"Did Pluto Just Give You A Lap Dance?" 10 days of Naughty & Nice!

Dawn - The story about Carsyns hair and the windscreen wipers was just about the funniest thing I have read in ages! Whilst I was reading it my head was going from side to side! :rotfl2:

Baylor and Captain Condom.

Captain Condom says, "Real close. Actually upstairs in your parents bedroom. They are about to have unprotected sex." That's when I started laughing Mom and the sub kicked me out."

Ok, I think I would have slapped Captain Condom right up the side of his head. I dont EVER want to think about my parents having sex, protected or otherwise :scared1:

:rotfl2:

Feel better soon :hug:
 
Dawn,

I read your whole TR over the past 2 days and I'm still laughing about Carson & the windshield wipers!!

But, the thing that really got me, was the conversation with Treynor and the picture of the two of you. Gosh, I hope my son and I are that close when he gets older. You have definitely done something right!! :love:
 
Argh...
went to bed at 9p.m. and here I am fully awake...hate insomnia...

I think that darn kidney infection never went away...

I hope to get the next installment up tom...

If I am awake! :lmao:

:grouphug: I hope you get some sleep and the kidney infection clears for good.
 
Dawn - The story about Carsyns hair and the windscreen wipers was just about the funniest thing I have read in ages! Whilst I was reading it my head was going from side to side! :rotfl2:


My head was doing the same thing while writing! :lmao:
Ok, I think I would have slapped Captain Condom right up the side of his head. I dont EVER want to think about my parents having sex, protected or otherwise :scared1:
Amen to that! I watched the actual video of it on youtube...and it was horrid. Whoever made it should loose the ability to see and whoever thought kids would respond positively to it should be put in a mental ward!
:rotfl2:

Feel better soon :hug:
Thanks and I will post pics of Treyner and this weekend here.
Dawn,

I read your whole TR over the past 2 days and I'm still laughing about Carson & the windshield wipers!!
Glad you joined us and glad Carsyn could help you laugh!
But, the thing that really got me, was the conversation with Treynor and the picture of the two of you. Gosh, I hope my son and I are that close when he gets older. You have definitely done something right!! :love:
Treyner is a good kid - his grades need to get up right now in college though...I have read that statistcally boys as Freshman do not take it seriously - no kidding. It's like he has ADD...Girls....Soccer...girls...school...girls...soccer....;)
:grouphug: I hope you get some sleep and the kidney infection clears for good.

Thanks and it has been a chronic illness since 1990 - I have avoided removing the right kidney but I may not have a choice soon!
 

Day 5 - Who took my Filet Mignon?

We left Sea World finally and went back to the cr@phole to get freshened up for dinner at Kona's. The kids went down to the quiet pool by the highway to ingest smog and swim and Dan and I started our receipt file to see where we were at monetarily. I know I am a sadest but I like to know what I spend before I have the coming to Jesus moment at the end of the trip. It helps me not stress so much because when I have waited till the end...it hits you like a fist in the gut. And the anxiety of dreading the amount you are spending is worse than paying attention.


Vomit spew of useless info ahead - feel free to skim -
Dan had been there once before we were together and he and his ex ended up racking up a huge amount of WDW debt on CC and cash gone that they had not budgeted for. They spent more on one trip on souvenirs than I would in 10 trips and he now is paranoid about spending and I get it. He is afraid of Disney Drunk Dollars! (That's the money you spend while drinking the elixir of the Mouse.)

I think that is a common theme for many travelers. The true cost of Disney ends up being the kichy, knick knacks and cutsie items not neccesary that you feel you need in the moment of bliss. Like those who do not listen to Captain Condom (wow won't that reference blow the strictly link only TR readers out of the water!:lmao:) and in the moment just throw caution to the wind and say..."We love each other so who cares?"

You as a traveler and WDW are truly in love while you are in the heat of passion and spending. No question on that. You have stared longingly into the eyes of each other and just want everything you can to capture the joy and merriment of Disney.

