Dont you ever.....

[Stacerita]

Dont you ever wish things were different and we were all just animals? If that happened, Id want to be a monkey. Yep, I want to be a monkey, that way I can fling my poop at those who irritate me. Can you guess what kind of day I had????


*Monkeyboy, please take no offense to this.

 

[beckmrk04]

(Note to self: stay away from Stacerita if wishes start coming true....)

 

[Cantw8]

Dont you ever wish things were different and we were all just animals? If that happened, Id want to be a monkey. Yep, I want to be a monkey, that way I can fling my poop at those who irritate me. Can you guess what kind of day I had????


*Monkeyboy, please take no offense to this.

You don't need to be a monkey to do this, it's a free country...go for it

 

[Stacerita]

You don't need to be a monkey to do this, it's a free country...go for it

Its just easier if you are a monkey though. No one judges a monkey for doing that and besides, they dont wear pants so the flinging can happen at a moments notice.

 

[Cantw8]

Its just easier if you are a monkey though. No one judges a monkey for doing that and besides, they dont wear pants so the flinging can happen at a moments notice.

You could learn to launch through your pant leg

 

[Stacerita]

You could learn to launch through your pant leg

That might take some practice. But hey, im flexible and I have my fair share of agility.

 

[MeanLaureen]

I want to be a dog, and I'd want to belong to me because I would have it soooo made. Wait, that's confusing.

 

[Stacerita]

I want to be a dog, and I'd want to belong to me because I would have it soooo made. Wait, that's confusing.

Not confusing at all. My best friend treats her dog better than she does her own brother. I always say that if I am reincarnated, I want to come back as her dog. Then I would have the life.

 

[ashjohnson80]

Ooh I wouldn't mind being MY dog. He gets whatever he wants, and it doens't take a lot to make him happy.

 

[beckmrk04]

I wouldn't mind being my dog either. Spoiled pooch. Or my cat... Wait, no, because dh doesn't cleanout the litter box near as often as he should.

 

[Aidensmom]

Not confusing at all. My best friend treats her dog better than she does her own brother. I always say that if I am reincarnated, I want to come back as her dog. Then I would have the life.

I thought you wanted to be a monkey? I am so confused!

 

[Stacerita]

I thought you wanted to be a monkey? I am so confused!

Its not that confusing. I want to be a monkey right now so I can fling my poop. But if I was reincarnated, I would like to come back as my best friend's dog. If I had to choose between the two, I would choose to fling my poop and not be a spoiled pooch. Strange I know.

 

[hlbtimes2]

Every morning my 4 year old tells me what animal we are for the day. Today was penguins. Yesterday tigers. We've been: cats (small domestic and large wild), dogs, various birds, bears, zebras, giraffes, moneys, etc, etc etc. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.

 

[Alice's Mom]

This thread is making me laugh out loud, I might turn into this guy:

actually I am this at the launching poo through pants leg comment! It is late so maybe I'm delirious

I want to come back as a cat, they really have the life

 

[DVCLiz]

I almost figured out how to launch poop through my nightgown an hour ago. See my mouse thread for details. I guess I'd have to be my cats - obviously, they have the life if they don't even have to kill a mouse for their dear mother...