ocalla
DIS Veteran
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- Aug 24, 1999
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So, the good news is that there is 15 days until we arrive.
The bad news is, like the absolute idiot that I am, I broke my toe yesterday.
Not the big toe and not the pinkie toe, the third toe, the lowly, undramatic third toe, which, regardless of it's relative unimportance, is required for me to walk normally. AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I'm a little bummed.
Does anyone have any uplifting, "I broke my toe and danced in the Nutcracker three days later" stories? I have a feeling that you will be able to find me easily on this particular vacation as the fat, old broad swilling Sunken Treasures at SAB all day while her handsome husband, and three remarkably intelligent and beautiful teenage girls tour the "worlds" without her.
Oh pity me fellow dis-ers as I am unconsolable...![]()
I'm so sorry this has happened!!! I would say if the Advil and Sunken Treasures don't relieve the pain, my behind would be in a wheelchair being pushed by her awesome DH and Kids!!!! Don't miss out on the fun in the parks, you'll be disappointed if u do

Just make sure they don't push you too fast.....wouldn't want you to spill the Gray Goose slushie
