Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Boston5602]

At MGM while touring Osborne lights, my DS4, who was in a terrible mood and had just spent the last few minutes trying to catch the "snow" on his tongue yells, " It's not snow. It's soap!" He was REALLY mad about it.

 

[Buzz's Buddy]

During our trip last week, my daughter and I had just entered the MK on our way to the Crystal Palace. We've been to WDW many times but had never seen the flag retreat ceremony. However, this time we happened to walk in just as the flag retreat ceremony was being held. We were a little early for our reservation, so we decided to stay around and watch.

As we were watching, a dad and daughter paused to watch next to us. The daughter asked the dad what was happening and the father said:

"They're taking down the flag because it might rain and you're not supposed to let the flag get wet"

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

Oh, this thread is always so enjoyable to read. If I ever need something to laugh about I need not look further. All the stories here are so funny!


Maybe this is just funny to me but while I did the college program last year I saw and overheard many amusing incidents. One evening after my location had closed, I was walking my bank back to the office and I passed by The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh. There was a mom standing outside of it with her young son who looked to be maybe 5 or 6 years old. Mom looked very flustered as the boy was sitting on the ground yelling "I don't wanna get on this stupid ride, I hate Winnie the Poop!" over and over. At first I thought I heard him wrong but after hearing him repeat it over and over I realized he really was calling him "Winnie the Poop." I couldn't help but feel bad for Winnie...it's not his fault people associate his name with...well, you know. Finally mom picked him up off the ground and said "oh, you're getting on!" and left to join the rest of their party in line.

That gave me a pretty good laugh though

Another time I heard a rather grumpy looking husband mumbling under his breath about Mickey being "just a silly looking oversized rat dressed in an ugly suit, and I don't see what all the fuss is about."

Some people just don't get it

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

At the Poly beach, waiting for the Wishes fireworks to begin...

One little girl runs in front of us towards the water and yells "I'm going to throw up!". She's immediately followed by her little brother, maybe 3 years old. The mom asks him what does he think he's doing. The little boy, with wide, excited eyes :

"I wanna watch!"

 

[pampam]

I've got a funny... one of the most boneheaded things I've ever said.

DS 14 was complaining about scratching her new bike. A CM overheard us and said....

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it. And it was a brand-new Mercedes."

"I didn't know Mercedes made bicycles." said I.

duh.

I'm with you. I guess I just don't get it. Mercedes= cars or a girls name.

 

[Robo]

I'm with you. I guess I just don't get it. Mercedes= cars or a girls name.

The CM meant that the CAR that hit the bike was a new Mercedes.

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it.
And it (the car the guy was driving) was a brand-new Mercedes."

English can be a very imprecise and cofusing language.

 

[banarooo]

 

[pampam]

The CM meant that the CAR that hit the bike was a new Mercedes.

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it.
And it (the car the guy was driving) was a brand-new Mercedes."

English can be a very imprecise and cofusing language.

Ohhhh! sorry.

 

[quiltymom]

This happened last July at Disneyland. It may not be too funny to others, but it was to me!

I took the kids there by myself. I wanted to go see the new revision of POTC but I knew that DD(5) didn't like the dark. (She needed a flashlight to go on the TTA and gripped my hand in the dark spots until we were in daylight again!) DS wanted to go on POTC as well, so I asked DD if she would want to go on it, even though it was scary. What's so scary about it?, she asked? It's pitch black in places, has a few drops, a lot of scary skeletons and a bunch of pirates fighting.

Here response? "Well, I don't see what would be so scary about that since I watch pirates fighting all the time on [the movie] Peter Pan!"

Well, I guess she told me! And she laughed at everything the entire ride!

 

[ciera321]

Years ago my DD and I were taking an impromptu trip to "the World" and were
on the Mears SHuttle with many other guests. There was a young boy around
9 or 10 named "Patrick" and he just talked and talked. He was in the back and
his mother was up front with the driver. He asked things like, "Are there crocs
in these waters?" about a gazillion times. At one point he starts to say, "So,
the reason we're taking this trip is because my mom just got divorced and......"
"SHUT UP, PATRICK!" comes from the front seat. This one young guy who was
there with his girlfriend then says, "Hey, Patrick, which park are you going to
tomorrow?" "The Magic Kingdom because..........." When they finally get off
the shuttle, the young guy turns to the rest of us and says, "Okay, so everyone
knows which park to avoid tomorrow, right?" To this day, my DD and I will
randomly look at each other and say, "Are there CROCS in these waters?"

Too funny...Thanks for the laugh!!!

 

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

 

[2Xited4Disney]

Guess maybe she didn't think she was a foreigner because she spoke English? And I bet sometimes even she is hard to understand. Bubbler/drinking fountain, bonnet/hood, bangers/sausage, etc.

HEEEYYYY WWWAATTCH IT

Us Massachusettians call a Drinking Fountain a bubbler *Bubblah*

 

[marivaid]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

OMG this is hysterical !!!!

 

[2Xited4Disney]

Not a word, just a look. One evening while leaving Mickeys Not So Scary Halloween party,... OK let me paint you a picture.
I'm a Pirate, and my wife... She spent MONTHS on her costume. She had a long black dress, victorian style, with fish-net hose and everything all ripped up and shreaded. She looked AWESOME! Black eyeliner, pale white, and looked really dead.. She had leaves in her hair and everything.. I mean she REALLY looked like a corpse! (and she got complimented for the costume all night I may add) It was September, and we were leaving the party. This really high class lady was apparently going to pick someone up, and was walking towards the turnstiles after the party was over. She looked at my wife, and had the most horrific look on her face. She just FROZE in her tracks and kept staring in horror, and even turned around and watched her walk by. My wife bust into laughter and said "I dont think anyone informed her that your supposed to dress up."
I guess you just had to been there.

This might sound really wierd but were you there the Last MNSHP in September?

 

[Starstruckdancer]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

oh my gosh kids say the funniest things. I was cracking up reading this.

 

[DisneyBrat]

We were at Cape May for the character breakfast and this 7ish yo boy kept yyelling" hey squirrel you didn't sign my book" to Chip.

I don't know why but this struck my funny bone and I was litterly LOLing. Thanks for the laugh

Lew

 

[tinkgurl]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

That just made my day!

 

[ChrisnKim913]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

This just made my morning! Absolutly hysterical!!!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

Oh my goodness.
I almost choked on my coffee.

 

[loveDmouse]

These are too funny. I read some before our trip and thought back to it cause I couldn't tell you how many times people referred to Magic Kingdom as Disney World. That just makes me giggle.