Favorite quotes/sayings from Seinfeld

[Jungle Skipper]

SERENITY NOW SERENITY NOW!

Festivus for the rest of us!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

I am the master of my own domain (this episode was on here today... so wrong!)

Jungle Josh

 

[Patch'sD]

I'm Out!

 

[phyllis1966]

"Is it...could it be...IT IS! Poppie peed on my sofa!"

 

[two4ruff]

"Gotta support the team" (by Putty the face-painter)

 

[KatelynnsAuntie]

Can you spare a square?

You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here! Here's your Christmas card!!

 

[palmtreegirl]

Yada, Yada, Yada..........

 

[Jimbo]

Got to looove the Drake!

 

[KatelynnsAuntie]

Originally posted by IMGONNABE40!
Not really a saying or a quote, but I was just talking about the BRO today.

I just had to say that the man who played the BRO salesman, Patrick Cronin, is an actor who is engaged to my cousin!

 

[dmadman43]

I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

You're a massage teaser!

"Four-thirty? Who eats dinner at four-thirty?"
"By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to five."

"He's a close talker"

"She doesn't deserve a baby shower, she deserves a baby monsoon"

"I can do six weeks standing on my head. I'm a sexual camel"

"I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings."


"We have to have sex to save the friendship."

"The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury!"

 

[palmtreegirl]

Originally posted by Jimbo
Got to looove the Drake!

I HATE the Drake.

 

[Jimbo]

"Worlds collide, baby!"

 

[DukeStreetKing]

You!?, You'll be out before the check comes.

 

[Jungle Skipper]

I'm back baby!!!!!!

 

[themepark]

Nothing is better than "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

"I can't spare a square."

"Spongeworthy"

Jackie Chiles to Kramer: " You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on."

 

[Wonderlandmom]

I forgot 2 that I use on occasion:

"That's a shame."

"Look away, I'm hideous."

 

[cinmell]

GET OUT!

I can't spare a square

Hellooooooo! (the talking belly button)

Are you spongeworthy?

Talk to the 8 ball

It's a festivus miracle!

 

[wishuponastarforever]

HEY where's my thank you wave?
I WANT my thank you wave!!!!

 

[Robmom]

I'm always saying to my husband when he's stressing - Serentity Now. And my DD hates when I say, These preztels are making me thirsty.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

"Spongeworthy"

"Soup is/is not a meal!"

"The BIG salad"

 

[cynsaun]

When someone sneezes you say, "You're SOOOO goooood looookin'!"