Love the updates!!! And I just got back myself from a trip to the World, so I had a few to catch up on.
Fantasmic is my absolute favorite attraction in all of Disney! I refuse to miss it. I'm a little different from y'all though, because I've seen it enough times that now I like to see as much "backstage" stuff as I can, so this trip I asked the CM to sit as far to the side as possible. He looked at me like I'd sprouted an extra head. Literally, his response was "You
want to sit on the side?" I didn't end up in the very far section, but I was in the one next to it, so I was happy.
It's so funny that you were very "meh" over Hollywood and Vine. We gave it our first shot (it wasn't a character meal), and felt the same way. The food just didn't wow me, and to be honest the service was not up to par.
I can't believe you've never done Blizzard Beach before! We were the opposite, in that it took us until just a couple of years ago to try Typhoon. When I was 16, my best friend talked me into doing Summit Plummet...which was the most terrifying 30 seconds of my life. I closed my eyes once I sat down on the slide because the height was making me dizzy. And then it's such an extreme angle that it takes about half a second once you push forward for your legs to connect with the slide. In that half second, I was convinced I'd pushed myself too far, had missed the slide completely, and was going to fall to my death.

I react rationally under pressure, can't you tell?
My mom also had problems on the mats. We weren't at Blizzard Beach, but a waterpark in Williamsburg, VA. All 3 of us decided to race, and when the lifeguard says go we all push off. Dad and I get to the bottom, and Mom is nowhere to be seen! She couldn't figure out how to get the mat situated, so a lot of wriggling and writhing later, down she comes by her lonesome almost diagonally. I honestly thought she was going to jump the little ridge and end up in another lane.

Made for some good laughs though!
I find it funny that you couldn't find Blistex. I'm a Chapstick person myself (the medicated kind), but my dad constantly wants to borrow mine and ends up messing up the nice smooth edge. So last week I, ahem, "forgot" I had it in my pocket, so we asked where to get some. Baby Care Center! And they sell Blistex.