"Did Pluto Just Give You A Lap Dance?" 10 days of Naughty & Nice!

OMGosh that room was gross. When I made our reservations I asked for teh VIP cleaning and the CM went over some stuff on it. She said "so what else do you need on this?" My response was to make sure there was no mold in the room and she said the resorts did not have mold in them. Thank you for proving her wrong. lol My youngest would have ended up back on steroids or in the hospital with that room as she is very allergic to mold which sets her asthma off big time. Shoot, that is the main reason she goes to a school out of our district.

I love the Sea World pics. I so want to go there and Discovery Cove. One day when I win the lottery I will get to go to Discovery Cove.
 
I luv, luv, luv Sea world too! DH..not so much. Loved your photos. We were there in July and your photos bring me right back there! I am obsessed with the dolphins. My family left me in the underground area (where hairy pit man was photographed) or I refused to leave~whatever~ I could stay there all day. It's so calming like watching an aquarium...ummm. maybe because it IS an aquarium :rotfl:
I want a million dollars so I can have several aquariums in my house. One in the ceiling above my bed and one for sure in the island of the kitchen. Instead of cabinets under the couter, it would be a mongo aquarium. Of course I would have money for someone else to take care of cause I kill fish. Or they escape. Remid me to tell you about the lobster I found awol - walking down my hall.
The sea lion exhibit was awesome too. There were a bunch of little ones when we went in July. Did you see any?
Nope - this was before the babies - maybe the kissie ones made the babies you saw in July - not sure the gestation period?
So where did you go next? popcorn::
Need to finish Sea World - then Kona Kafe! Next day AK!
That room was definitely not up to Disney standards! Yikes!
Not even HoJo with heavy on the HO.
We love SeaWorld, too. My girls loved petting the dolphins. Very cool. The Shamu shows are great...but I agree with you on the dolphin show -- too much emphasis on the flying bird-people and not enough on the dolphins.
I am glad we have consensus.
Love your updates!
Thanks!
Dawn...apparently I need to post 10 messages prior to being able to send PMs...LOL....of course. But yes to what you wrote. I would be overjoyed to read anything you write...cause you crack me up....opening up your posts are like opening up a box of chocolates..you never know what your gonna get.
Hehe you did Dirty Dancing I had to throw in the gump.
Love me some peas and carrroooots Jeeeennny.
OK now I know where you get it....her reaction to why she never apologized is priceless. And the funny thing is Eddie fishes the same way...and I go dodging for cover when he casts wildly. Then he looks at you like you are the crazy one.....sorry, I have other plans than having a piercing by rusty fish mouth bacteria infested hook.
Yes...there will never be a darn fishing show in our future...rats. Cause I was hoping to get rich off THAT...lol Poor Grandpa....
BTW I am on PTR page 7....still laughing.....still reading....just wondering, do the kids know how funny you are or do they roll their eyes in shame?
Depends. In 7th grade Treyner had Facts class. This combines sex ed with home economics. I am not sure if they learn to quilt condoms or what. Anyway at conferences which I made my kids go so we had a sense of the true stories - the Facts teacher said:

"Treyner is a class clown and I think he likes getting attention by saying things that are not true."

I asked, "Like What?"

She said, "Well last week we were talking sex respect and how you should not call someone body parts or threaten to hurt body parts. Like a girl should not threaten to punch another girl in the breast. treyner raised his hand and when I called on him, he said:

"So When my mom said if my grades weren't better she would pull my balls through my nose and staple them to my forehead, that would be wrong?"

Now Dawn, I am sure you did not say that."

:scared1: Sh!t.

I said..."Well now that you mention it, I might have said something exactly like that." I admitted while jabbing my finger into Treyner's left high under the desk we were sitting at.

She just stared at me and I offered to get her lower lip from my shoe.

So yeah - the kids think I am funny but think it is even funnier to use my humor against me to fight the evil forces of doom.

OMGosh that room was gross. When I made our reservations I asked for teh VIP cleaning and the CM went over some stuff on it. She said "so what else do you need on this?" My response was to make sure there was no mold in the room and she said the resorts did not have mold in them. Thank you for proving her wrong. lol My youngest would have ended up back on steroids or in the hospital with that room as she is very allergic to mold which sets her asthma off big time. Shoot, that is the main reason she goes to a school out of our district.
Good thing yours was cleaned better. After they gave us hazmat suits it wan't so bad. :rotfl2:
I love the Sea World pics. I so want to go there and Discovery Cove. One day when I win the lottery I will get to go to Discovery Cove.

You take me if you win and I will take you if I do! :thumbsup2
 
My laptop just got a coffee shower. I can picture the teacher looking at you like you had two heads to that....are you sure you arent my sister? I remember a time when my sister had a new boyfriend over and my brother and I had the talk about how farting during dinner is actually a compliment in some cultures. (as my brother proudly set off the compliment trumpets to the tune and Stench of beans..LOL) his daughter is also the proud blower of the best snot rockets on her block..go figure...LOL

Oh and no I am not posting Duh 5 more times...LOL...I will just reply with oh yes and send more.....I am hooked.
And anytime you need to drag a buddy to the happiest place on earth call me first....I wanna star in your next trip report.....LOL Just not with any pidipples missing....;)
 
Are ya hiring cause I have loads of experience. I will have to tell you of the time Baylor wore Hello Kitty flip flops so he was tall enough for the rides. :rolleyes1

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OMG can I just say I am sure now we are related as in August I went into our local department store to buy clearance flip flops with a tape measure in hand so I could get the ones with the biggest heel to get Gracie on more rides...duh me....unless I am brainless, no flip flops were going to gain her 4 1/2 inches..LOL Maybe the Hello Kitty ones would work. HA!
 

loved your Sea World post. I have got to vacation with you, heck I think a trip to McDonalds would be extremely eventful with you there.

Love the story about Treyner and his teacher. I wonder what teachers are thinking when the kids throw their parents under the bus for a laugh.

My DD Reese last year took a child development class, it wasn't what she thought it would be. One day a lady guest speaker came in with her 3 week old baby and was demonstrating on how to give the baby a bath. She had run the water, added a little soap to it, undressed the baby, and then asked Reese, "What would be your first step?" Reese answered "my first step would be to not bring a new baby to a nasty germ filled highschool full of snot slingers and a threat of swine flu dripping off the walls."

I think that was a logical answer and couldn't understand why her teacher would call me for this until she continued to tell me, that they were discusiing breast feeding, when the guest speaker said, "You will never feel closer to your baby then when you are breast feeding." Reese speaks up, "Hello, it shot out of your cooter, can't get much closer then that." I couldn't contain my laughter, yes, Reese was rude, but it was funny. she got detention for that. And teacher pretty much told me that I should serve it with her since I thought it was so funny.
 
Can't quite get the quote function to work like I wanted, to better phrase out the replies. :guilty:

However, I am here for the duration. Can't wait to read the rest. Also, forgot to mention that TTA was always our favorite ride as well. They nearly had to force us off one trip. We found it was a great place to let the baby take a nap as well as to just relax. Not to hijack the thread, but I heard that they've changed the voice in TTA. Since we're headed there in a few months it will be interesting to see how it worked out. And to try the new Space Mountain!
 
Depends. In 7th grade Treyner had Facts class. This combines sex ed with home economics. I am not sure if they learn to quilt condoms or what. Anyway at conferences which I made my kids go so we had a sense of the true stories - the Facts teacher said:

"Treyner is a class clown and I think he likes getting attention by saying things that are not true."

I asked, "Like What?"

She said, "Well last week we were talking sex respect and how you should not call someone body parts or threaten to hurt body parts. Like a girl should not threaten to punch another girl in the breast. treyner raised his hand and when I called on him, he said:

"So When my mom said if my grades weren't better she would pull my balls through my nose and staple them to my forehead, that would be wrong?"

Now Dawn, I am sure you did not say that."

:scared1: Sh!t.

I said..."Well now that you mention it, I might have said something exactly like that." I admitted while jabbing my finger into Treyner's left high under the desk we were sitting at.

She just stared at me and I offered to get her lower lip from my shoe.

So yeah - the kids think I am funny but think it is even funnier to use my humor against me to fight the evil forces of doom.



You take me if you win and I will take you if I do! :thumbsup2

Awesome! :lmao: Sounds just like something I'm going to have to face up with my own. Always heard that they will be just like we were when we were younger. And I always liked to do the same thing to my parents. :lmao:
 
loved your Sea World post. I have got to vacation with you, heck I think a trip to McDonalds would be extremely eventful with you there.

