Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[dsjmeadors]

Said by a man at GF about the gingerbread house

"wow they do a great job of making it look real, and wow they even bring in the fake smell"

 

[Uuaww]

I don't have any awesome quotes, but I do enjoy reading others quotes...

 

[Cee]

After singing the praises of DME to DH we are sitting on the bus at the airport
and we're waiting, and we're waiting and we're waiting and the bus still hasn't
left the airport and my DH approaches the driver and says, "Excuse me, when
does the convenience start?"

 

[Cee]

Years ago my DD and I were taking an impromptu trip to "the World" and were
on the Mears SHuttle with many other guests. There was a young boy around
9 or 10 named "Patrick" and he just talked and talked. He was in the back and
his mother was up front with the driver. He asked things like, "Are there crocs
in these waters?" about a gazillion times. At one point he starts to say, "So,
the reason we're taking this trip is because my mom just got divorced and......"
"SHUT UP, PATRICK!" comes from the front seat. This one young guy who was
there with his girlfriend then says, "Hey, Patrick, which park are you going to
tomorrow?" "The Magic Kingdom because..........." When they finally get off
the shuttle, the young guy turns to the rest of us and says, "Okay, so everyone
knows which park to avoid tomorrow, right?" To this day, my DD and I will
randomly look at each other and say, "Are there CROCS in these waters?"

 

[Twinklee]

During our last trip my dh and I were standing in line for the Tower of Terror and there was a man with three little girls that looked to be about 6, 8 and 10 years old. The smallest kept asking her dad if the ride was a roller coaster and he kept ignoring her. Finally he told her no and refused to explain any further. He clearly didn't want her to know what would happen on the ride. The oldest then decided to eplain what would happen saying that it picked you up and then dropped you. The smallest girl then asked the oldest in the most serious voice, "Does it drop you on your head?". I cracked up. The rest of the day dh and I would look at each other and ask, "Does it drop you on your head?"

Later, in the same line, after it splits to go to the different elevators, we were behind two different little girl. They were discussing the part when the elevator doors open and you see the "ghosts". One asked the other, "Do we disappear too?"

 

[Andy B]

Bump

 

[JessiMommy]

Ok I have two....

First, we were headed back to Main Street from Tomorrowland when a father & young son has stopped to look up at the castle. Dad is holding an opened park map & looks from it to the castle & back & then says to the son. "Look son, I believe that is the Magic Kingdom!!" So cute!

Secondly, we were on the dock waiting for a boat to take us from WL to MK. When the boat arrives a lady asks the boat captain how to get to Disney World. The captain stretches out both arms & says "TA-DA!" In other words... you are already here. She was referring to the Magic Kingdom, he was telling her if it's Disney World you want, you are here! It was hillarious! After doing that, he put his arms down & proceeded to tell her the boat she was boarding would take her there. The whole thing went completely over her head. LOL!

 

[Andy B]

we were at typhoon lagoon our first day in the world back in july. it was lunch time and we were holding a table near the food stand, because it was extremely crowded that day and our parents were in line to get the food, so we figured they'd be here soon. anyway, there was a girl sitting next to us at another table who was holding it for her family as well. this older couple comes up to her holding their food and says "are you holding this table?" the girl says yes, and the woman says "well, you're not allowed to save tables, you know!" the girl just shrugs and continues to sit there. (my sister and i are staring at each other laughing that the lady made up something so silly) the lady gets really poed and tells her husband that she's just going to sit down on the ground next to the garbage can because they couldn't find a table and she actually did!

the best part was that there were about 6 other people holding tables (including my sister and i) but they didn't say a word to them. i guess that girl looked very intimidatable.

I have to say that my sympathies are for the older couple, I feel it is rude to save a table when others with food are walking around with their food, especially at busy times when the wait to be served can be longer than the time to eat. I know it is common but if nobody did it there would be a lot less need for it to be done.

 

[sha_lyn]

I have to say that my sympathies are for the older couple, I feel it is rude to save a table when others with food are walking around with their food, especially at busy times when the wait to be served can be longer than the time to eat. I know it is common but if nobody did it there would be a lot less need for it to be done.

ITA... I think it is extremely rude to hold a table while people are wandering around with trays full of food and no where to sit.

 

[dwaters]

ITA... I think it is extremely rude to hold a table while people are wandering around with trays full of food and no where to sit.

