Do you wipe your dog's butt after it goes to the bathroom?

[Teejay32]

It's kind of a joke from another thread.

All animals and people are responsible for their own butts here, at least since the potty training era. Not that I ever made it a house rule or anything...that's just how it happened.

 

[MeanLaureen]

Dude! They are not clingy buggers! The technical term is DINGLEBERRIES

and no, they are quite capable of wiping themselves with leaves before they come back in.

 

[MosMom]

Dude! They are not clingy buggers! The technical term is DINGLEBERRIES

and no, they are quite capable of wiping themselves with leaves before they come back in.

I stand corrected

 

[DMickey28]

Um ok...

I voted before I read the whole thing...

For the record, I take care of myself!!

 

[lulu71]

I don't wipe my Dogs butt. But I do wipe his legs and around his private area with baby wipes after he pees. He is a 120lb Great Dane male who has never hiked his leg to pee. He squats and it splashes on him sometimes. If I don't wipe him with baby wipes he gets sores around his area.

You better not let the other Great Danes see you doing this, they might point and laugh.

 

[sunkissed212]

yeah...um....NO!

 

[Pooh Girl 71]

Nope, they seem to do a good job themselves.

One of my first jobs out of high school was as an office assistant. One of the questions in the interview was "do you like dogs?" The manager had 2 Llaso Apso (sp?) dogs. She had them at the office every day. They wore diapers which she changed!

 

[BWVDenise]

I really have to thank you guys... it has been YEARS since I laughed so hard that I had tears running down my face!!!!

 

[OK!]

Until just this minute, reading this thread, this would never, EVER have occurred to me to do.

Exactly.

 

[2Poodles]

We have two Standard Poodles -- no butt wiping here!!
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Mary & the 2Poodles
(Sebastian & Winslow)

 

[Jeanny]

OMG No Way Jose

 

[3gr8kids]

 

[Pam]

Ummmm.... no - but I think I will cease cuddling with him on the couch after he takes a potty break!

 

[4greatboys]

Ummmm.... no - but I think I will cease cuddling with him on the couch after he takes a potty break!

Dont let him kiss you either Pam!!

 

[Mimi Q]

No I don't.

 

[DVCLiz]

Someone in my hometown opened a new store - home decor, etc. - and proudly displayed the new store name for all to see - DINGLEBERRIES!!!!! A few days later, after someone had obviously clued her in, the new sign had the D painted over and a B in its place. I laughed about Bingleberries so much that I could hardly drive without running off the road. Needless to say, it went out of business very quickly!

 

[robinb]

Someone in my hometown opened a new store - home decor, etc. - and proudly displayed the new store name for all to see - DINGLEBERRIES!!!!!

 

[Pam]

Dont let him kiss you either Pam!!

He's not that bad of a kisser, really, especially after a breath mint!

 

[MosMom]

Someone in my hometown opened a new store - home decor, etc. - and proudly displayed the new store name for all to see - DINGLEBERRIES!!!!! A few days later, after someone had obviously clued her in, the new sign had the D painted over and a B in its place. I laughed about Bingleberries so much that I could hardly drive without running off the road. Needless to say, it went out of business very quickly!

 

[ilovedale3]

Unfortunately, I confess that I am a doggie butt wiper. I learned with my chihuahua that I had to or he would just wipe himself. But does he just drag himself across the floor like a regular dog? Ooooh no! Instead, he would jump up on the bed and drag his butt across the pillows! I guess the carpet is just too rough on his sensitive backside.