But the love my dear friends stops at the WDW sign as you exit where Minnie ::MinnieMo is waving goodbye and like an expensive call girl, is hoping to "see you real soon."

As soon as you enter the airport, you are aware the love has subsided and that neon green, rhinestone studded Tink :tinker: Hat that looked so cute at WDW in the magic mirrors (which do not show you your real size or how that hue of green only accents the acne on your face,) is now sitting slightly askew in the terminal and may not have made you look as cute as Britney does in her videos. It is even more off kilter in the plane because all the food you ate has caused your head to get bigger and when you touch down in Cincinnati - you are calling her a slew and asking her why she took advantage of you.

We go yearly at least to WDW and the reason for it is simple. :idea: We buy one souvenir each while at WDW and we do not spend our money during the year eating out. Maybe 2 times a month at the most (Subway usually) but not weekly and not daily. :sad2:

Carsyn gets so angry at her Dad because he never has money to spend for big goals like vacations and is always saying he is broke. She has said if he stops doing XYZ and makes his lunch and dinner vs Mc'Ds etc. - he would have money. He says she is acting like her mother! :laughing:

I am glad she gets this and is a saver for the bigger goals. Don't get me wrong though - she is happy many times asking for things from my money but she sees how spoiled kids are at her school and the common thread - is that those kids do not have to work for anything and are given everything and do not take care of what they have. It all adds up. She usually is asking me -"Do we need that or can that money go to Disney?"

Baylor is a super savor and has been known to hand me checks from 10 months before from birthday cards.

Treyner is a spender. He does not look long term at all and now when he is in college and needing to be thrifty - it's kicking his @rse. He does manage to use his cuteness though to get things. He knows girls from many restaurants and the movie theater in Durango who give him anything he wants for a smile. So at least he is resourceful and I don't have to worry about him starving if there is any good news there. :rotfl2:


Jeesh - sorry for rant! Back to the TR!


After the kids left I began to look over GhettoFork and realized the only cleaning that had been done was the mold in the window sill in the kids studio. The rest was the same and so I called - the manager assured me it was done. I asked him if he wanted to come down here and for $50 lick his finger after running it in the slits of the air exchange vent.

He declined and said it would be re-cleaned. It never was.

The kids came back and we headed to Kona's. I love Konas. Or I did. I am a creature of habit many times and had been looking to my favorite meal here that I had enjoyed twice before. I had gone to the listed menu's here on the Dis and my meal was still listed. I had not eaten since noon for a 8 o'clock meal because I wanted to fully enjoy every morsel!

We parked at the Poly and the outside was gloriously decorated. The Poly is my favorite place on property by far and there is just a magic air to the place from the enterance by the waterfalls and pools.

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We went inside and walked up the stairs to Kona's. Every time I walk up those stairs to the left of the lobby - I feel a memory of the Brady Bunch. I think it is simply because they are open, wrought iron, carpeted steps. They are not at all in size or shape of stairs like the Brady Bunch but it never fails to make me want to say..."Marsha, Marsha, Marsha and pull Greg's glorious, curly, head of hair.

Did I just write that in my out loud font? :rolleyes1

We were seated rather quickly and given menus.

This is where I went into shock.

There was no Cesar Salad and there was no Filet Mignon.

What in the name of the Sorcerer Mickey :smickey: were they thinking?

I asked and was told that indeed the menus were revised to give it a more Polynesian theme so most of the foods were sweet flavored and the two things I wanted were not on the menu any longer. If I was staying at this resort I could order them off the room service menu because they were so popular that the mgmt decided to keep them there.

:sad2::confused3

I thought of stalking someone at the elevator and begging them to use the guise of their room so I could order my food and then take it to the table and eat with my family.

