Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[WDWHeather]

I was at Boma last night with a friend and this guy goes to the guy cutting the prime rib and he asks "what animal is this?"

CM - Zebra!
Guest - Really!
CM - Yes, the stripes give it all the flavor!
Guest - Walks away
CM - Sir! Would you like some Zebra?
Guest - No thanks.

Oh my! I don't eat a lot of meat, but I think I could figure this one out!

 

[doodle]

Mine is about TOT too...
DS4 and I decided to walk thru the lobby but exit before getting on the actual ride. DS4 knew the plan before we went in, but somehow freaked out anyway. We had to wait in line to get up to the boarding area before we could exit. Well he was screaming and crying and eventually started to beg for a "BOTTLE OF MILK-EEEE" !!! Me, being mother of the year, could do nothing but laugh. He hadn't had a bottle in years!
Anyway, I finally tried to calm him down by saying "Honey, we are NOT going to ride it. I promise. Mommy is scared to ride it too. If I had to ride it I would want a bottle too." The man in line behind us leaned forward and with a sly grin whispered... "But Mommy wouldn't want MILK-EEEE in hers."

 

[ougrad86]

Mine is about TOT too...
DS4 and I decided to walk thru the lobby but exit before getting on the actual ride. DS4 knew the plan before we went in, but somehow freaked out anyway. We had to wait in line to get up to the boarding area before we could exit. Well he was screaming and crying and eventually started to beg for a "BOTTLE OF MILK-EEEE" !!! Me, being mother of the year, could do nothing but laugh. He hadn't had a bottle in years!
Anyway, I finally tried to calm him down by saying "Honey, we are NOT going to ride it. I promise. Mommy is scared to ride it too. If I had to ride it I would want a bottle too." The man in line behind us leaned forward and with a sly grin whispered... "But Mommy wouldn't want MILK-EEEE in hers."

I burst out laughing in my office reading this...lucky most everyone is out to lunch!

 

[Kfyr23]

I was at Magic Kingdom last weekend were a Guy was asking a cashiers if she could send a package to the front gate the cashier said she would be happy to when the guy said it was stuff he just did not want to carry any more like his camera and a jacket he had brought with him. When the cashier advised that she could only send package bought in the park the guy stormed off cusing and yelling this really is the happiest place on earth.

 

[WDWHeather]

I was at Magic Kingdom last weekend were a Guy was asking a cashiers if she could send a package to the front gate the cashier said she would be happy to when the guy said it was stuff he just did not want to carry any more like his camera and a jacket he had brought with him. When the cashier advised that she could only send package bought in the park the guy stormed off cusing and yelling this really is the happiest place on earth.

Oh, that poor man! haha.

 

[Xcited4Disney]

I was at Boma last night with a friend and this guy goes to the guy cutting the prime rib and he asks "what animal is this?"

CM - Zebra!
Guest - Really!
CM - Yes, the stripes give it all the flavor!
Guest - Walks away
CM - Sir! Would you like some Zebra?
Guest - No thanks.

 

[Iluvpluto2]

Last September DH and I were eating lunch at the Crystal Palace. We were seated next to a couple and their 5 or 6 year old DD who had brought a purse. Pooh came by and she hugged him, got his autograph and a picture and then proceeded to show him the contents of her purse. Beads, a couple of pennies, maybe some candy...I can't remember all of it now. Of course, he nodded, acted interested, waved and then went on to the next table. Next came Piglet. Same thing--hug, autograph, picture, contents of purse. Next was Eeyore--hug, autograph, picture, contents of purse. Next was Tigger--same thing only this time she tried to give him her pennies. It was so adorable. I guess Tigger was her favorite of the four.

 

[mill4023]

He looked up, completely breathless and said "I loved it, it was GREAT! But I don't ever, EVER want to go on it again!!"
Hehehehehe...

That's exactly what our son(4 at the time) said when we took him on Space Mountain at DL.

 

[mtakac]

We were in the magic kingdom near the castle, and there was a horse with its handler. A child started to run over to the horse and the mother grabbed the child and screamed, "Don't touch it, it might have rabies." The handler assured them that the horse had all of its shots and was NOT rabid. It's a good thing. We already have to worry about birds stealing food but rabid horses would just be too much!

