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should call Mary Kate and Ashley? Would they still remember him now that they were gazillionaires hmm thought John, I used to be their Uncle Jesse, I will call them! It was Mary Kate that answered the phone no no it was Ashley, no no it was Mary Kate, well whoever it was did not remember John. Tried as he may to jog their memory they were much too rich to remember. So John devised another plan. He would contact Brian Wilson. Surely Mr Beachboy could help....

 

[my3kids]

and he was pretty close to HOcleo's age.

Yes, Mr. Willson could help him. John called his buddy and said,"I've got a problem....a gorgeous problem, but still a problem." John went on to explain that while HO had been a nice diversion, his heat belonged to another. Mishetta Mishetta was his true love and he wanted to find a life with her before Rebecca came home, but HO wouldn't leave his house. He'd tried putting her cell phone outside and disling the number hoping she'd run out to answer it and he could lock the door....but she wouldn't fall for it. He had tried saying he was going out of town. He would leave, but would sneak home a few hours later, and HO was right where he'd left her. He wanted to invite Mishetta Mishetta to become his wife, but the HO right there on the sofa would kind of spoil the moment, so he had to leave her at her own home for now and talk when they were able. Mr. Wilson didn't have any other advice, but offered to come play at John's house to entertain Ho. John thanked him politely but declined.

Oh how John wanted to have a Mrs. Mishetta Mishetta Stamos, although he wasn't sure they could fit all that that on their checks. He'd abreviate anything to have his love.

Finally he figured it out. He called Ben to come over and talk. Ben came over and the 3 of them had a chat. John was very nice and tried not to make HO sound too bad. Because of his gentle nature, (something Mishetta Mishetta loved dearly,) he convinced Ben that Hocleo had appeared at his door step after an accident and he finally figured out that HO belonged to Ben. Ben swept her into his arms, off her feet and into the waiting car. Finally Benhocleo was back in business and John called Mishetta Mishetta:

 

[Mishetta]

Oh my goodness.....I'm too excited to write anything!!! I LOVE John Stamos!!! Go on, get a good story going here...I'm ready!!! Oh wait! I just thought of something!!!! Here goes:

and she told John that Mr. Mishetta had left the country on a very, very, very long work assignment. He may not be back for a year! (Woo Hoo!!) Just kidding ~ really Mrs. Mishetta loves Mr. Mishetta but this is a fantasy, uh...I mean fiction

 

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Well that was all John needed to hear. Hip Hip Horray was heard thru the Hollywood Hills. Imagine Me Shay Ta all to himself for an entire year. John even promised not to do any more bad Elvis imitations that's how much he loved her. As far as the little Mishettas, they would just think he was Uncle Jesse, and Mr Mishetta would be none the wiser. So it was set, Mishetta and the kids were headed to Hollywood. Once off the plane Mishetta realized something was not as it appeared...

 

[my3kids]

A year was plenty of time for John Stamos to get Mishetta to forget there ever was a Mr. Mishetta. He sent her a ticket to get to California ASAP, and Mishetta was on a flight within the hour.

Their first face to face meeting was as wonderful as HO's first "dates" were plentiful. He wisked her away to his home and began to:

 

[my3kids]

After the drive he welcomed her and the little Mishetta's to their new home. But in a Seinfeld like moment, the house was exactly like the set of his hit show from the 80's. Mishetta Mishetta almost expected to hear Mary Kate and Ashley crying in the distance. What had she done??? The Mishettas' had left the security of their Detroit suburb home for this??? She was stuck in an incredibly bad sitcom time warp! Once John's feet crossed the threshold, he turned into Uncle Jesse. He dropped his cashmere sweater and donned a leather jacket. The house was a complete replica of the TV set...same sofa, same crib upstairs(yet he had no children!) same staircase. This guy was seriously wacked in head, and poor Mishetta Mishetta and the little Mishettas were to become characters in his fantasy.

 

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Mishetta was getting really nervous. What the heck was going on. She knew she needed to high tail it back to suburbia and the comfort of her own home (even if it meant making runny gravy) And this place was not condusive to raising the little mishettas. They had never been exposed to their mom pretending to be Becky, Uncle Jesse's wife with twin boys. No sirree, Me Shay ta was outta there faster than John could say Full House. But Mishetta needed to divert John's attention but how? Why of course, lets call HoCleo she thought, but when Ho answered the phone, Mishetta knew something was wrong, terribly wrong..

 

[Cruisin]

Hello, Mishetta said, Hello? hello????? All Mishetta heard in return was

 

[Mishetta]

My3, Mootoo & Cruisin' all laughing in the background because while John was picking up his beloved Mishetta from the airport, they went over to John's house & set it up to look like the set from Full House! Ah Ha!! ME-Shay-TA (sounds NOTHING like Beretta) knew that her friends were jealous & set this whole thing up to make her run away...but she wasn't goin' anywhere! This was the most excitement she'd had in 10 years!!

So once she was on to them, she told HoCleo to tell them that she & John would be very busy so not to bother to stop by or call that evening!

 

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So there se was Me SHAY ta (does not rhyme with Beretta) was going the happy dance with John Stamos. But where was HoCleo? Anyone know?

 

[Mishetta]

HoCleo was at Ben's house.....trying to make up with him. She didn't want them to go their separate ways again.

HoCleo called her dear friend Mootoo & asked her what she could do to get Ben to propose marriage to her. Mootoo always had such great advice (& being very popular & known throughout the world as the best 'love connector'), she decided to help HoCleo out. After all, once HoCleo was married to Ben, it would leave Enrique available to go after Mootoo!

This would be a good ending:

HoCleo with Ben
Mishetta with John
Mootoo with Enrique
My3 with Hefner??

So Mootoo's advice to HoCleo was.....

 

[my3kids]

My3 with Hefner? Umm, I think not! You can give me TJ or Alex. Surprise me, girls.

 

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Originally posted by Mishetta

So Mootoo's advice to HoCleo was.....

for HOcleo to get a butt implant. Everyone knew that Ben was a butt man and that could seal the deal. Well I'll be darned if it didn't work. Ben took one look at the newly endowed HOcleo and he got down on his knee. But the words would not come easily. Instead of the usual Will You Marry Me? Ben asked HOcleo will you.................

 

[Mishetta]

mind if we set My3 up with your old flame TJ? (I'd like to give her someone else, good looking, hunky...but I can't think of anyone...help me out here! )

Mishetta left John for a short while so she could help My3 find someone that she could be happy with. Obviously we needed to find a young stud to make My3 happy! Since HoCleo would not hear of My3 running off with TJ or Alex, we had to find someone else.

Ahhh....Sting! No, not a bee sting but "the" Sting for My3! Yes, they would make a cute couple. (But will this pass My3's approval?) Heck, if she didn't want him, Mishetta would trade her John for Sting!!

 

[my3kids]

After Hocleo got over the shock of not getting a proposal but a question of sharing past loves, she went upstairs to inspect her shaply new backside. Ben came into the bedroom, saw her in all her glory and immediatley went down on one knee. Will you marry me, he asked her newly shaped buns. HOcleo immediately jumped up and down, lost her balance, hit the bed post and punctured one of her implants. She quickly said yes yes yes before Ben could get a good look at her now misshapen body. She put a lightly inflated ballon into her underware to even her buns out, and off they went to the 24 hour wedding chapel. BenHocleo it was to be for ever and always.

Mishetta returned to John Stamos without a mate for My3, but John knew he had to have the Mishetta's in his life forever. How to get ride of Rebecca and Mr. Mishetta??? He knew someone would have a plan.

Sting called My3, but she wasn't really interested. She said she really like John Mayer better. Sting said he'd call some of his people and see what could be done.

Mrs. MooToo was getting a lot of calls from Mr. Hefner. They had lost touch after she left the mansion years earlier to go build a life in New Jersey, but seeing each other again at the party had rekindled their love....where would this go??

 

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Sting made the call and John agreed to meet with My3, you never know what could happen on a bind date. Well John took one look at My3 and broke into "Your Body is a Wonderland". Right than and there My3 knew she wanted to become My3plus1withJohnMayer. But how to break the news to MrMy3? My3 dvised a most excellent plan............

 

[my3kids]

(MrMy3 can run off with Nicole Richie, who is still holding tightly to Paris Hilton's $16,000,000....just a suggestions. Write ladies, write! Can't wait to see if My3 ends up with John Mayer, because My3 just loves him!!!)

 

[Mishetta]

Turns out that MrMy3 was sent on the same European assignment as Mr. Mishetta so he'd be out of the picture for a very long time also! Rebecca Stamos was in China for a very long photo shoot & whoever Enrique & Mayer are with, their SO's are with Rebecca too! (Got rid of everyone, I think, didn't I?) John Mayer was soooooooo excited that he was going to have his My3 all to himself. My3 just loved running her fingers thru his thick dark hair & he played sweet love songs on his guitar for her. Sting's feelings were hurt that My3 didn't show any interest....so Mishetta offered to take him on too....just so he wouldn't feel left out!

All these Dis ladies were in fantasy heaven!

Mootoo with Enrique
Mishetta with Stamos
My3 with Mayer
HoCleo with Ben

Does life get any better?

 

[my3kids]

The End

 

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