Good morning!
It’s Saturday!
It is? Wow. It's Tuesday evening here.
Weird how those time zones work.
You really think I can stay away for an entire day?
Yes I do.
Provided you're back on the other side of the pond.
Jamie woke up at 8am to watch football (soccer) – what commitment!
I woke up at 8:30am, and went to get some breakfast from the lounge at 9am.
You did?
You should've stomped your foot and demanded he accompany you.
Preferably just before it looks like a goal might be scored.
Jamie had two eggs and a mini muffin.
He’s healthy.
Boo!
I had two mini muffins, a bagel with cream cheese, and a croissant with butter and jam.
I am not healthy.
Yay!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Well, I'm old enough to be your father (wow. part of me has this overwhelming need to say that in a Darth Vader voice) and I forgive you.
Unfortunately the same guy saw me leaving the lounge with all four platefuls from both visits, he must have though I was crazy!

"How does can she eat so much??"
I went back out on the balcony for a while, and I didn’t even notice that Jamie had been spying on me…

Took me a while to find him too.
I could not for the LIFE of me figure out how to open the Magic Band-operated gates?!?!
It's a safety feature.
If no one can access the pool, then they don't have to worry about any one drowning.
At one point an old man was walking past, and he turned to me with a smirk on his face and said,
“Life of Riley!”
How rude!
And presumptious!
And inaccurate!!! I pay my share!
No, no, no!
I presume since he was in the pool area that he was a guest there?
If it was me, I might've said the same thing.
It means "Isn't this great? Don't you wish we could live like this all the time?"
It
is a bit presumptuous however, since it implies that you
don't live like that year round.
So if you were a rich snob, you might be offended that someone would think you
don't live the life of luxury all the time and might <gasp!> have to work for a living!
Another way of saying "(This is) the life of Riley" would be to say "This is the life!"
It's a good thing.
You'd say it if you were happy.
I’d seen people complain about hair and leaves and stuff in the pool before.
I was a little apprehensive because that grosses me out, but the water was crystal clear
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?
I don't know.
But if a leaf falls in a pool, does Katie bolt for her room?
Yes.
At around 12:30pm I told Jamie how quiet and relaxing it was with just the Hawaiian music playing.
So he came down, and as soon as he took his seat, the kids activities started up and a speaker was blasting music right next to us

Figures!
"Thanks Katie. This is really relaxing."
Then I napped from 2:30 – 3:30pm!
It’s been a very challenging day.
Been on leaf patrol is a very demanding job!
And the Magic Kingd-
Oh wait?
What?
Umm.... overshot the mark a little?
No, we did not get off at Epcot.
Because a certain somebody forgot his Magic Band.
We exited the monorail and I made Jamie RUN back to the room to get his band.
I should hope so!
We finally arrived at the Yacht Club at 5:55pm!
Whoa. Cutting it close.
We checked in and were greeted by our server, Bev.
I kind of recognised her, and thought maybe she served us last year…
Then she said,
“I think I recognise you two, did you eat here about a year ago?”
Amazing!
Wow! Impressive.
We chatted to her for a while, and she told us she is one of the original Yacht Club CMs, having worked here since the day it opened 25 years ago!
No way! That's cool!
That’s longer than I’ve been alive!!

Thank you soooo much for making me feel decrepit.
I especially loved dipping my onion bread into it (I’m so classy.)
Not to worry. I'd do the same.
Jamie was a little perplexed at using his hands to eat his shrimp in a fancy restaurant, but there wasn’t really another option.
Once he’d finished he put his knife and fork together on the plate to make it look like he’d used them and not his hands

Did he mess them up a bit too, so they'd look used?
We also shared a side of garlic mushrooms which were really good too.
Except I dropped mushroom sauce all over the table cloth

(Like I said, I’m classy).
A model of poise and refinement.
We didn’t finish them all either, and Jamie was like,
“you can’t just throw them all over the table and not eat them!”
"My dear, it's obvious you're in love. You're positively glowing."
Jamie then decided to order a dessert since I had an entire cocktail to drink.
He got the crème brulee!
It was tasty!
And HUGE!
It defeated both of us!
Note to self. Order the filet and the crème brulee... and nothing else.
I finished my drink and pocketed my first glow cube of the year
So you were walking around with your skirt glowing?
We wandered outside, gahh I’m so in love with this whole Epcot resorts area.

