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[my3kids]

did wonder just who would walk Ho down the aisle, seeing as that she was raised by wolves. Hopefully the brothers, tragic as they were, would walk her down the aisle on two legs instead of four. Outsiders often wondered if that was why Ho was as she was....living with dogs in those formative years. Seeing that they lived in a cave and not a condo, they had not seen Bob Barker's message to spay or neuter, so they just did what good wolves would do...try to repopulate the west and overcome near extinction.

Oh, how I digress. Once Alex asked Ho, she looked:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

to her momma wolf Glo for advice. Glo and Mo had been together for what seemed like forever, surely she would have advice. The problem was Ho was not really in love with Alex but thought her friends on the finish the story thread would have so much fun planning a wedding that she decided to

 

[my3kids]

accept, because who doesn't like to plan a party! First, the wolves, Honey and girls on the DIS:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

ALex finally decided to take Ho on a weekend trip to Niagara Falls,(he couldn't score a discount at WDW) and pop the question while looking over the falls, but something went horribly wrong.........

 

[my3kids]

Honey refused to take the tour bus up to the viewing area because she didn't know the driver. This left Alex to carry Honey through the woods to the bottom. Finally they made it to the falls. While Alex had expected Honey to be awed by the sight, the rushing water created such a spray that it mussed her hair and makeup and Ho demanded to be carried back out immediately. What was to be a romantic proposal by the falls turned into a 15 minute wait for a table at the IHOP. Despite this setback, Alex:

 

[Mishetta]

was still determined to propose to Ho before TJ came back into this bizarre story line! If he didn't propose tonight, Ho might be gone forever out of his life! Could Alex go on without Ho? The answer was....

 

[Cruisin]

sure he could do it, but did he really want to....Alex did some really deep down soul searching and came up with this answer.....

 

[Mishetta]

he was going to give up his dream of marrying Ho because she could never be satisfied with just one man. He decided his real love was Momtomootoo & he was going to go after her with all he had!

Being that Detroit was still snowy, he called Cruisin'Kroezes & asked if he could borrow the family sleigh so that he could get to New Jersey, as quickly as possible, before Momtomootoo ran off & married Enrique!

 

[my3kids]

Cruisin'Kroezes said, "Sure!" and even hitched up the team to pull Alex to New Jersey.

He found Momtomootoo at home, singing to Moo and Too and thought, "What a lucky man I would be to be a part of this family."

He rushed in and, of course, MOMTOMOOTOO accepted immediately. They celebrated by singing a duet of Springsteen hits from the 80's. She wisked up her kids, packed a small suitcase and into the sleigh they went. What a happy sight. New love, new beginnings, and the DIS girls would get to plan a wedding afterall! All was right with the world, until:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

DADTOMOOTOO got wind of it. Of course he would respect his wife's wishes to leave for Alex, but he could not bear the thought that his 3 kids would be mixed up in this bizzare love fest. So although it pained her MOMTOMOOTOO said adios amigos and od she went (looking radiant I might add) But how would DADTOMOOTOO explain to the kids that their mom totally lost her mind and left them for parts unknown...

 

[Lewski709]

turns out that Momtomootoo and Dadtomootoo had been seeking "help" for their relationship and Momtomootoo could never resist the charming Alex. After serious consideration, contemplation and other big words, Momtomootoo decided it best as Dadtomootoo wasn't really the dad of the mootoo's afterall. Those mootoo's were Alex's and while Momtomootoo knew it all along, Alex had no clue about the mootoo's. This was Momtomootoo's chance to explain the mootoo's were his, so she took it. Looking radiant and all, it was the perfect opportunity.

Momtomootoo suggested she and Alex head..........

 

[my3kids]

to Detroit as she, of course, wanted Mishetta Mishetta to be her matron of honor. Mr. Mishetta would be Alex's best man since they had met during the Enrique period.

Once the plane landed in Detroit, who should run out into restricted territoy but Honey, followed by her four legged parents. Honey had realized that Alex was to marry another, and the wolves encouraged her to fight for her man. With her teeth bared:

 

[Lewski709]

people in the airport looked in awe. Once..........

