Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[FanOfStitch]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

Did this happen on Dec 11? We were at that show too. I was crying I was laughing so hard!

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

 

[tinkgurl]

IloveWINNIEthePOOH: I think you won the best post of today for your story!

 

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

I'm glad my story gave alot of you as much laugh as it gave me!!
FanOfStitch- we were there on the 22nd.

 

[sleepyone]

I'm glad my story gave alot of you as much laugh as it gave me!!
FanOfStitch- we were there on the 22nd.

We were there in May 2006 and it happened then too.

 

[Miz Diz]

In Dec at the Poly - a mom kept scolding her daughter and her daughter told her to quit embarrassing her. Her mom scolded her for something else and the daughter said, "Quit embarrassing me, Stinky Pants!"

My DH always calls Magic Kingdom Disney World and he has been there more than 20 times.

I have to quit reading these at work!

 

[Library Lady]

Many years ago my parents were in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. It was late at night and they were in line behind a group of teenagers. One young man kept making comments about how stupid the ride was, it wasn't scary, etc. He kept it up all the way through the line and into the stretch room. When the doors closed, my dad reached down like he was going to tie his shoe and grabbed the boy around his ankle. The guy screamed, jumped who knows how high in the air, and ended up on the other side of the room. His friends sure had fun with him during the rest of the ride.

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!"
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter! As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!

Oh, that's hysterical!

 

[gortman65]

My wife and I went to WDW for our honeymoon in Oct. 2004. The first night there we ate at The Rose and Crown and watched Illuminations. My wife used the restroom there before we left. While in the restroom she overheard a British mother with her two daughters in the next stall. Suddenly she heard hysterical crying followed by the mother scolding:

"Eloise, that was completely unnecessary! Can't you see she was absolutely desperate??"

My wife is pretty sure one daughter really needed to use the toilet and had been beaten to the punch, so to speak, by her sister. Too funny!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Said by a man at GF about the gingerbread house

"wow they do a great job of making it look real, and wow they even bring in the fake smell"

Maybe he needs to watch the food network just once around Christmas time.

 

[tinkgurl]

I was watching the Modern Marvels show about WDW the other night and the part about the KS (the safari) at AK reminded me of another post I had read somewhere. Someone overheard people talking about how surprised they were about how real they make the animals look on the safari etc..Well I think they'd be a little shocked if they watched the Modern Marvels show!

 

[MELSMICE]

Many years ago my parents were in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. It was late at night and they were in line behind a group of teenagers. One young man kept making comments about how stupid the ride was, it wasn't scary, etc. He kept it up all the way through the line and into the stretch room. When the doors closed, my dad reached down like he was going to tie his shoe and grabbed the boy around his ankle. The guy screamed, jumped who knows how high in the air, and ended up on the other side of the room. His friends sure had fun with him during the rest of the ride.

This is something my brother would do & then we would all probably be hysterical about it the entire trip, I'm sure!

 

[NotAmused]

These are hilarious!!

 

[Amyrlin]

We were walking to Victoria and Alberts, dressed accordingly, as we passed on American family we heard the comment
"Gee, they must be British, he's wearing a tie!"

 

[Donald&Tinkerbell]

My DH and I got on the monorail at the Contemporary to go to the MK for the MVMCP a couple of years ago with a young family. The mom had a very new baby in her arms and the dad had a 2-3 yr old little girl and the stroller. They sat down on the compartment bench and DH & I were standing facing them. The toddler was pushing the stroller and her dad told her to stop several times, starting mildly and getting sterner each time. She ignored him and it was obvious she was over excited. Finally, the dad said "If you don't stop that......I will turn this train around and take you back to the room!" The moment it came out of his mouth, he made eye contact with every adult in the car with this pleading look of "please don't laugh and let her know I have no control over this vehicle". DH and I looked at the other adults and just had to turn our backs to hide our grins. We could not believe he had said that. We about burst trying not to laugh outloud and give it away. The toddler was perfectly behaved until we all got off at the MK though.

 

[dwaters]

Bump

 

[tiggerwannabe]

My DH and I got on the monorail at the Contemporary to go to the MK for the MVMCP a couple of years ago with a young family. The mom had a very new baby in her arms and the dad had a 2-3 yr old little girl and the stroller. They sat down on the compartment bench and DH & I were standing facing them. The toddler was pushing the stroller and her dad told her to stop several times, starting mildly and getting sterner each time. She ignored him and it was obvious she was over excited. Finally, the dad said "If you don't stop that......I will turn this train around and take you back to the room!" The moment it came out of his mouth, he made eye contact with every adult in the car with this pleading look of "please don't laugh and let her know I have no control over this vehicle". DH and I looked at the other adults and just had to turn our backs to hide our grins. We could not believe he had said that. We about burst trying not to laugh outloud and give it away. The toddler was perfectly behaved until we all got off at the MK though.

I don't know what's harder NOT to do...

laugh at the statement or
what he said afterwards

that was priceles, thank you!

 

[MyGoofy26]

Not in WDW, but about Disney planning so I'm adding it here. . . my aunt was telling me about this and I was laughing.

A couple weeks ago my aunt was going with her friend to a Dr's appointment in Pittsburgh and the car ended up breaking down before they got there. They had it towed and while waiting on it to get fixed a woman and her daughter came in and they somehow got to talking about WDW . .. the woman was talking about their plans to go this summer and as my aunt is talking about things we like do, the woman's taking notes, "what? I've never heard of this! I have to find out about this!" My aunt was telling her about my lil cousin going to BBB and the woman grabs the little girl's coloring book and starts taking notes on the page being colored. The little girl I guess was practically in tears that her masterpiece was being written all over and mom's telling her, "it's ok honey. . it's about Disney World!"

 

[theblondebee]

I didn't think it was very funny at the time but now I find it amusing. We were waiting in line for the train in Toontown and this family walks up to wait and a little boy excited to ride runs past everyone right up to the gate. Noone seemed to mind as there weren't that many people waiting and his mother calls out "come back here, we're British, we don't push in, we que."
I wanted so much to tell her about the lovely British family who had the day before tried to "push in" ahead of me at Nine Dragons where I had a reservation and they did not but my DD would have strangled me.

 

[doodle]

I have no idea what the story is but while heading towards the HM this afternoon I heard some man scream really loud in an upset manner "she smells like garlic!" which I found kind of humorous.

Perhaps the man was not invited to dinner the night before!!!