I am not that type of person though (okay I am about stalking but I would not bring Subway to Mc'ds and I would not bring by splendid food tray here from room service either) so I just ordered mashed taters. I just could not get my head wrapped around any other food that looked good to me and so that is what I had. I am not a fit thrower but I was disappointed and since we do not go out to eat often - had really looked forward to that. The other part for me is until about 3 years ago - I was not a carnivore. I never craved meat of any kind and that steak at Kona's totally spoiled me. It was not fatty, perfectly flavored and so tender even at the well done, no bleeding or mooing please, condition I ordered it in.

It seems to work for us anyway sharing 4 meals between the 5 of us because then no food is wasted and we do not feel like we need to be rolled out of the restaurant. So here is what we got!

Drinks - everybody ordered smoothies and water! For food:


Dan ordered:
Coconut Almond Chicken - Sauteed chicken breast served with Asian greens tossed with honey lime dressing, golden pineapple, strawberries, and toasted almonds. - $16.99
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Treyner Ordered:
Slow-Roasted Prime Rib - Served with mashed potatoes, and stir-fried broccoli florets. - $21.99
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Baylor Ordered:
Tuna Oscar - Served with fried green tomatoes, tempura-fried jumbo lump crab, and wasabi hollandaise. - $22.99 -
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We also ordered a few replacements of the bread of course!
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I am not sure what happened to Carsyn's pics or the dessert pic's? I will have to see if when they got scanned to discs at Target they went onto a different disc?

I know she ordered the:
Pan-Asian Noodles - Asian egg noodles with sliced chicken, pineapple, seasonal vegetables, and a House-made sweet-and-sour sauce. With shrimp $17.99. Can be made vegetarian upon request. - $16.99

With no SHRIMP!

Dessert was
White chocolate cheesecake, Kona Kone, Kilauea Torte x2 and I believe we took these home because everyone was stuffed. That might be also why I have no pictures of it! :mad:

I was proud of Baylor ordering outside of the box for our family and they made the sauce regular hollandaise versus with wasabi. I am not a seafood person at all - his Dad is - so I never cook sea food. I should probably learn so he can enjoy it outside of restaurants.

We left as one of the last people in the restaurant and the waiter was excellent.

We headed back to the rooms and got straight to bed. Or at least I did because with the seperate room - the kids could have been up till 6 am watching Stacy and her cute self showing off her top 10 must do's. I did not care. I was sleeping! :woohoo:

We needed to be up early for the morning and a full day of Boma's for breakfast, AK and Whispering Canyon Cafe for ADR's!!!


 
Another great update! That's too bad about your salad and steak.
I know how disappointing that must have been to have looked forward to it for so long and then be slapped in the face by being told they no longer served it. :eek:

And I know what you mean about being thrifty throughout the year so that you can enjoy your money on vacations and such. I clip coupons and price comp at Wal-Mart and we don't eat out much, either. We might have Arby's or McD's or something like that every once in awhile, but hardly do we ever go sit down in a restaurant and spend 30-40 dollars on a meal.

I also shop clearance racks, yard sales, and thrift stores and that helps, too! DH calls me cheap, I say I'm "frugal". :laughing:
 
I also shop clearance racks, yard sales, and thrift stores and that helps, too! DH calls me cheap, I say I'm "frugal". :laughing:

I go to Thrift stores whenever possible first. We got our stainless steel fridge and stove (Whirlpool Gold - top of the line) for less than $600 total and they were valued at over $5000. They were used for a month and then someone moved and just donated them! We also got a 60" big screen that was in some kids bedroom and his parents decided he should have a wall mounted flat screen.

Sure I will buy it for $200!

So when people think of thrift stores they need to open up the options in their head about what is out there.

What I want to start doing is price out what we would have spent vs what we did and put the difference into savings. The curse though is that often we would not have had the money to spend the full amount and have been lucky to get the things at full price if we had saved for years! So that means I would need to be honest with my savings enough to save each month until we hit that difference.