Finally saw it (as you know) for the first time and fell in love too.
Then I went to the bathroom and noticed SIX of these HUGE bites on my arm!!!
And you didn't notice them
biting you?
Anyway, here’s me attempting to make a heart shape in front of the Beach Club, but it looks like more of a kidney if you ask me.
You kidney it?
I swear I thought that before I read any further.
I knew it!
Still hilarious.
We got to see people in the cranberry bog!
What? What are they doing?
There were some long waits tonight, so we went to The Seas and walked right on!
This ride's attendance has been grossly overestimated by Disney.
The Seas always makes me a bit jittery because I'm terrified of sharks, and generally dislike the entire ocean by association.
But believe it or not, this year I actually enjoyed the experience!!!
Good for you!
Next you'll be swimming with them!
No?
Hello?
The scuba divers were out too.
This person was taking time out of their diving session to amuse the kids (and the adults!)
That's the best part!
It reminded me of everyone's favourite maple syrup friend
@pkondz who did the same thing on his February trip!
(If you haven't read his Canadian Buffoon reports, go do it now.
Wait no! Finish mine first, THEN go read his

)
You gave me a shout out! Awww! Thanks!!
Next we walked up to The Land to check out the wait time at Soarin'.
75 minutes!
Nope! Nope, nope, nopity nope.
As I said last year, here’s one the best things about Epcot at night, and if you disagree, you’re wrong:
Au contraire. I totally agree!
We pulled ugly faces for the picture.
Brace yourselves.
I had a little look around and had a go at Super Driver, but I was not very good.
(Lol female drivers, amirite?!

)
While I was gone, SOMEHOW Jamie managed to do THIS?!?
The boy's quick. I'll give him that.
I bet he could catch a fly with chopsticks.
Then I watched some Disney Channel until 11pm when I fell asleep.
JUST KIDDING.
Magic Kingdom is open til 1am!
Go go go!
Woot!
I HAVE FOUR UPDATES TO POST, SO YOU DID IT ANYWAY DIDN'T YOU.

Yes!
Just kidding, I just really like posting a new day at the top of a page, so imma hog those top two spots. Consider it a cute quirk, rather than ridiculous and high maintenance
Of course I consider it a cute quirk.
@pkondz - and you'll appreciate me hogging the top two posts when you see your SPECIAL MENTION coming up
I did! Thank you! That's really kind of you!
Jamie opted to stay behind and catch up on football, so I left the room just after 11pm to get the boat to Magic Kingdom!
Hmph.
I keep telling you to dump him and run away with me.
I saw this pair of boxer shorts that he could wear with a black t shirt and some Mickey ears?!
However, when I showed him the next day, he said there was no way he could walk around Disney in boxer shorts!

See, I would gladly do that for you.
Okay... what does Christmas smell like?
When I’m a grown up I’m going to have a Christmas Tree filled with Disney decorations.
Somehow, this surprises me not at all.
Then I went to Memento Mori, for the first time ever!
You only needed to say "I went to the coolest store in all of WDW."
I took a picture of this cool Ghost Host shirt that I found for $25 (which Jamie ended up getting!)
Ah! So there's hope for the boy, yet.
But this one was $40!
FORTY!
Should've gotten it. It'd look cute on you, I'd think.
(disclaimer. being a man, I have no fashion sense... at all.)
Now
that is an absolutely brilliant photo!
Did you spot that on your own? Or had you seen this before?
It's the first time I've seen that.
There was no wait at all, so I walked straight on
Another ride that's been overestimated.
Ariel is still full of regret, and Eric is still high as a kite.
I exited the ride and had a look at the wait times on the app.
What a great sight!
This is apparently the time to go to MK.
Since I’m a bit backwards, I went for the ride with the longest wait, Peter Pan.
But hear me out!
I wanted to see the newly renovated standby line.
So what better time than now?
The wait time was posted at 25 minutes, but I only waited a little over 15

And it was worth it!
Isn't that queue terrific?
Might be the best queue in MK.
There’s also an interactive shadow wall, where you can ring bells and let butterflies land on you.
But from your video, you didn't do that. You just zipped on by.
Plus the pan shadow part is new I think.
At least I haven't seen it before.
It's basically an attraction it's own right.
Everyone seemed more excited by the queue than the actual ride

Well, nothing beats that flying feeling (especially...
especially! that part over London) but it really is good.
I briefly went up to Enchanted Tales With Belle, but they need twenty people to run the show, and I was the only one there

.
Darn. A private audience would've been cool.
Splash was sending down empty logs!
I would’ve ridden it had I not just washed my hair a few hours ago.
(Frizz-prone people will understand!

)
But why not go at the end of the night just before you went back to the hotel?
I had Frontierland all to myself!
So cool! The place is deserted!
There was a really great photopass photographer on Main Street.
He had me doing some fun poses.
And yet, you only posted one.
I made a note of a couple of souvenirs to buy:
I knew you were kidding, but then I started to think about it.
If you bought one, where could you possibly put it? It's so huge!
And then I realized that if you could afford it, you probably had plenty of room for it.
The last store was a favourite of mine, the Main Street Cinema.
I remember when the Main Street Cinema was an actual Cinema that showed really old cartoons.
(Think black and white, no audio.)
This is what I want my future house to look like
All tuckered out from.... from.... WHY IS HE SLEEPING?!?!?
He’s a great Disney companion, but he can’t quite keep up with me
I keep telling you!
Oh, nevermind.