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[Lewski709]

clean shaven, nails painted, pretty in pink as any princess should be. While the brawl continued and only became louder, the guns and mace came out. Not a moment after Honey was checking to see who was winning her heart, looking out the window from a safe distance, she heard three gun shots. She ran

 

[Mishetta]

to see if TJ was shot. She was relieved when she saw he was okay & then decided to start peeling her clothes off because she knew then that the chaotic fighting would stop, since all the men (who undoubtedly were in love with her) would stop their fighting & offer to take their turn pleasing Honeydiditalot by....

 

[my3kids]

by offering goodies like computer equipment. Well, sadly for Honey, although she decided to end her heteroflexible ways and she had put on the slightly charred bra, she was still in her manly tighty whiteys. So rather than the usual reaction of pick up lines and assorted romantic trinkets, Honey received:

 

[cheeringmom]

a lot of empty promises. Just like most women get. But that didn't deter her. She continued with her flirting etc but just then....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

her jock itch started to flare up. What was a girl/guy to do? Honey (now known as just plain ho- no need fo the knee) scratched away as if no one was looking. But all eyes were indeed on ho - no need for knee. TJ miraculously recovering from the gunshot wound to the head approached with one more promise...

 

[my3kids]

If you'll quit scratching your itch and scratch my itch, I'll let you ride in my deputy sheriff squad car. Hononeedforkneebutstilldewingiteverychanceshegets couldn't say no to that. That's why everyone began referring to her simply as Ho because she had a bit of a problem with saying no. She actually had a lot of problems, that darn jock itch being one of the major ones at the moment. Thinking chlorine might ease her suffering, as well as the suffering of the assembled men veiwing the disturbing scene, she ripped off her briefs, which by the way she filled out quite fully due to a glandular condition that set in during adolescence. Anyway, after removing the briefs, she jumped into the pool as the the men:

 

[my3kids]

turned to stare at the Ho flying into the water. Luckily by this point Mishetta Mishetta and My3 had gotten their children safely out of the melee and were enjoying pedicures and facials at the Grand Floridian Spa. MOMTOMOOTOO and cheeringmom were also there for manicures. Cheeringmom also was going to have a session with one of the voice coaches for the singing cast at WDW in hopes of soothing her sore vocal cords from her night of singing Bruce Springsteen songs.

Anyway, back to the vacation rental house; (Available for weekly rentals or daily rentals during off season.) It was a shocking sight to see. Ho in the pool trying to calm her "disturbance," TJ on the side begging her to come calm his disturbance, and the cast of other assembled men who were, too, falling under Ho's spell. Ho shouted out to all who were listening, "I like it when:"

 

[Lewski709]

all the boys smile at me. Ho was a very manly man.

Ho sacheted out of the pool, not knowing what to do next, as Ho just remembered that he had not seen Alex in quite some time. "That two timer must have taken off with the deputy," he thought. Pondering more, Ho swore Alex was rubbing the deputy's

 

[my3kids]

holster. It seemed that even Honey, or Ho as it appeared, was forgetting she was a woman and not a man. She did entice the circle on onlooking men and spotted a:

 

[Cruisin]

a beautiful Disney Princess headed their way. Now what???????

 

[Mishetta]

of course, as the Princess got closer, Ho realized that it was Momtomootoo afterall! She was arm in arm with Enrique! (Enrique dumped Mishetta for Momtomootoo ~ because Momtomootoo had a "reputation" you know ). When Ho saw that Enrique was paying too much attention to Momtomootoo, she decided she wanted some of that action too! So she proceeded to.....

 

[Pop Daddy]

hand wash her bras

 

[Mishetta]

she decided to do that on the advice of Pop Daddy because he thinks thats a very erotic act....hand washing RED bras to be exact!

After she seductively hand washed her bra in front of Momtomootoo & Enrique (who was starting to admire the way Ho was using her hands.....)

 

[Lewski709]

she headed over to Tomorrowland yo grab a honkin turkey leg and have a few spins on Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin, she knew she could beat Space Ranger commander, this time, and while in line, Ho...........

 

[Cruisin]

said...I've had enough of Disney, let's go to the North Pole. We can visit with.......

 

[Mishetta]

the Cruisin'Kroezes because they live up at the North Pole ~ just west of Santa, you know, by the KFC, up the road from Standard Federal? Anyway, Ho went up there because she heard that Northern men like.....

 

[Cruisin]

( yup about 1 hour away from Mishetta's house!!)

their women all sexied up in a nice fur parka and Ho was tired of ripping off all of her clothes by now.
But wait ........

 

[Mishetta]

here come a bunch of elves!! Oh no!! Wouldn't you know, they're after Ho too! She just has every man falling at her feet in adoration! She quickly zipped up her nice fur parka & jumped on a sleigh (which she borrowed from the Cruisin'Kroezes) & made her escape to.....

 

[Cruisin]

Santa's secret hideaway. Now not too many people know about Santa's secret hideaway, even Mrs Claus is not in on the secret.
She quickly darted into the secluded cabin, imagine her surprise when she turned around and saw

 

[my3kids]

All the TV show's worth of eligible bachelors. They, too, had decided that they could not live without a little bit 'o Honey in their ...er, ummm...lives. Yes, that's it. They wanted Honey in their LIVES. Well, even Honey was surprised she had gotten in the stranger's sleigh, because we know from the airport in Detroit that she won't get in the back seat of strange men's cars. Perhaps sleighs fall into a different category all together?

As luck was not the assembled herd of eligible bachelors, they were still in their speedos from a jaunt to the men's spring fashion show at the mall in Detroit. Honey saw how cold the men were in those teeny tiny spandex suits and: