Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Friendly Frog]

I love reading these!

 

[marciemi]

When we visited in 1997, my boys were 5, 3 and almost 2. We bought autograph books for the older 2, but decided the youngest wouldn't understand or care. All went well for about 3/4 of the visit, until right in the middle of an autograph session with Pooh & Pals, when he suddenly realized his brothers had one and he didn't. We have it on video where you see him figuring it out and just abruptly bursting into tears in front of the characters.

But the funny part was that when we then bought him one, he wouldn't let any of the characters sign it. Every time we'd see one, they'd first sign his brothers' books, then when they reached for his book, he'd clutch it to his chest, glare at them, and say loudly "NO, MINE!" So he has an autograph book full of his scribbles and no autographs!

Okay - I FINALLY (only took 2 years) found the photo of this and figured out how to use photobucket. So here's the picture right after he figured it out:

 

[sleepyone]

Okay - I FINALLY (only took 2 years) found the photo of this and figured out how to use photobucket. So here's the picture right after he figured it out:

Poor baby. LOL... Our son still doesn't care that his sisters get their books signed. He has one but doesn't care...LOL.

 

[bunnysmum]

Last January, my dd5, my mom (Nana), and I were at the MK for a double birthday celebration for my dd and mom, and my completion of my masters.

I was anxious NOT to make any silly newbie mistakes and to get the most out of this much anticipated, very well planned for trip.

We arrived at the Magic Kingdom on our first day of our trip, and it's nighttime. Spectromagic is going on. We're too late to watch it properly, so we link hands and thread our way through the crowds trying to get to Fantasyland because my dd is obsessed with finding something to ride.

As we near Tomorrowland, we come to a standstill. A solid mass of humanity. Nana asks me, “Which way now?” and because I haven’t yet decided which group of tourists to plow through on our way to Dumbo, I foolishly say, “I don’t know”, even though I know, broadly, which direction I am headed in.

Nana takes me at my literal word, spies a CM, and what follows is, I’m sorry, Nana, one of the funniest lines I have ever heard to be uttered in the Magic Kingdom.

I hadn’t stopped walking. Didn’t know Nana had stopped. Had Bunny by the hand and we were goin’ to the RIDES, by gum. Suddenly, I realize, Nana isn’t with us. I spin around, and backtrack. There she is about 20 feet back, and by the time I am within earshot, she is innocently asking a CM...

“Where are the rides?”



Sheesh, Nana, the World is lousy with rides. Why don’t we just ask him where we can buy a Fast Pass for the monorail?

 

[LPZ_Stitch!]

This is one of mine ... two years ago, we were at the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Play It!) and we were down in the front row, but not the "special" seats.

One of the questions was, something like, "When (something) isn't good enough (at something) it's said that it can't cut the: A Mustard, B Ketchup, C <something>, D <something>...."

"Cut the mustard" was the answer, of course, but I leaned over towards my DW and, as a joke, said, "The cheese!"

The announcer overheard me and burst out laughing. Then, he said, "Now, wait-a-minute ... some guy TO MY LEFT just said 'The cheese!'"

And, the whole place burst out laughing!

 

[kollektorin]

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[kab407]

This happened on Sunday, I was in line for ToT. The man and woman in front of me were getting a bit testy with each other in trying to find Soarin' on the map of DS/MGM. He kept insisting that Soarin' was at DS. She kept saying it was MK.

Was I a good DIS'er and help them out? Yea, after a few more seconds of them going at it. I wonder how some folks make through an airport and on to a plane.

 

[ougrad86]

Bringing it back to the top!

 

[blueangel]

Any new ones?

 

[HannaBelle]

First, what a great thread! I am going to have to keep up with this one!

Here is my story, but it takes a bit of "set-up".

Last spring we travel to WDW as part of a Grand Gathering of 12 people. The first thing we did was the Magical Fireworks Cruise. It was a bit like the Jungle Cruise…lots of campy jokes, but the kids loved it!

There were 2 boats with probably 40 people per boat, maybe 3 or 4 large family groups per boat. Well, our guides (“pirates”) were leading us in a yelling competition between the 2 boats when the other boat shouts at our boat “You stink!”

Well, before anyone could say anything, a little girl, maybe 7 or 8 years old, stands up in the boat and yells “No, You Suck!” She was seriously pissed! I thought my brothers and I were going to fall out of the boat laughing. The girl’s father shrugs it off and says, “Well, you can tell she is from New Jersey!”

We still get a kick out of shouting that at each other!