Am I making any sense? :confused3

When we bought the stove and fridge we sold the ones we had and broke even for the upgrade! :banana:
 
I go to Thrift stores whenever possible first. We got our stainless steel fridge and stove (Whirlpool Gold - top of the line) for less than $600 total and they were valued at over $5000. They were used for a month and then someone moved and just donated them! We also got a 60" big screen that was in some kids bedroom and his parents decided he should have a wall mounted flat screen.

Sure I will buy it for $200!

So when people think of thrift stores they need to open up the options in their head about what is out there.

What I want to start doing is price out what we would have spent vs what we did and put the difference into savings. The curse though is that often we would not have had the money to spend the full amount and have been lucky to get the things at full price if we had saved for years! So that means I would need to be honest with my savings enough to save each month until we hit that difference.

Am I making any sense? :confused3

When we bought the stove and fridge we sold the ones we had and broke even for the upgrade! :banana:
Nearly everything in our home was bought at a discounted price. We'd shop furniture stores and wait for blowout sales. We'd shop discount stores and some of our items were purchased from yard sales. I haven't lucked up on any furniture at our local thrift store yet. And it is all way overpriced anyway. If I lived closer to one, then I could probably scour a couple times per week and see what they had, but I only get over every so often. I will buy clothes there, too. I've found lots of fun things over the years!

You got an awesome deal on your appliances. WOW! And then to be able to sell your old ones and break even - even better. :thumbsup2

Gotta love a bargain!
 
Day 5 - Who took my Filet Mignon?

We left Sea World finally and went back to the cr@phole to get freshened up for dinner at Kona's. The kids went down to the quiet pool by the highway to ingest smog and swim and Dan and I started our receipt file to see where we were at monetarily. I know I am a sadest but I like to know what I spend before I have the coming to Jesus moment at the end of the trip. It helps me not stress so much because when I have waited till the end...it hits you like a fist in the gut. And the anxiety of dreading the amount you are spending is worse than paying attention.


We left as one of the last people in the restaurant and the waiter was excellent.

We headed back to the rooms and got straight to bed. Or at least I did because with the seperate room - the kids could have been up till 6 am watching Stacy and her cute self showing off her top 10 must do's. I did not care. I was sleeping! :woohoo:

We needed to be up early for the morning and a full day of Boma's for breakfast, AK and Whispering Canyon Cafe for ADR's!!!




You didn't watch Stacy and the top ten at least 100 times???? :eek: There is no way you can pass that up!

Sadly, it ends up being one of the funnier things that we do there, watching her. On a side note, there is a youtube video of someone making fun of her and talking about how exciting the rides are but riding low speed rides. It's worth a search for the laughs.
 
I go to Thrift stores whenever possible first. We got our stainless steel fridge and stove (Whirlpool Gold - top of the line) for less than $600 total and they were valued at over $5000. They were used for a month and then someone moved and just donated them! We also got a 60" big screen that was in some kids bedroom and his parents decided he should have a wall mounted flat screen.

Sure I will buy it for $200!

So when people think of thrift stores they need to open up the options in their head about what is out there.

What I want to start doing is price out what we would have spent vs what we did and put the difference into savings. The curse though is that often we would not have had the money to spend the full amount and have been lucky to get the things at full price if we had saved for years! So that means I would need to be honest with my savings enough to save each month until we hit that difference.

Am I making any sense? :confused3

When we bought the stove and fridge we sold the ones we had and broke even for the upgrade! :banana:

We shop the thrift stores as much as we can. Or I should say I do. My wife hates shopping for anything. I've found some great deals between the thrift stores and craigslist for our area.

One of the furniture dealers in the area is awesome as I can go in and they will literally talk themselves down to my price range from the listed prices.

Besides, I don't see the reason to buy all new stuff when we're going to destroy it anyways, through use or abuse.

It's not a halfbad idea about putting the difference away for savings. It sounds great but is really tough to do. We fall in the same boat of being not able to really afford the items in the first place unless they had been discounted to what we just paid for them.
 
