Dumb Criminal Alert....LOL

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bank robber who forgot to cut open eye slits in his mask and lifted it up to demand money was convicted and sentenced to four years in jail, state prosecutors in Giessen said on Tuesday.
The robber, dubbed "Germany's dumbest criminal" by Bild newspaper, had entered a bank in the western town with a burlap bag over his head. Bumping into bank customers on his way to the teller, he pulled out a plastic knife and a toy pistol.
He then lifted the front of his mask to look at the teller and demand money. The robber was told the safe couldn't be opened and he fled. But he was easily identified from the security cameras behind the teller and soon arrested.
"He was a real amateur," said Giessen police spokesman Gerald Frost. "He lifted the mask and looked straight into the camera. He was quickly identified and arrested a day later."
Volker Kramer, spokesman for the Giessen state prosecutor's office, said the robber was convicted of attempted robbery late on Monday and sentenced to four years in jail.
 

This is a true story from a little closer to home. A woman in our town came home to find that someone had broken into her house. Apparently, the person was startled into leaving for some reason because when she looked around many of her 'portable' valuables were still there. But, she did find something as she checked her house ..... a wallet that didn't belong to her. It was the thief's - complete with driver's license and other ID! Not only that, but there was money in it! She joked that she would be the only robbery victim in history who made money on the deal. In the meantime, the police picked the guy up at his home that afternoon. Talk about a loser! LOL!
 
There was a little blurb on the evening news a bit ago. A person who had robbed a convenience store was caught as he was running away from the night time scene. The flashing lights in his sneakers helped the police to promptly run him to ground!
 


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