Love the story about Treyner and his teacher. I wonder what teachers are thinking when the kids throw their parents under the bus for a laugh.

My DD Reese last year took a child development class, it wasn't what she thought it would be. One day a lady guest speaker came in with her 3 week old baby and was demonstrating on how to give the baby a bath. She had run the water, added a little soap to it, undressed the baby, and then asked Reese, "What would be your first step?" Reese answered "my first step would be to not bring a new baby to a nasty germ filled highschool full of snot slingers and a threat of swine flu dripping off the walls."

I think that was a logical answer and couldn't understand why her teacher would call me for this until she continued to tell me, that they were discusiing breast feeding, when the guest speaker said, "You will never feel closer to your baby then when you are breast feeding." Reese speaks up, "Hello, it shot out of your cooter, can't get much closer then that." I couldn't contain my laughter, yes, Reese was rude, but it was funny. she got detention for that. And teacher pretty much told me that I should serve it with her since I thought it was so funny.

Okay I have one question...where the heck do you ladies live and why cant you be my next door neighbors? :worship:
'Having a baby shoot out of your cooter..." ummmm that was priceless. And can you imagine the kids...I bet they were cracking up. Tell the teacher to pull her head out of her butt and laugh for once....rude yes. But pee your pants funny...also yes. Maybe it was the teachers family member..LOL....I woulda asked if the school principal was okay with the baby porn part of the lesson.....I cant see that a naked baby being washed in class was okay...wouldnt a cabbage patch have served better in a school? Even lamaze didnt have real babies....to bad..I guess I woulda had to do detention with her cause I am laughing still.
 
So Dawn I just had that clear look with the gum snapping......as it finally was shone down on me by some Disboard god how to subscribe to a thread. Whew now I can delete all those trip reports i had saved in my Favorites toolbar since the Un-disified as of yet Hubby says what the he** are all these disboard favs????
So I guess I can add one Duh in here...LOL Shoot am I at 10 yet????
 
loved your Sea World post. I have got to vacation with you, heck I think a trip to McDonalds would be extremely eventful with you there.

Love the story about Treyner and his teacher. I wonder what teachers are thinking when the kids throw their parents under the bus for a laugh.

My DD Reese last year took a child development class, it wasn't what she thought it would be. One day a lady guest speaker came in with her 3 week old baby and was demonstrating on how to give the baby a bath. She had run the water, added a little soap to it, undressed the baby, and then asked Reese, "What would be your first step?" Reese answered "my first step would be to not bring a new baby to a nasty germ filled highschool full of snot slingers and a threat of swine flu dripping off the walls."

I think that was a logical answer and couldn't understand why her teacher would call me for this until she continued to tell me, that they were discusiing breast feeding, when the guest speaker said, "You will never feel closer to your baby then when you are breast feeding." Reese speaks up, "Hello, it shot out of your cooter, can't get much closer then that." I couldn't contain my laughter, yes, Reese was rude, but it was funny. she got detention for that. And teacher pretty much told me that I should serve it with her since I thought it was so funny.

Well, I thought it was funny! Very clever of Reese.

Can't quite get the quote function to work like I wanted, to better phrase out the replies. :guilty:

However, I am here for the duration. Can't wait to read the rest. Also, forgot to mention that TTA was always our favorite ride as well. They nearly had to force us off one trip. We found it was a great place to let the baby take a nap as well as to just relax. Not to hijack the thread, but I heard that they've changed the voice in TTA. Since we're headed there in a few months it will be interesting to see how it worked out. And to try the new Space Mountain!
I'd be interested to know what changes they've made with TTA, too. If anyone knows, please tell!
 
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

I love this thread...you guys are so hilarious. Now that my computer monitor has had a Coca Cola shower....

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 
:lmao: You are so funny! I love it!! Any time I need a good ab workout, I know which thread I need to come to!!

I love aquatic animals too! Can I please visit your aquarium house when you have it built? That sounds like a place I would like to spend a lot of time!!
 
I love this about Dawns thread here, anybody can be themselves, you don't have to hold back, Dawn just kind of brings that out in people, I can't imagine even saying the word cooter on other threads for fear of offending people.
 

"Hello, it shot out of your cooter, can't get much closer then that." I couldn't contain my laughter, yes, Reese was rude, but it was funny. she got detention for that. And teacher pretty much told me that I should serve it with her since I thought it was so funny.

Could someone design a smilie that laugh's so hard things shoot out it's nose please?!!
Your DD has great witt disneyaddicted! And I say good for her for taking advantage of the opportunity to throw a little humor into a "too sappy for school moment":thumbsup2 (though she should possibly have only whispered it to her neighbour.)
 
loved your Sea World post. I have got to vacation with you, heck I think a trip to McDonalds would be extremely eventful with you there.

Love the story about Treyner and his teacher. I wonder what teachers are thinking when the kids throw their parents under the bus for a laugh.

My DD Reese last year took a child development class, it wasn't what she thought it would be. One day a lady guest speaker came in with her 3 week old baby and was demonstrating on how to give the baby a bath. She had run the water, added a little soap to it, undressed the baby, and then asked Reese, "What would be your first step?" Reese answered "my first step would be to not bring a new baby to a nasty germ filled highschool full of snot slingers and a threat of swine flu dripping off the walls."

I think that was a logical answer and couldn't understand why her teacher would call me for this until she continued to tell me, that they were discusiing breast feeding, when the guest speaker said, "You will never feel closer to your baby then when you are breast feeding." Reese speaks up, "Hello, it shot out of your cooter, can't get much closer then that." I couldn't contain my laughter, yes, Reese was rude, but it was funny. she got detention for that. And teacher pretty much told me that I should serve it with her since I thought it was so funny.

:rotfl2: That is too funny.
 
My laptop just got a coffee shower. I can picture the teacher looking at you like you had two heads to that....are you sure you arent my sister? Possibly - would I be hotter? :lmao:
And anytime you need to drag a buddy to the happiest place on earth call me first....I wanna star in your next trip report.....LOL Just not with any pidipples missing....
We should plan a massive trip with a bunch of us - it would be great! I of course would make everyone sign wavers so I don't get told telling tales with some creative leeway.

AKA - You might have danced with Goofy in Toon Town but in the final production you would have possibly been involved in a 6 year fling with 2 kids who are bi-species.

Just Sayin... Ha ha... (I hate when they limmit my smilies)

Are ya hiring cause I have loads of experience. I will have to tell you of the time Baylor wore Hello Kitty flip flops so he was tall enough for the rides. :rolleyes1

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OMG can I just say I am sure now we are related as in August I went into our local department store to buy clearance flip flops with a tape measure in hand so I could get the ones with the biggest heel to get Gracie on more rides...duh me....unless I am brainless, no flip flops were going to gain her 4 1/2 inches..LOL Maybe the Hello Kitty ones would work. HA!
How bout some stilleto's? I hear they sell them for kids now a days? :scared1:
loved your Sea World post. I have got to vacation with you, heck I think a trip to McDonalds would be extremely eventful with you there.
It often is - I have been known to stand on a manequin platform and when people walk by scare the bejessus out of them. What is really funny is doing it at Gap or Old Navy -They provide you with a big stage and people walk by and are like
"WTH do they have a fat manequin?" :rotfl2:

Love the story about Treyner and his teacher. I wonder what teachers are thinking when the kids throw their parents under the bus for a laugh.
They are thinking thank goodness they are not my kids! :woohoo:
My DD Reese last year took a child development class, it wasn't what she thought it would be. .....Reese speaks up, "Hello, it shot out of your cooter, can't get much closer then that." I couldn't contain my laughter, yes, Reese was rude, but it was funny. she got detention for that. And teacher pretty much told me that I should serve it with her since I thought it was so funny.
If our kids ever got together and dated - our grandkids would be hellions! :dance3: That is before we became their booking agents for Comedy Central!
Can't quite get the quote function to work like I wanted, to better phrase out the replies. :guilty:
That happens sometimes around here...
However, I am here for the duration. Can't wait to read the rest. Also, forgot to mention that TTA was always our favorite ride as well. They nearly had to force us off one trip. We found it was a great place to let the baby take a nap as well as to just relax. Not to hijack the thread, but I heard that they've changed the voice in TTA. Since we're headed there in a few months it will be interesting to see how it worked out. And to try the new Space Mountain!
If the new voice is lame I am gonna be mad. It was lame before but in a kooky sort of way - not a lame Star Trek "I am trying to be a cool nerd" sort of way. (Sorry to all you Trekkie's. Send your complaints to my ex MIL - she will appreciate them.)
Awesome! :lmao: Sounds just like something I'm going to have to face up with my own. Always heard that they will be just like we were when we were younger. And I always liked to do the same thing to my parents. :lmao:
I think i shared that Baylor got kicked out of that class last year - laughing at Captain Condom. Have I told that story here?
Okay I have one question...where the heck do you ladies live and why cant you be my next door neighbors? :worship:

