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[Mishetta]

They found out that Momtomootoo, CheeringMom, My3Kids, (sizzling hot) Mishetta, Scooter Girl, Enrique & TJ had bought a vacation rental home near WDW so they decided to try that for a night. It was advertised that the best thong gravy in town was served there...

 

[Lewski709]

with the best biscuits. One night down, and ................how many more to go? The decision had been made to go, but now for how long.

 

[cheeringmom]

They knew that had to spend a lot of time at WDW because Mr Eisner game them the location of all the hidden Mickeys and it would take them forever to find them all, but they had to make a pit stop first at....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Dollywood. Alexandria needed some hair and makeup tips and who better to see than Dolly Parton. Alexandria wanted to be all that she could be for the new love of her life Harrydew.

 

[cheeringmom]

and guess who Alexandria met while in Dollywood? Tammy Faye Baker. The make up tips came pouring out of her red lips. SHe was so excited to be able to take advantage of such wonderful beauty tips from Dolly and Tammy.. but where to go for fashion sense??? The fab 5 of course....

 

[Lewski709]

as luck would have it, the Fab Five were appearing live at Fasion Square Mall in Orlando May 10th. Well, that certainly set the date for the plan of attack. They..........

 

[my3kids]

Rented a U-Haul truck to carry all of Tammy Faye's selections with them to Orlando. That was one big truck of makeup everyone thought, but when dressing to impress, the now quite feminine Alex would have it no other way. He reflected on the whole cross dressing thing and decided he should let his womanhood shine, so he called Mishetta and asked if he could get a hold of that thong, gravy scented as it was. Mishetta was unavailable to take his call because:

 

[Lewski709]

she was very busy presenting the gravy for trademarking. The end result

 

[my3kids]

was Alex had to have Honey select a new thong for him. Who should they see at the store but Pop Daddy, still reeling from safely getting Honey off the second story balcony and being left right there on the grounds of the resort on the Ivory Coast, discarded as so many others have been in this tangled web of deceit. Pop Daddy, as well as My3 for that matter, couldn't understand why anyone would leave the tropical paradise for Orlando, but different strokes for different folks. Anyway Pop Daddy eventually did make it to Orlando and was quite helpful in Victoria's Secret. He pointed to a lovely pink and lace thong and said with excitement, "Nice Thong!" so Alex:

 

[Lewski709]

tried it on, secretly splashing from his stash, a bit of the gravy. Pop was so

 

[my3kids]

sickened by the thought of gravy on undergarments, he said "Bad idea" and walked right out of the store. Well, Mr. Mishetta was going into the store at that very moment because he was still pretty excited by the idea that his wife was dragging Enrique Iglasis all by herself. When he heard Pop Daddy make an unkind remark about his wife's runny gravy, short as it was, Mr. Mishetta went absolutely bizerk. He ran into the bra and panty section with his arms flying in rage. The attractive clerk, who looked alot like she could have been Honey's older sister before Honey became a man, came to the rescue. She couldn't have been more than 22, but she had the strength of:

 

[Lewski709]

a herd of buffalo. Which triggered Alexs' memory, he was hungry and needed to eat. He began getting weak in the knees thinking about food, not even remembering the last time in the story he had a good piece of

 

[Mishetta]

assparagus , but he decided that he'd go to the vacation rental & have some of that runny thong gravy on top of bisquits. He/she had to think things thru & decide if he/she was going to be a male or female the rest of this storyline...

 

[my3kids]

It decided to be Alex because that is easier to write. So he went back to vacation rental after that embarrasing incident in the bra and panty section. He couldn't get out of their fast enough once he saw the man with undergarments stuck all over himself trip over a lace underwire, D cup, he had somehow managed to entwine about his legs. No matter how much the clerk tried to calm things down, Mr. Mishetta kept ranting about gravy, and runny thongs, Enrique, and why his wife was named Mishetta Mishetta. (Quite an unusual first and last name, don't you think?)

Well, meanwhile back at the rental house, Alex shed his femininity in a bra burning ceremony by the outdoor, (heated for an additional fee during the off season,) in ground swimming pool. Seeing his boyfriend return to being a man, Harry Honey snatched a bra from the smoking pile of polyester and nylon and put it back on. In that small symbolic gesture, Alex and Honey returned to being a heterosexual couple.

Just then:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

who should show up but none other than my3kids with her 3 kids. Than all of a sudden

 

[Lewski709]

a pillow fight ensued. Now, with pillow fights, every one knows there are no rules and one good whack in the head, deserves another. When Honey was receiveing more blows than anyone else, she called for a truce.....waving the white bra and slinging Mishetta's youngest upside the head. Mishetta was

 

[Mishetta]

livid that Honey would touch her youngest Angel Baby, so she took Honey by the seat of her pants & tossed her in the pool! It seemed that TJ was called over to the house on a "domestic disturbance" & once Honey & TJ locked eyes with each other, it was....

 

[Lewski709]

complete chaos becuase those cops got involved again. Alex was in fear because they still had not unraveld the whole storage locker thing. Immediately, Alex was noticed and police were running after him to

 

[cheeringmom]

give him the make up bag Tammy Faye so graciously gave to him befor e he turned back into a man(?). Boy was Alex thrilled the police were clueless about the murder/locker thingie. Just then...

 

[my3kids]

all the police, deputies, and even some tenets from the rental next door got into a fight for Honey, because as we know, no man can resist her. Now, My3 stepped in to intervene because she would never put her children into such a chaotic situation. Mishetta Mishetta was busy trying to keep her child's eyes covered to avoid any of these heteroflexible characters, while My3 tried to get TJ to rush her children out of this mess to the safe confines of The Grand Floridian. But, with Honey there, TJ, nor anyone else could be swayed and they erupted into a swash buckling duel for the love of Honey. Seeing as how this transworld trek had been going on for days with nary a stop for the bathroom, much less a shower, the lovely Honey looked down and was horrified to see that her legs were looking a little more like Wolfman Jack than the lovely belle she actually was. So, Honey jumped over the still smoldering pile and ran into the house to get a quick shower. Whichever man won the fight would win her heart, and as Honey did dewitalotnow, she wanted to be: