Ask DH Phillip about the time in grade school music class (mid-to late 1960's) when the teacher asked them to bring in their favorite record to play for the class. The teacher then made the mistake of stepping out of the room when Phillip put HIS favorite record on the turntable. Yes. You guessed it.
My Ding-A-Ling. When the teacher returned mid-song and realized what had happened, let's just say that that is a moment that lives in infamy in Phillip's family.