Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[sleepyone]

We were walking thru AK when a CM said "Good Morning!" to my DS4. DS leans out of his stroller and in a bright, happy voice, replies "I can kick my own *ss!"

DH and I were mortified! We were trying to figure out where he would have heard that, when finally realized that a DJ had said that on the radio that morning. I guess he just latched on it and picked THAT particular moment to repeat it.

 

[pampam]

How about this one from yesterday, New Year's Eve...

"I better book tonight's dinner reservation early this morning!"

I really wanted to respond with.....you probably should have booked it early in the morning 6 months ago!!

 

[zgirl]

Walking through a crowded Animal Kingdom we overheard a man saying to his family, "Come on now, this is Disney World, not Stressville!" We cracked up and now say that during any tense moments.

 

[Scraper]

Umm does this train take us to AK. No it just goes to Fronteer land and Toontown

 

[TammyA]

On a recent trip when my neice was 4 yo and just beginning to read she liked to show off her new skills by reading signs. While waiting at the bus stop for a MK bus on our first day of the trip, I said, "Here comes a bus Brooke! What does it say?" She replied, " It says Disney of course Aunt Tammy. They all say Disney!" The other folks at the bus stop got a good laugh when they "overheard " this one.

 

[macphrsn]

I didn't actually hear this at WDW. When we returned home from WDW 3 weeks ago my DD 7 and I were having a converation and she turned to me and said, "Mom, I smell like Disney." I just started laughing because she was so serious. Can we bottle it?

 

[horseshowmom]

OK, not at DW, but it's related.

Yesterday I was walking out of Islands of Adventure at the end of the day and this guy behind me was talking on his cellphone and said "yeah, we just spent the day at Disneyland!"

Do you suppose that was the Incredible Stitch Coaster he was on? Any maybe Spider Mouse?

 

[jenv]

This comment was actually said by me last year when we were there.

We were at Ak in Rafiki's Planet. There was this CM bringing boxes of animals in and we were to guess what animal was in the box with a brief decription. Well, the CM gave the description and I knew what it was...so I yelled a blue, tongued skank.. ..my husband started laughing and said it was definetely not a skank. I quick recovered by saying a skink. I don't think anyone heard but the CM and she laughed but didn't really make anything of it. Man how stupid I was...can you imagine!!

Another was when we were at WDW in 1996. My whole entire family like 8 of us were at Planet Hollywood getting these free T-Shirts we got with our package. Well there were a couple other people by us and my younger brother farted and it totally stunk. My mom and I went to the back of the room and just waited and also because the smell was horid. My brother and his friend were snickering...they were like 13 at the time. My husband who was at the counter with my dad, slapped the counter so loud and yelled loud...ALRIGHT WHO FARTED!!!! The CM was shocked and coundn't wait for us to leave. What hillbilllies!!

 

[ALittleDisneyFan]

This comment actually comes from my mother, about 15 years ago.... "You better smile or I am going to punch you in the face." As if punching one of us kids in the face was going to make us smile. FTR, my mom would have never punched us in the face but she would get so mad at us for being hot and tired. You all know how last week in August weather is... Now that we're adults, my siblings and I tease my mother relentlessly about her empty threats.

 

[Ride Junkie]

Another was when we were at WDW in 1996. My whole entire family like 8 of us were at Planet Hollywood getting these free T-Shirts we got with our package. Well there were a couple other people by us and my younger brother farted and it totally stunk. My mom and I went to the back of the room and just waited and also because the smell was horid. My brother and his friend were snickering...they were like 13 at the time. My husband who was at the counter with my dad, slapped the counter so loud and yelled loud...ALRIGHT WHO FARTED!!!! The CM was shocked and coundn't wait for us to leave. What hillbilllies!!

That's hilarious!!!

 

[disneybride96]

I love my DH, but I have to tell this.

We were doing the "Keys to the Kingdom" Tour and as an icebreaker, you had to tell who your favorite Disney Character was. After all the basics, it came my DH's turn.
"DONKEY!" he proudly proclaimed.
CM: "You mean Eeyore?"
DH: "No, Donkey from Shrek"
CM: "Huh...that's another park"

Of course, I cringed and whispered "Not Disney!"
Believe it or not, he really is a big Disney fan!

 

[Eeyore11081]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic

2. "ET phone home"

-on Soarin' as we flew up with the balloons a la ET

 

[wise king mickey]

I've got a funny... one of the most boneheaded things I've ever said.

DS 14 was complaining about scratching her new bike. A CM overheard us and said....

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it. And it was a brand-new Mercedes."

"I didn't know Mercedes made bicycles." said I.

duh.

 

[j_dp456]

I've got a funny one.

My sister and I were watching Mickey's Philharmagic. It was the part when Donald and Ariel are singing and water is sprayed out at you. The little boy next to us asked his mom, "Is he peeing on us?" We laughed about that for a while.

 

[Blue Skies]

These are sooo funny! (especially the lady eating the potato on the monorail! ) I am home sick today and reading all of these have really cheered me up!

I wish I had a good story to share - - I'll have to pay attention more during our next trip to the comments of the people around us!

 

[MA pigletfan]

Overheard: There was a man behind my friend and I at Splash Mountain ( circa 1999) and he must have been counting the members of his family because a loud booming voice proclaimed " Great! We will fill a log!"
to this day, we still tell each other that we will take up a log when we go on rides..guess you had to be there!

 

[dvc guy]

This ranks a funny or just stupid, DS 10 and I over hear this conversation last week at MGM
What time does the 3PM parade start? Makes me wonder how that found Disney at all :

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Hopefully this won't offend anyone--this happened years ago and my family and I still find it hysterical!

This came from my DSis when she and my DBIL were on one of their many Disney trips. I think this particular day they were at MK and there are a few stands that sell candied cashews, almonds, etc. which as I'm sure many of you have experienced, smell delicious and my DBIL absolutely loves. Anyway, there they are walking down the street surrounded by families with happy children when that wonderful scent wafts its way to my DSis's nose. Without thinking about it, these words come out of her mouth, "Oh, Honey, I smell your nuts!".....When I heard this I thought I would die from laughing so hard! Of course on the subsequent trips we have taken since then, I'm sure you can imagine what goes through our heads (and what comes out of our mouths) when that familiar scent fills the air!

 

[Todd&Copper]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic

I always sing Rawhide on the big cattle push out of the parks. [But I am not a big ol' fat guy, I am an average-sized woman].

 

[Pollito916]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic

When was this? You have described my cousin perfectly!