Drinking beer...line cutting...unaccompanied children

[kokomom]

As I am sitting at the water park (since several major rides will be closed) drinking my beer my unaccompanied children (who are 6 1/2 and 8) are going to cut in line and play without me keeping an eye on them. I know they will be safe because the lifeguards and other parents will watch them and the are fantastic swimmers...I don't need to worry about someone taking them because they know better and no one takes kids from theme parks! I sure hope the beer is worth it!


Sorry folks just my sense of humor for the afternoon...of course I would NEVER do any of this...just goes with things that have been posted lately.

 

[HookdonWDW]

 

[jcemom]

What??? Is there something wrong with that???

That's what I was planning to do...except February is too cold for the water park. I was thinking of sneaking the beer into MK in the baby's diaper bag.

I've been taking my DS's to the local parks this summer to practice their "line cutting techniques." How else can you ride everything multiple times???

 

[Nikole]

Don't worry as the cranky-child-free person, I will make sure to complain and rant and rave and make inappropriate comments about people's children! LOL

Cute post. Enjoy your beer

 

[geffric]

Tee Hee Tee Hee... Ha Ha

 

[TZMOM]

I'll be right along with you doing all the above, while wearing my thong.

 

[kokomom]

TZMOM--

Good one about the thong...I'm looking forward to seeing the the bathing suits that people wear (or lack of).

Glad people are seeing the humor in this.

 

[tmq2766]

Oh Have you met my neighbors

 

[Mike_in_FL]

Will you be drinking that beer from a resort mug and refilling it for free all around the parks?

Mike

 

[jcemom]

Originally posted by Mike_in_FL
Will you be drinking that beer from a resort mug and refilling it for free all around the parks?

Mike

Hey! Great idea! We still have our mugs from 2000 -- I'm sure they're still good, right?

 

[>>^..^<<]

Resorts mugs and Disney Beer??

I don't think so... I'll be sneaking in my six pack of Bud past security.

Oh and you can smoke everywhere at waterparks right?

>>^..^<<

 

[Daisimae]

I'll be running over the people who see me in my ECV, then run across my path to try to "beat" me to wherever they are going. I'm gonna have so much fun next week!

Daisimae

 

[f-LORI-da]

I'll have my beer as my DH ogles me in the resort hot tub, thank you. Get your cameras ready, and be sure to shield your little darling's eyes

 

[1HourAway]

I'm going to get there first and spread towels out over all the chairs around me. Then we will enjoy our free lunch from the "salad bar"! (of course, while my DFamily saves a table for me!

 

[peachgirl]

I'd love to come and join in the fun, but I'll be busy here policing the boards and making sure everyone knows what the rules are/should be.

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it!

 

[CarnotaurDad]

I'll be right behind everyone in line practicing with my DD (3) to say that she is only "2" years old.....

 

[Kteacher]

can I use my refillable mug from CBR to save chairs at SAB?

 

[XStAnt]

Why would you want to accompany your children on the rides. Who wants to deal with all those snot-nosed kids wanting only personal gratification--nothing but "ME, ME, ME!!! " Can't believe some parents think Disney is for families.

Letting your kids do the attractions on their own is good for them--teaches them toughness and independence. They certainly don't need you slowing them down.

And why are you joking about beer? Beer is nothing to joke about. There is nothing wrong with taking a six pack into the MK with you. They let you take in bottled water, don't they? Maybe if the sold beer in the MK we wouldn't have to lug around the sixpacks in a stroller (making the kids walk).

 

[Disney Ella]

I do hope that five of you will be spending the night in a hotel room meant for four - and cooking large meals in the room. Now that's fun!

 

[SamSam]

LOL....Great Post.