I disagree.
I think it's smart planning and something you kind of have to do because everyone else does it. I am not going to have my family of four stand in line with me with stroller, bags and everything while my kids get restless and bump into other people in line if I don't have to. It's not that I want people walking around with trays to not have a place to sit, but that's just the way it is.

Has anyone ever been is Cosmic Ray's at lunch time? Craziness!
It really doesn't help that there is a line for hamburgers, an seperate line for chicken, and a line for something else. You could spend forty-five minutes just getting food for all the members of your party.
Maybe they make the audio-animatronic's jokes corny on purpose so you don't stay at your table too long.
What kind of bugs are on the moon?
LUNAR-tics!

 

[Amps]

What's worse then the rain in Seatle? Hailing taxis in New York!

 

[sha_lyn]

It really doesn't help that there is a line for hamburgers, an seperate line for chicken, and a line for something else. You could spend forty-five minutes just getting food for all the members of your party.

So it's OK to hold a table for 45 min? In that time someone could finish eating
Then again I'm the type of person who would/has invite someone to sit and eat with us (at Pecos Bill's during the parade)if no tables are available, instead of sitting there at an empty table thinking "ha I beat you to it"

 

[iggbees]

sorry to butt in, but i didn't post that to start an argument. i thought it was weird that the woman said it was a rule that you weren't allowed to save tables. as if it were a posted rule somewhere where the tables were. my sister and i had sat down, because we thought our parents were coming and they were it just took about 5 min from the time we got our table to the time we started eating.

i also thought it was very weird that the lady sat next to the trash can instead of trying to find a table, as if to annoy the kids that were saving the table to give them dirty looks or something. i just didn't understand the logic.

also, the couple weren't really that old, i'd guess they were in their late 50's. so technically they were middle aged. i could see if they were like 70 or 80 (or even a family with little kids for that matter), i probably would have given them my table.

 

[Andy B]

Guess maybe she didn't think she was a foreigner because she spoke English? And I bet sometimes even she is hard to understand. Bubbler/drinking fountain, bonnet/hood, bangers/sausage, etc.

Bubbler? is that American because it certainly is not English.

 

[marivaid]

So it's OK to hold a table for 45 min? In that time someone could finish eating
Then again I'm the type of person who would/has invite someone to sit and eat with us (at Pecos Bill's during the parade)if no tables are available, instead of sitting there at an empty table thinking "ha I beat you to it"

At the CS in Mexico, 2 old ladies held a table for over 2 hours.They didnt have food or even a drink. People with full trays were sitting on the floor and they didnt seem to care. A guy asked them if he could sit at their table just long enough to eat and they said NO, they were waiting for more people. Then I kid you not, 5mns before Illuminations their family joined them. About 8 adults and a couple kids, all they bought was churros. I thought that was so rude !! It's OK to hold a table for a few minutes, but not for hours and especially not if you don't even buy anything IMO.

That said, I agree that the comment that you're not "allowed" to save tables was funny, and I also agree that the lady probably wouldn't have tried that with an adult.It was easier to get nasty with a kid who won't dare to talk back.

 

[fAnnF]

The other day someone asked a bus driving CM what epcot stands for, CM said Every Page Keeps on Turning or something like that. I had to keep myself from laughing.

 

[Andy B]

Has anyone ever been is Cosmic Ray's at lunch time? Craziness!
It really doesn't help that there is a line for hamburgers, an seperate line for chicken, and a line for something else. You could spend forty-five minutes just getting food for all the members of your party.

Yes and you will be holding a table for forty five minutes!

 

[sha_lyn]

Funny comment from DD right after we returned from WDW in 2000. DD was 2 1/2 at the time. My mom came by to see us.
We were telling her about our trip and something was mentioned about DH and DD hanging out in Fantasyland while DS and I did the rides that DD was too little for.
DD pipes up
"I was too little, and daddy was too little too"

 

[marivaid]

At the Poly beach, waiting for the Wishes fireworks to begin...

One little girl runs in front of us towards the water and yells "I'm going to throw up!". She's immediately followed by her little brother, maybe 3 years old. The mom asks him what does he think he's doing. The little boy, with wide, excited eyes :

"I wanna watch!"

 

[Boston5602]

I just had to chime in and say that up here. . .Mass, just north of Boston you hear the term "bubbler" a lot (at least in my hometown Lowell)! Although, most people say it "bubblah" once you factor in the Boston accent!

I live just south of Boston and always used bubbler. When I was younger I would also ask for a tonic. They never understood that in Florida , but people back home always knew I was looking for " Soda "