Fat, Drunk and Stupid

parrothead365 · Mar 9, 2005

Ramming Speed!!!

JennBon · Mar 9, 2005

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the Peace Corps.

lissawynn · Mar 9, 2005

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

I'm surprised no one posted this...

Peter Pirate · Mar 9, 2005

...just blanks, right?
pirate:

Grog · Mar 9, 2005

"Daniel Simpson Day.... Has no grade point average"

spearenb · Mar 9, 2005

Is it supposed to be this soft?

TDC Nala · Mar 9, 2005

Still want to show me your cucumber?

Lebjwb · Mar 9, 2005

Cut the horses***, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here.

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet?

Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?

Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear.

Every spring, the toilets explode.

luv2nascar · Mar 9, 2005

the time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

threetimedad · Mar 9, 2005

Laurajean1014 · Mar 9, 2005

officer tigger said:
" a PLEDGE PIN....ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!"

AND TUCK IN THOSE PAJAMAS!

Laurajean1014 · Mar 9, 2005

Oh, God. Oh, God!

Papa Deuce · Mar 9, 2005

Isn't this ABSOLUTELY AMAZING... that we remeber so many one liners of a movie!

Animal House is my favorite movie of all time, I think.

spearenb · Mar 9, 2005

What can we do? They are already on probation.

We will put them on Double Secret Probation!

Poohnatic · Mar 9, 2005

Let me give you a hint "Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOOOODDDDDDD"

Marlene...you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond.

Suzanne

raidermatt · Mar 10, 2005

Grab a beer. Don't cost nothin'.

Poohnatic · Mar 11, 2005

Officer, Officer. For God's sake, please! They're looting the Food King!

joshsmom · Mar 11, 2005

Come back and F I G H T!!!!

hrh_disney_queen · Mar 11, 2005

"Mind if we dance with yo dates?"

I LOVE this thread-this is one of my all time favorite movies..I watched it the other day on TBS or some other like channel, and they had Donald Southerland wearing pants in the scene where he reaches up to the top shelf in (usually) only his sweater. (I hate that scene, so I was bracing myself..what a shock-he had pants on!!)

I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wurmer...
Man, you threw up ON Dean Wurmer!

TDC Nala · Mar 12, 2005

Speaking of Donald Sutherland:

"Listen, I'm not joking...This is my JOB!"

Fat, Drunk and Stupid

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Mouseketeer

I drink Coke with everything.<br><font color="deep

Its not the end of civilization...But you can see

Semper Gumby

DIS Veteran

1937, what a year that was

Proud Papa To Karin Rose

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Mouseketeer

<font color=blue>WISH Biggest Loser/Blue Team<br><

<font color=blue>WISH Biggest Loser/Blue Team<br><

<font color="red">BBQ loving, fantasy football pla

DIS Veteran

<font color=deeppink>I haven't seen it and it soun

Be water, my friend.

<font color=deeppink>I haven't seen it and it soun

DIS Veteran

<font color=red>My DH has the hots for Stacey<br><

1937, what a year that was

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