Let's journey into my phyche.
1. My most stressful recurring dream is the one where I'm passing by a class and I realize "Hey. I remember signing up for this class, and I even went once or twice that first week, and now I see they're settling in to take the final. Wonder if I can fudge my way through this Algebra test. Guess I have to now since the professor has seen me, although he can't figure out my name because I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN THREE MONTHS!"
I figure this one is an ode to my slacker years. Perhaps I fear that I'm inadequate and ill-prepared for my everyday life. And the professor spotting me is maybe my fear of being busted for being inadequate and ill-prepared. Dang. That sucks.
2. I also have that freaky "I have got to make this emergency phone call if only I could punch...in...these...stinkin'...numbers...properly

Hmmm. More feelings of inadequacy and lack of control?
3. The horrid bathroom sequence
cue the pshyco music. How many times have I ran through my dream just looking for a decent place to tinkle? I find plenty of stalls in the public restrooms, but they're all nasty as all get out; and then sometimes I'll find one that's sparkly clean but it's out in the middle of the room. Ooooh.
Of course those are when I wake up and gotta go!
4. The classic "Hmmm. I should probably be wearing a shirt right about now." So weird because I'll often dream that I'm running around sans shirt (or bra

) and it doesn't really seem like it's a big deal. It's kinda like it's OK. But I'm still very uncomfortable and thinking, these people do not care that I'm half naked, but I'm really not diggin' it, so I think I'll drape this tablecloth about my torso.
Hmmm. What's that about?
5. And finally. I often dream that I'm all of a sudden starring in a stage production and haven't got a clue what I'm supposed to do or say. I try to memorize a few lines real quick, but am frightfully unprepared. They end up pushing me out onto the stage where I flub my way through for a few seconds and am somehow saved by someone or some distraction that interrupts the play.
Again. Inadequate and ill-prepared.
Perhaps I should seek counselling?