We live where the choice between laughter and a drug problem is a fine line so I work hard at laughing all the time! Chalky snot from bugger suggar is not sexy! :cool2:

So Dawn I just had that clear look with the gum snapping......as it finally was shone down on me by some Disboard god how to subscribe to a thread. Whew now I can delete all those trip reports i had saved in my Favorites toolbar since the Un-disified as of yet Hubby says what the he** are all these disboard favs????
So I guess I can add one Duh in here...LOL Shoot am I at 10 yet????
Congratulations! You are a big girl now!! (Sung to the pull ups tune from their commercials)
Well, I thought it was funny! Very clever of Reese.
Ditto!

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

I love this thread...you guys are so hilarious. Now that my computer monitor has had a Coca Cola shower....

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Diet or with a Twist of Lime perhaps? :idea:
:lmao: You are so funny! I love it!! Any time I need a good ab workout, I know which thread I need to come to!!
I look like Richard Simmons minus the fact he is skinny - but I rock a mean Fro Head and nothing is hotter than my tank tops with my chest hair pooooofin out the top!:snooty:
I love aquatic animals too! Can I please visit your aquarium house when you have it built? That sounds like a place I would like to spend a lot of time!!
How's Thanksgiving - I am actually doing a small Dis Meet this weekend here at the Mall of America!
I love this about Dawns thread here, anybody can be themselves, you don't have to hold back, Dawn just kind of brings that out in people, I can't imagine even saying the word cooter on other threads for fear of offending people.
One Nation, under God, with Liberty and use of Cooter for all.:lmao:
Could someone design a smilie that laugh's so hard things shoot out it's nose please?!! I want that and a flippin ya off smilie!

:rotfl2: That is too funny.

Amen.

So I got Treyner from the airport yesterday morning - I will give a whole weekend rundown tom. - but it was so good to see him and I busted out bawling at the airport. I have never cried at the airport and hugged someone so hard. I try to keep my emotions in check but man - seeing that boy head to me after almost 3 months was harder than I thought.

Gone all day but promise to get a lot or writing done tom.

I am so blessed by you guys being here.:worship:
 
We did TTA during MNSSHP but it was the first time we had ever done it so I couldn't tell you about the refurb. I really liked that it was a nice ride to take a break from the walking and we even caught some of the fireworks.
 
Dawn,

I was just watching my dvr reruns from Ellen for the week. She has viewers send in bad photos and her segment on thurs, 10/15/09, has Pluto at it again. I tried to find a photo but there's only a video on her web page. I don't think I can post links (I don't want to upset the disboards) but if you go to ellentv and search for the pluto photo it will bring you to the video of the segment. The pluto photo is the last photo. I thought of you, Dawn! I have to warn you that the photo is not G rated.

I guess you are not the only one onto Pluto's nasty ways!
 
Dawn,

I was just watching my dvr reruns from Ellen for the week. She has viewers send in bad photos and her segment on thurs, 10/15/09, has Pluto at it again. I tried to find a photo but there's only a video on her web page. I don't think I can post links (I don't want to upset the disboards) but if you go to ellentv and search for the pluto photo it will bring you to the video of the segment. The pluto photo is the last photo. I thought of you, Dawn! I have to warn you that the photo is not G rated.

I guess you are not the only one onto Pluto's nasty ways!

I just saw the Pic of Pluto...OMG that was so bad....I just went onto the Ellen site and put Pluto in the search bar. I cant beleive that she aired that....but thats Ellen for you..LOL
 
HI larious photo's but my favorite was the lady with her entire arm down her pants. Ummmm...helllooooo... Do you mind removing your elbow from your @rse so I can get a cute photo of my kid please.


Ummm....sank you vewy much....:lmao:
 











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