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Last September DH and I were eating lunch at the Crystal Palace. We were seated next to a couple and their 5 or 6 year old DD who had brought a purse. Pooh came by and she hugged him, got his autograph and a picture and then proceeded to show him the contents of her purse. Beads, a couple of pennies, maybe some candy...I can't remember all of it now. Of course, he nodded, acted interested, waved and then went on to the next table. Next came Piglet. Same thing--hug, autograph, picture, contents of purse. Next was Eeyore--hug, autograph, picture, contents of purse. Next was Tigger--same thing only this time she tried to give him her pennies. It was so adorable. I guess Tigger was her favorite of the four.

Lol!! That's so cute and funny.

 

[moviemuse]

9 year old son to mid-30's parents as they approach the Rockin' Roller Coaster: "Mom, who is Aerosmith?"

 

[bekkiz]

Two that make me crack up every time I think about them

1. A 3-4 year old boy on the bus passing MGM. "Mommy, do I have to go on the Terror of Tower? I don't think it's a good idea to go on the Terror of Tower!" (said is a very worried little boy voice. My friend and I just about lost it on the bus, and called it the Terror of Tower for the rest of the week!)

2. My MOM calls the Carousel of Progress the "Wheel of Continuum." I can barely type I'm laughing so hard thinking about it. Seriously. Eyes watering, the whole thing.

 

[ktink]

Two years ago, my DS was just a teeny tiny too short to get on the Rockin Rollercoster. My husband gets this idea to put some tissue in his shoes to make up the difference. After returning to the line my son runs up to the CM who had measured him and said, "check me again, I got taller in the bathroom" We just walked by smiling but my son was screaming "but the toilet paper mom, you fixed it with the toilet paper. The CM cracked up.

That's hilarious. On our very first trip DD 3 at the time insisted on riding Dinosaur at AK. Well she was almost tall enough and we got to the CM and she measured her, well she had on a pair of little sandals w/ little heels on. And proceeds to stand on her tip toes. The CM let her ride.

 

[KimR]

2. My MOM calls the Carousel of Progress the "Wheel of Continuum." I can barely type I'm laughing so hard thinking about it. Seriously. Eyes watering, the whole thing.

OMG, that is so funny and the best part is I can't even tell you why I'm laughing so hard!!! I guess I'm just.... ...where did that come from?

 

[WDWHeather]

2. My MOM calls the Carousel of Progress the "Wheel of Continuum." I can barely type I'm laughing so hard thinking about it. Seriously. Eyes watering, the whole thing.

hahahaha. Oh my gosh, this is soooo funny!
Where the heck did she get Wheel of Continuum from?
I can imagine you guys entering MK and your mom saying, "Let's go to Wheel of Continuum". It sounds like some really technical device that's keeping the earth spinning or something.

 

[dr&momto2boys]

At Le Cellier a precocious little kid asked the waiter, "How big is the steak?" The waiter replied, "It's about the size of your head, but not as thick."

 

[dr&momto2boys]

On a bus to one of the parks we witnessed this interaction between a little girl and her mother:

Mom: "Where did you get that gum?"
Girl: (No answer)
Mom: "Did you get that from under the seat?" (Reaching to take it out of her daughter's hand.)
Girl: (Quickly pops it in her mouth and smiles big as she starts to chew!)

 

[WDWHeather]

On a bus to one of the parks we witnessed this interaction between a little girl and her mother:

Mom: "Where did you get that gum?"
Girl: (No answer)
Mom: "Did you get that from under the seat?" (Reaching to take it out of her daughter's hand.)
Girl: (Quickly pops it in her mouth and smiles big as she starts to chew!)

 

[Luv2Roam]

While riding the monorail into MK for a Pirates and Princess Party a cute, and chatty little boy was seated next to DH.
Making conversation, DH asked him if he ever saw the PotC movies.
Reply:
Oh yes! I saw the box once in a store!

We learned we need to be more specific with kids and ask if they WATCHED the movie, not just saw it.

 

[speedydisteen]

This happend last trip in Janaury. both came from a server at the Whispering Canyon Cafe.
1- he went over to a guest and amde him stand up. he said "this man is under the impression that dining at WDW is cheap!" everyone did that.
2- there was another WDW cm at the restaurant inspecting. the same waiter went over to a microphone and said "All men in suits please return to the office, All men in suits please return to the office" then he looked over and the guy in the suit was standing right there! Then he said "I wasn't talking about you" then he got up and started walking and said "it wasn't me!" the guy in the suit just about fell over laughing!