We shop the thrift stores as much as we can. Or I should say I do. My wife hates shopping for anything. I've found some great deals between the thrift stores and craigslist for our area.
You are part of the men group Dan belongs to. The group that most women, with men who are not domesticated at all, think doesn't exist! You are like seeing Big Foot! :chewy: :worship:
One of the furniture dealers in the area is awesome as I can go in and they will literally talk themselves down to my price range from the listed prices.

Besides, I don't see the reason to buy all new stuff when we're going to destroy it anyways, through use or abuse.
I totally agree. It is new for 5 seconds and 80% more money.
It's not a halfbad idea about putting the difference away for savings. It sounds great but is really tough to do. We fall in the same boat of being not able to really afford the items in the first place unless they had been discounted to what we just paid for them.

Glad you like the idea and here's to hoping someday soon we have that extra money for a savings account!
 
I can't remember how I found your report, but I've been reading it (with some pre-stuff in your PTR about what happened with Baylor, if memory serves) for about 2 days...

I've literally laughed, literally cried...made my hubby cry and laugh, too. :)

Baylor looks quite a bit like my friend's sister's son. He's a sophomore in college now, but when he was something like 3, she had the stove on, he walked over and didn't know, and he placed his dominant (right) hand right smack dab on the burner. And it took too long for his body to yell at him to move so he did some serious damage. When he was in high school he was still favoring his left hand, even though he was naturally right handed.

Even though I didn't know him then (though doing something math in my head tells me that I knew my friend then, so might have been aware of it...but we were in college and my head wasn't in a space to pay attention to 3 year olds) you caused some sort of flashback in my head...the boy's mom and I have become good friends (her sister has serious health issues, and she and I have bonded over sister-friend's hospital bed a few times) and I see the look in her eyes when she's talked about that time... It caused me to feel for Baylor and you and the family even more than I might have without knowing her.

And when you talked about Treyner's feelings while his brother was in the hospital....I cried some more...my stepmom is a NICU nurse and I know very well how most/some nurses have to turn a part of themselves off, and I could totally see her (or a colleague...stepmom is a charge nurse now and you don't get to be that by doing really dumb things with family members) just spacing and asking a family member to help with something inappropriate. I've also had nurses like that in charge of me...it's NOT a good experience. And back to my friend, while she has been on morphine she remains blissfully unaware of the ridiculous stuff going on around her...her first hospitalization was especially bad with things like that. She had a liver transplant in March (25 years nearly to the day after it became a probability for her life), and I wish they had a "friends and family" camp for people who have dealt with that from the "outside"...she just doesn't know all that happened...it's so hard to be support group (harder of course for her, but we weren't given morphine and remember it all).

Anyway, I just really empathize with all of that, and wanted you to know, so I wrote the Iliad, or perhaps the Odyssey, or maybe Ulysses which makes sense b/c my name is Molly and I've heard there's a character with that name in the tome....

I can't wait to hear the rest of your trip! Just to bring my post "up" a bit. :)


I have a sister-in-law named Dawn Marie and my husband has 2 co-workers named Dawn Marie ... all born in the early 70s. Yep, it was really popular back then. Can't tell you how many Jennifer Lynns I know, too.

Ha! First I should mention that I :love: the name Marie. In my school it was either Marie or Elizabeth. I had NO middle name, but by the time I hit elementary school I hated that, and chose Elizabeth...then the middle name war was equal.

But...my sister in law, born in late '71, is Jennifer Leigh (very close to Lynn, obviously). And her sister, born along with me 2 years before, is Dawn Marie. :goodvibes



It involved rainbows and people dancing...it was like a Care Bears movie.

Glad to know that others have technicolor dreams after eating cheese too late at night!

You see...last night I went on photobucket to get my life organized. Organize all the pics intp albums instead of having 2 million pics in the mian section to scroll through.

