was riding the monorail to the TTC and the soundtrack was playing talking about how Disney makes dreams come true. So, this little girl turns to her father and in an excited voice says, "Daddy, what's your dream?" And Daddy replies in a very weary voice, "My dream is to get through this day."

I laughed out loud.

 

[WDW.Since.2000]

At Fantasmic we all did the wave!

 

[pkondz]

Bump

 

[Philagoofy]

A few years ago my dh & I were waiting in line for TOT. Me - very reluctantly because I really don't like this ride. So we get to the front of the elevators and I asked the "elevator operator" to please let me sit in the seat that's not too scary. Without skipping a beat, he said "This is the Tower of Terror not the Tower of Happiness".

Yes, I had been on it before but I was hoping there was a seat where you don't feel the drop so much.

 

[TruBlu]

Mine is about TOT too...
DS4 and I decided to walk thru the lobby but exit before getting on the actual ride. DS4 knew the plan before we went in, but somehow freaked out anyway. We had to wait in line to get up to the boarding area before we could exit. Well he was screaming and crying and eventually started to beg for a "BOTTLE OF MILK-EEEE" !!! Me, being mother of the year, could do nothing but laugh. He hadn't had a bottle in years!
Anyway, I finally tried to calm him down by saying "Honey, we are NOT going to ride it. I promise. Mommy is scared to ride it too. If I had to ride it I would want a bottle too." The man in line behind us leaned forward and with a sly grin whispered... "But Mommy wouldn't want MILK-EEEE in hers."

 

[mjh8955]

We took BIL, SIL and nephew age 4 with us one year, their first trip to WDW, first plane ride, first trip ANYWHERE. Anyway we are driving in two cars and we have dear nephew with us in our car. As soon as we left our timeshare he starts in with "Where are we going?" and we tell him "we are going to Walt Disney World to see Mickey Mouse". Two seconds pass and he asks again "but where are we going?" and we give the same answer. After a while we changed the wording but it didn't matter he just kept asking the exact same thing in total seriousness. Now I guess to a kid it seems like a LONG ride up to that ticket booth but it was even longer for us with this question that no answer could satisfy. Literally every few seconds this kid asked the same question. We were all laughing hysterically. Then instead of a logical answer my husband just burst out with "To Todd's house". And my nephew stopped and thought about it. (There is no Todd, he doesn't know any Todd, we don't know any Todd). We were all giggling while he puzzled over this. Then my husband looked in the rearview mirror at him and said "Remember when we were all over at Todd's house?" (totally goofing with him) and our nephew paused, looked out the window, turns back and said "Yeah. He had a nice dog." We totally lost it. No idea who or what he was thinking about, later his parents confirmed he had never been to a Todd's house. So now when we are nearing the gate someone starts in with "Where are we going?" and everybody replies "To Todd's House!!"

 

[*Robin*]

My sons first trip to WDW was back in 2000, and he would be turning 4 in less than a month. (This was an early 4th birthday present)

Our first day there, we only had about a half a day, so we decided to do MGM. My son had never been to a theme park, and had never ridden anything other than a Merry-Go-Round.

As we enter MGM, he hears the screams...and we headed toward TOT. He was thrilled and begged to go on. He BARELY made the height requirement, and I really wasn't sure this would be his best ride...but we went for it.

He was a trooper, held on tight and didn't say a word through the whole ride.

As we exited, he had the most precious look on his face (one of my most prized Disney photos is just after we left TOT that day.)

We asked him what he thought, if he had had fun?!

He looked up, completely breathless and said "I loved it, it was GREAT! But I don't ever, EVER want to go on it again!!"

Hehehehehe...