 

[my3kids]

she convinced security that this was a mission of love and not terrierism(I know, bad pun intended) Honey told Alex she felt. She did love him and would try very hard to limit herself to one man. She would give up her dreams to serve him, she would go anywhere he wanted, she would not nag him, nor demand phone calls every 1.5 hours. In short, she would love him as he wanted to be loved if only he would marry her.

Well as no man could resist Ho, he left MOM still back in the coach section of the aircraft and wisked her and her family away aboard a private animal control officer vehicle.

The wedding would be that very day. Mishetta Mishetta could still be the Matron on Honor because Ho didn't have many female friends(The parents scarred most of them off.) It would be at Ho's church in downtown. Plans began to be implemented immediately. They:

 

[my3kids]

quickly scanned the DIS boards looking for members who could help out with specific jobs on very short notice. The found Shirley on the cruise board and asked her to help with flowers and favors. They found DocRafiki to help find a groomer for the bride's parents. They found CJMickeymouse to open the pharmacy on a Sunday to dispense some prescribed Xanax for the nervous groom. They hunted for a jeweler and someone to prepare the reception foods, but had to settle on Wal-Mart for the rings and the catering. They found a lovely MaryKate & Ashley band for Ho and the menu would be chicken tenders and macaroni salad. They also liked the Big Fat Obnoxious fiance's favorite party food, Rice Krispee Treats, so they sent cheeringmom out for that. They figured she might have cheerleaders at home, and was therefore probably used to asking for donations from local businesses'.

The plans continued with Lewski:

 

[Lewski709]

hiring the men from Queer Eye for the Straight guy to plan the flower arrangements. I mean, come on, who else would be better? Just when they arrived..........

 

[my3kids]

So did Shirley from the cruise board who had asked to come so quickly to do Honey's flowers. It was decided that someone else would have to sort that out.

Honey had SO much to do....of course she had to let all the other suiters down easily. She called TJ, but he was at work and was unavailable. She called the assembled group of bachelors, still waiting where they were left at the North Pole. They were just so glad to get out of igloo and to someplace warm, they couldn't care less about Honey's plans at that point.

She quickly sent Mr. Mishetta out to hand deliver invitations. All that were invited immediatly accepted. It was likely to be such a spectical, no one wanted to take a chance on missing this train wreck.

It was almost time for the ceremony to begin when:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Mr Mishetta arrived back completely dishelved. It seems that at least one of Honeys precious suitors was not taking the news well at all. It was apparent that Mr Mishetta needed immediate care, so Mishetta Mishetta had to bow out of the wedding party and wisk Mr Mishetta to the ER. Luckily for Honey, My3kids agreed to stand in for the visably upset Mishetta Mishetta. Lewsi709 would be the flower girl so all was set or was it?

 

[my3kids]

My3 quickly changed out of her haz-mat suit(always preparing for the worst case scenario) and put on a lovely suit of blue, knee length skirt, cropped jacket and her always present string of pearls. Honey was wearing a gold dress and was carrying a bouquet of blue and golden flowers. Alex looked stunningly handsome in his tuxedo, even though the rental shop only had light blue with ruffled shirts left at this late date.

Because although they were able to book the church, the minister was unavailable, so they had one of the bride's justice of the peace/lawyer friends officiate. All were thinking about Mr. Mishetta laying in the hospital, but a quick call to Mishetta Mishetta reassured them that he would be fine soon. He simply got the breath knocked out of him when one of her former suiters collapsed at the announcement and landed on him.

But, as the bride stated down the aisle, the lights and fire alarms started going crazy. Seems a nasty computer virus had infected the churches computer system from someone secretly viewing porn on the minister's computer during closed hours.

Would the wedding contine, or would Alex take this as a sign he should RUN:

 

[cheeringmom]

But Alex was thinking of his HOT HONEYmoon and decided the show must go on. But before they started down the aisle, Lewski dropped all of the flowers from her basket making HO slip and break her leg...Would this be the end of the wedding? GLo was very angry, bearing her sharp teeth because this would have been her 15 minutes to shine as the bride's mother so she pounced on Lewski. Chereingmom, MOMTOMOOTOO, my3kids and Cruisin truied to pull her off of Lewski before she ended up getting mauled but Lewski with her very quick wit was able to talk Glo out of mauling her. Meantime Alex......