What he and I did not figure out and what now is making me sh!t a pink twinkie is the fact in moving the pics...it moved the address of them so now it does not correspond with what I posted..

mmmhmmm. More empathy. Have stopped myself from doing that in photobucket, but that's ONLY because I did it in my own computer. Hated iPhoto, wanted it to be more like My Pictures (the only thing I miss from PCs with Windows), went into the "back end" stuff for iPhoto (not realizing that's what I was doing!) and moved things around....augh. Broke links inside my computer. Things still work, but I have to go far into the harddrive to get pictures sometimes...

Photobucket or iPhoto, still not fun!


And I also laughed when he said he had an emergency to "head" to! (Was I the only one who got that? :confused3)

You were NOT the only one.....


My school board probably sits at Sea World in the bottom row with our school video cameras in tow.

:rotfl:


I want to know why Captain Condom was concerned about adult, married (or at least partnered), with-kids, parents having unprotected sex....



Give us more trip report, please!
 
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YOU. ARE. SO. FUNNY!



I love the story of Captain Condom too. Seriously, you can't tell me Baylor was the only one laughing at the story. I immediately laughed at the thought of a condom wearing a cape! And I also laughed when he said he had an emergency to "head" to! (Was I the only one who got that? :confused3)

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Okay thankfully I was not the only gutter minded mom today...I too was like hmmmm.....Dawn so funny. Seriously...we need to meet up sometime. I can use the never ending laughter....
 
Holy Freakin Freezing!

It is 26 degrees with snow on the cars/roofs. WTH - This is the 2nd week of October! Dan is heading this way from Nebraska and he says he has a 2 block visabilty if he is lucky!

Anyone in the south want to sell me their home? :lmao:

Actually I am not kidding!

I can't sell you anything, but I can offer a place for you to stay when ever you want to snow bird it down to Austin Texas! :banana:
Yes, yes, I've been lurking.....I just found your trip report today and have managed to read through the PTR for the most part and now I'm up to this post. I couldn't resist answering this question. he he
You've heard it all before, but it's worth saying.....You and your family are so much fun to read about and y'all ain't bad lookin either! :laughing: Seriously, you are such a.....b e a uuuuutiful family, inside and out. :lovestruc
My heart has gone out to you and your family for your journey with little man and his injury, I'm happy to hear that he's well on the mend and back to his sports, your next trip will be even better than the one before since he's more on the mend....less to worry about I hope.
OK! Back to reading the trippie!! :yay:
 
Captain Condom? Really?! in this day of computer generated effects they go and show the kids Captain Condom? And seriously the emergency...."Your parents, upstairs about to have unprotected sex." I would have lost it too. Baylor did the only natural thing. I just know both my kids would have been kicked out of class after seeing Captain Condom, God I hope they never show that at their school. I'm gonna ask my kids what they think of Captain Condom. I'll get back to you with their answer.

Hey, do you think when Captain Condom does the dirty he wears a condom? I mean he is a condom so how does that work?:confused3

I have never eaten at Kona's I don't really have plans or desires to either. Sorry it disappointed you this time.

SO you mentioned our kids hooking up and their kids being hellions. (We won't care cause they will make us rich touring the world with their comedic act) Will Treynner wait for Reese or should I have Reese wait for Baylor? We got that age gap thing going on here. Reese is a sophmore in HS, or there is Jim who is a senior, he could wait for Carsyn, Jim does have a steady girlfriend but he told me today that anyday now Chelsea is going to figure out that she is way too pretty for him and she will dump him and just love herself, she'll walk down the hall holding her own hand and eventually marry herself and live a life singing love songs to herself but yet be very lonely. So I guess Jim is going to be available soon. Should we just arrange the marriage now? Do I offer Treyner or Baylor Reese's hand in marriage as well as a good milking cow and a goat or two? Some chickens possibley? We should totally look into getting a reality show on T.V. people have done worse to get on T.V. just look at balloon boy? And really it's all for the sake of Disney in the long run. We are just trying to hit pay dirt here.
 