 

[TatenEly]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic

2. "ET phone home"

-on Soarin' as we flew up with the balloons a la ET

This one reminded me of our recent flight on Soarin'....... as we sailed over the orange/citrus groves an older kid yells out "oh yummy, smell-o-vision"....don't know why but DH and I just cracked up!

 

[Kate and Pete]

hahaha when I was young I always would pretend like school didn't exsist hoping my parents would forget that me and DB has school too...yeaaa...

I love the posts about what children say they're usually the best hahaha

Once when my brother was really little space mountain broke down.

so they turn the lights on and my DB looks around with a stern confused face and shouts in a very loud voice, "HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS ON!!!" and he kept looking around with the scariest 5yo face I have ever seen! But then he continues his tyraid, "I said, HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS ON!!! Turn them off! Turn them off! Turn them off! Turn them off" and he did this little jiggle dance in his seat with his hands in the air and was wiggling his head and began to sing this song about turning the lights off really loudly in this little kid voice that he was making up. You could hear the other guest in their coaster laughing at him which just egged him on more.

So finally the CM gets on the loud speaker and say's "Ladies and gentlemen please remain seated the ride will continue momentarily...and sir for the sake of us all will you please stop singing-the lights will turn on momentarily.

It scared the BAJEEZUS outta him!!! and he did not say another word from then on until much later that night back at the hotel hahaha

I laughed until I cryed at this one! Bump!

 

[luvgrumpy]

Okay - I FINALLY (only took 2 years) found the photo of this and figured out how to use photobucket. So here's the picture right after he figured it out:

Oh that is sooo cute! I hope you kept that book. it should be priceless.

 

[Groovee]

When we were in Disneyland Paris last year one of the Characters stomped right passed me, so I blew a raspberry and called him an ugly man. A chase then ensued where I was running with my son in his pushchair (stroller) and he was trying to catch me. He eventually did and made me kiss his feet. He didn't let me away with it at all and it was a huge crowd puller as loads of people stopped and the other 5 adults in our party were killing themselves. I didn't learn my lesson as I upset the Sherriff of Nottingham after that and hid in the toilets.

 

[princess~yo]

These are SO funny! I'll have to write down anything I overhear next month...

(bump!)

keep 'em coming, DISsers!

 

[fla4fun]

I was walking out International Gateway last week, past the benches before the World Traveler store. I have no idea what the man said to the woman - all I heard was her reply: "This is Disney World! They don't allow dirt here!" I guess all those plants are just out of luck!

 

[Atchley]

I didn't hear it, but DH was telling me about it.
Last Year at Epcot DS told DH that he had to use the restroom. DH finds a bathroom and takes him. DD and I wait patiently outside. A little while later DH comes out with DS and DH is red and just hurrying up to get outside with DS.
DH said that DS said he had to go p@@p so DH took him to a stall, got him situated and held the door outside. After a little while DH asked DS if he was done to which DS replied:
"No Daddy, I have two p@@ps. How many p@@ps do you usually have?"
DH said that every guy in there had to turn away and try to laugh quietly.
Ah, little boys, they can never talk too much about p@@p, b$tts, f#rts, etc;.

 

[HannaBelle]

Bump...this one is just too cute!

 

[melanell]

When DH and I were at WDW on our honeymoon throughout the parks we would constantly hear "Don't waste Daddy's money!" We heard this everywhere!! It was sad that these kids were getting told not to waste money on food. If I had a nickel for everytime we heard this it could pay for our next trip!

We ought to start walking up to these parents and asking them for a nickel!

At least it would distract them from reaming out the kids for a moment!

 

[Narnian_Princess]

I didn't hear it, but DH was telling me about it.
Last Year at Epcot DS told DH that he had to use the restroom. DH finds a bathroom and takes him. DD and I wait patiently outside. A little while later DH comes out with DS and DH is red and just hurrying up to get outside with DS.
DH said that DS said he had to go p@@p so DH took him to a stall, got him situated and held the door outside. After a little while DH asked DS if he was done to which DS replied:
"No Daddy, I have two p@@ps. How many p@@ps do you usually have?"
DH said that every guy in there had to turn away and try to laugh quietly.
Ah, little boys, they can never talk too much about p@@p, b$tts, f#rts, etc;.

I passed someone (I think it was on Main Street) looking at a park map and saying, "We have to go see the new Pirate ride; they added Jack Skellington!" I hope not! I can see it now: "Pirates of the Caribbean Holiday".