Chicago526 said:
Ford?
Found
On
Road
Dead
or
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
Not very original Chicago526, here are some better ones...
FORD:
First On Race Day
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Future Of Racings Delight
OR
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Found Out-Right Dangerous
Here are some more examples:
ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
HONDA:
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
KIA:
Kick It Around
Kick It Again
Killed In Action
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
The One You Ought To Avoid