Freaked out by a fortune cookie!!!

[mickeyfan2]

Well, I can't believe that I just went out in the 100+ degree heat to read a fortune cookie.... but I'm glad I did...
it proves that they are wrong...

DH's second fortune said:
"FORTUNE COOKIE SAY: YOUR SENSITIVITY IS AN ASSET"

I guess Mr. Sensitive couldn't read it to me because he was too busy laughing at me and telling me to make sure my life insurance policy was in order!

Atleast my head will not be .

 

[TruBlu]

Sorry, but I just can't resist this one...

DH's second fortune said:
"FORTUNE COOKIE SAY: YOUR SENSITIVITY IS AN ASSET"

IN BED!!!

 

[NikiM20]

We usually read them out loud and add the words "in bed" to the end. It is usually VERY funny, but not this time...

We do this too!!!

 

[TruBlu]

I'm leaving to go home now...
Wish me luck...

 

[Grumpy's Gal]

a few times, my cookie has been...........................EMPTY!

what does that mean? I'm not worthy of a fortune..........

 

[TruBlu]

a few times, my cookie has been...........................EMPTY!

what does that mean? I'm not worthy of a fortune..........

I think I would have fainted if I had tried a third one and it had been empty!

 

[Jimbo]

The message in my last fortune cookie was "Disregard previous cookie."

 

[mommy*RN]

Isn't there some rule that you have to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true??? SO - when you get a crappy fortune - don't eat it (in bed ).

BTW - we do the 'in bed' thing too...........uh I mean with the cookies.........um I mean we say "in bed" with the cookies........oooohh FORGET IT!

 

[TruBlu]

Isn't there some rule that you have to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true??? SO - when you get a crappy fortune - don't eat it (in bed ).

BTW - we do the 'in bed' thing too...........uh I mean with the cookies.........um I mean we say "in bed" with the cookies........oooohh FORGET IT!

Oh crap. I ate them both. I guess I'm doomed...

 

[Stacerita]

Ive gotten a blank fortune in my cookie.....twice.

 

[mommy*RN]

Ive gotten a blank fortune in my cookie.....twice.

I think that means you get to write your own fortune...at least that is what I will believe if I ever get a blank one .

 

[TruBlu]

I think that means you get to write your own fortune...at least that is what I will believe if I ever get a blank one .

COOL! You get to write your own fortune....IN BED!

Sorry... I couldn't help myself...