Dis husband swap

[Deafmedic]

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! I love taking things apart and putting them back together! I love yard work! I find house cleaning a stress reliever! However, I hate to fold clothes! I have a very dark sense of humor(comes with the job).

 

[SlightlyGoofy]

Hi there Deaf

Sounds great to me! LOL I enjoy folding clothes and am right with ya on housework being relaxing. I like pretty much any work as long as I don't get too rushed.

I have a warped and morbid sense of humor and am almost as deaf as a doorpost to boot.

Gotta hang on to what I got though. Am sort of used to him, well working on it anyway. (grin)

Slightly Goofy/Linda

 

[Lisa AF]

FroggyinArk
<wondering> hhmmmmm, where to put you, where to put you,
<wondering> You really have it all. You would be great in the dishusband swap, but there are a bunch of us that could use your home skills. ( I am so sorry to hear about your accident. Missing your Disney trip stinks. Hope the surgery goes well and you have an extra special trip next time.)


pkasbohm, YIKES, 10 kids. That would put me under!!! I love my girls and volunteer at their school, but 10 everyday. All I have to say is one of them better be a short order cook or their all outta here.

Deafmedic, I agree, laundry sucks. Don't mind washing it. Wish my family would get over the wanting it folded thing.

Lisa

 

[FroggyinArk]

Just for info... my wife actually owns our home repair service she does allthose things too,,, sooo us guys might have to start arrangeing a mate swap on our side as well

 

[pkasbohm]

you know maybe instead of a husband swap we should do a group swap. Man, just think of all the stuff we could get done and how fast we could do it in!!! Then we would have all that time and money saved to go to disney!!!

Yes--i watch 10 kids in my home during the day--can be hectic somedays--thank god for routines. today is a slow day though--only have 8 today! Need to make money somehow to support my disney addiction!!

 

[FroggyinArk]

Bows and bumps to ANY woman who is up to 10 kids per day,, and they say men arent the weaker sex , could never take that many at once and hopefully never have to pixie dust to you for your bravery

 

[zurgswife]

OK, I'll add my Evil Emperor to the Swap...Extreme Disney lover and very talanted..

First he can sew a pretty good Zurg costume..

While I was away at a girls only vacation he played "While you were out with my bedroom"

My new room

He really likes his Margarita's

And he is an all around good Evil Emperor...

But I need him back in December so we can play with Delswife and her family in the World..

 

[shoppie]

My DH has asked me every day since this thread started:

"So who did you swap me for today???"

 

[SlightlyGoofy]

Zurg's wife, my ex played "while you were out' in our bedroom also. Did not redecorate though. Is why he is 'ex'. LOL

SG/Linda

 

[Lisa AF]

my ex played "while you were out' in our bedroom also. Did not redecorate though. Is why he is 'ex'. LOL

slightlygoofy, OMGosh, I actually lol. I'm still chuckling!!! I assume your insinuating what I think. I can be a bit slow at times. Whats worse is when I assume wrong. That just make me look like I've got a dirty mind.


Zurgswife, He's in. Please say he'll wear the "zurg wear" during the swap.

 

[SlightlyGoofy]

Lisa, I meant it the way you took it. LOL They say that the only difference between comedy and tragedy is time and I am living proof of that fact. Ended up being the best thing that ever happened to me. LOL

Sure am enjoying hearing about all the talented guys you are all marrried to. Love the sense of humor everyone has also. I love to laugh.

Slightly Goofy/Linda

 

[rafikimom]

I'm glad to hear you only watch 10 kids! I thought they were all yours! So you do have some down time with only a couple to contend with. My hats are off to you!

 

[pkasbohm]

Originally posted by rafikimom
I'm glad to hear you only watch 10 kids! I thought they were all yours! So you do have some down time with only a couple to contend with. My hats are off to you!

Oh heck no--thank god they are not all mine!!!! Love them to death but glad when they go home! You could put me in the looney bin if they were all mine! Have 3 of my own and some days that is to many but wouldn't trade them for the world! Now dh on the other hand--that's another story--why do you think i am trying to get someone to swap with me Thanks to everyone!! Pam

 

[FatCow]

Considering that some of us are not married, can we swap husband/wife with refillable mug?

 

[SlightlyGoofy]

Having been a working mom (oxymoron) in my day I can well understand how lucky the parents of your temporary kids feel about you Pam. Is such a weight off the shoulders to know that you have someone loving, responsible and dependable to watch over your children while you are at work. LOL on being glad when they go home. Bet you spend a couple of hours cleaning up after and getting ready for the next day after they leave.

FatCow, a refillable mug would be more useful than my dh. LOL

Slightly Goofy/Linda

 

[Lisa AF]

Considering that some of us are not married, can we swap husband/wife with refillable mug?

FatCow, LOL, I guess you haven't read the post about transferring mugs. However you could use the husband swapped for you for labor.
Let me think..... I'm not sure how that would work. If you don't have a wife and we swap you this might be considered an escort service! Just call me Madam Lisa from now on. Should I change my user name?

 

[FatCow]

Ha ha.... Disney Escort Service. How many points of my DVC should go towards that?

 

[Deafmedic]

LOL! I would be one of your best customers!

 

[SlightlyGoofy]

How about if we only swap during the daytime so that we can be paired up with partners who enjoy the same things as we do at DW and then we can just drop them off at the right resort at the end of the day? After all this is Disney and we cannot have any hanky panky. LOL

After reading the above I have come to the conclusion that my dh is pretty darned near perfect as he lets me pick the rides, places to eat and pretty much any darned thing I wanna do. (grin)

Slightly Goofy/Linda

 

[rafikimom]

Any suggestions on what we could call this escort service? Tinkerbelle's exchange sounds good for me!