I can't remember how I found your report, but I've been reading it (with some pre-stuff in your PTR about what happened with Baylor, if memory serves) for about 2 days...
I am so ver and honestly glad fo you!
I've literally laughed, literally cried...made my hubby cry and laugh, too. :)
Give me your address and I will send you some Kleenex coupons cause I am too cheap to send the box! :lmao:
Baylor looks quite a bit like my friend's sister's son. He's a sophomore in college now, but when he was something like 3, she had the stove on, he walked over and didn't know, and he placed his dominant (right) hand right smack dab on the burner. ... It caused me to feel for Baylor and you and the family even more than I might have without knowing her.
Thank you for telling me that story because it is so true that burns are a scar deeper than most injuries. The average life span of care workers of any kind on the burn unit is less than a few years. Regions Hospital is one of the best in the country and get life flights from all over and yet get staff who stay. Most are phenominal and I owe my sanity to the social workers who allowed you to feel when it was time to feel.
And when you talked about Treyner's feelings while his brother was in the hospital....I cried some more...my stepmom is a NICU nurse and I know very well how most/some nurses have to turn a part of themselves off, and I could totally see her (or a colleague...stepmom is a charge nurse now and you don't get to be that by doing really dumb things with family members) just spacing and asking a family member to help with something inappropriate. Family Burn camp will be a tradition for us till Baylor gradustes (right now it is for kids burned still in school) but I am working with the SW's to get a new camp going for adult survivors as many kids in this one are heading out and college and a very not protected world is out there with new positives and negatives.

Anyway, I just really empathize with all of that, and wanted you to know, so I wrote the Iliad, or perhaps the Odyssey, or maybe Ulysses which makes sense b/c my name is Molly and I've heard there's a character with that name in the tome....

I can't wait to hear the rest of your trip! Just to bring my post "up" a bit. :)

I tend to write and just start going full board so I get it. Write away and it helps a lot when you guys post because I feel I am not writing to myself.




I want to know why Captain Condom was concerned about adult, married (or at least partnered), with-kids, parents having unprotected sex....

I think the thought here was to say a person always needs protection because you can never be sure of your partner being faithful. True, yes, but a whole lot more info on life than a 7th grader needs or would be realistic for. Talk about girlfriends/boyfriends cheating and bringing STD's to the table.

I think something more profound and better educating would to have the kids do a field trip to a local AIDS home and have a teen mother with baby come in. Those are real consequences with real visuals and much more of a reality enforcer IMO than freakin Captain Condom.


Give us more trip report, please!
Will do today!
Okay thankfully I was not the only gutter minded mom today...I too was like hmmmm.....Dawn so funny. Seriously...we need to meet up sometime. I can use the never ending laughter....
If I dance neked for ya I can promise you never ending! :rotfl2:
I can't sell you anything, but I can offer a place for you to stay when ever you want to snow bird it down to Austin Texas! :banana:

Careful - I may well take you up on that!

Yes, yes, I've been lurking.....I just found your trip report todayYou were reading - not lurking - lurkers read for months and then jump out of the closet and scare the heck out of you cause you thought you were alone in the house!! ;)

You've heard it all before, but it's worth saying.....You and your family are so much fun to read about and y'all ain't bad lookin either! :laughing: Seriously, you are such a.....b e a uuuuutiful family, inside and out. :lovestruc
My heart has gone out to you and your family for your journey with little man and his injury, I'm happy to hear that he's well on the mend and back to his sports, your next trip will be even better than the one before since he's more on the mend....less to worry about I hope.
OK! Back to reading the trippie!! :yay:
I will post some great pics of Baylor from this last weekend with Treyner. He is growing up so much....
I'm gonna ask my kids what they think of Captain Condom. I'll get back to you with their answer.
Show them the Youtube video and they can see first hand the horror of CC!

