Fat, Drunk and Stupid

[parrothead365]

Ramming Speed!!!

 

[JennBon]

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the Peace Corps.

 

[lissawynn]

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

I'm surprised no one posted this...

 

[Peter Pirate]

...just blanks, right?

 

[Grog]

"Daniel Simpson Day.... Has no grade point average"

 

[spearenb]

Is it supposed to be this soft?

 

[TDC Nala]

Still want to show me your cucumber?

 

[Lebjwb]

Cut the horses***, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here.

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet?

Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?

Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear.

Every spring, the toilets explode.

 

[luv2nascar]

the time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

 

[threetimedad]

 

[Laurajean1014]

" a PLEDGE PIN....ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!"

AND TUCK IN THOSE PAJAMAS!

 

[Laurajean1014]

Oh, God. Oh, God!

 

[Papa Deuce]

Isn't this ABSOLUTELY AMAZING... that we remeber so many one liners of a movie!

Animal House is my favorite movie of all time, I think.

 

[spearenb]

What can we do? They are already on probation.

We will put them on Double Secret Probation!

 

[Poohnatic]

Let me give you a hint "Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOOOODDDDDDD"

Marlene...you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond.

Suzanne

 

[raidermatt]

Grab a beer. Don't cost nothin'.

 

[Poohnatic]

Officer, Officer. For God's sake, please! They're looting the Food King!

 

[joshsmom]

Come back and F I G H T!!!!

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

"Mind if we dance with yo dates?"


I LOVE this thread-this is one of my all time favorite movies..I watched it the other day on TBS or some other like channel, and they had Donald Southerland wearing pants in the scene where he reaches up to the top shelf in (usually) only his sweater. (I hate that scene, so I was bracing myself..what a shock-he had pants on!!)


I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wurmer...
Man, you threw up ON Dean Wurmer!

 

[TDC Nala]

Speaking of Donald Sutherland:

"Listen, I'm not joking...This is my JOB!"