SO you mentioned our kids hooking up and their kids being hellions. (We won't care cause they will make us rich touring the world with their comedic act) Will Treynner wait for Reese or should I have Reese wait for Baylor? I am open fo options...maybe we should ask her? We got that age gap thing going on here. Reese is a sophmore in HS, or there is Jim who is a senior, he could wait for Carsyn,No waiting there - she is a JR - Does he have plans for prom? Jim does have a steady girlfriend but he told me today that anyday now Chelsea is going to figure out that she is way too pretty for him and she will dump him and just love herself, she'll walk down the hall holding her own hand and eventually marry herself and live a life singing love songs to herself but yet be very lonely. I always tell Tredyner that someday he will find a girl who might love him as much as he loves himself! :lmao: So I guess Jim is going to be available soon. Should we just arrange the marriage now? Do I offer Treyner or Baylor Reese's hand in marriage as well as a good milking cow and a goat or two? Some chickens possibley? DVC points is the new school. Chickens are old school baby...;) We should totally look into getting a reality show on T.V. people have done worse to get on T.V. just look at balloon boy? And really it's all for the sake of Disney in the long run. We are just trying to hit pay dirt here.

My dad who married a woman 3 years younger than me from the Phillipeans is just back without her(after being gone there a year) (did I tell you guys this?) and needs to find a place big enough to rent for them both.

My ideas was he and Miraluna (Luna is her nickname) could rent my Mom's basement and I would film it for a reality show.

"Luna, the Loser and Me"

Come on! You know that is a time bomb waiting to be watched! If I have to deal with my family I might as well get some profit off of it besides jokes I do not get paid for.

Yes, I know I have hostility...blah...blah...blah:rolleyes1
 
So my kids have these crazy pet names for body parts..think along the lines of HooHoo and Haha...yes, I know nuts...maybe they are related to Dawn..Anywho....
I started telling the kids that its important to know the real names of body parts because if you have to tell someone like a doctor about pain in a bodypart you can not say I have pain in my HooHoo..or you might get this response:confused3
So yesterday at football my four year old was acting like a crazy psycho child. I asked her where the heck did you come from? She replies with I crawled out of your Vag*#@.....:eek::scared1: Yes my child....and in front of other moms.
On a good note I got a high five from one mom for a four year old knowing what the correct name was..... :woohoo:
 
MN State Fair Challenge: How Fat Can You Get in 1 day?

I finally uploaded all my pics from the fair and wanted to write about it before I forgot since it was in September...

**Disclaimer - this is MN and not Tofu eating Seattle so please do not flame me for tempting your taste buds. This is not how we eat or anyone else all the time but it is how MN get's their food on for 12 days a year!

Again - the MN state fair is huge. Crowds this year in 12 (Aug 27 - Sept 7)days was the highest ever of over $1,790,497*( this does not include babies in strollers) million people.
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If you are a foodie this is your heaven. Tell me next year when you want to come up and you can stay at my place!

The state fair has a food finder on their site where you can type up anything imaginable and they will tell you where to find it.

Bacon for example: There were 29 vendors serving bacon-related items ranging from candy-coated goodness to complete meals. Dan and I had to try out:
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Big Fat Bacon, which is a “1/3 lb slice of bacon, fried and caramelized with maple syrup, served on a stick with dipping sauces”

It was a good concept but I like my bacon really well done and I think the bacon was too thick to be cooked the way I like it. Great flavor and what we did not eat - the dogs loved the next day!

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We also tried our absolute new favorite - Fried Green Peppers!
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This was so good we have now replicated it at home. Take a green pepper and slice it into thin rings coat with a beer batter and deep fry in peanut oil.

Dip in ranch dressing and it is amazing. If you like onion rings...this is your motherload!

We also tried deep fried ravioli at this stand - and again have done as a treat at home - just did Trader Joes spinach/artichoke/cheese ones and dipped in marinara and it was divine! Peanut oil again as it can fry the hottest without burning!

They also have traditional restaurants that come in here and switch up some favorites like pizza...

Green Mill had a huge foot long pizza roll in pepperoni or sausage.
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I got a regular slice since at this point Dan was working and I ate by myself and did not want to look like I had consumed Baby Jesus.
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They also had new this year: Foot Long Desert Pizza on-a-stick (pizza dough, sweet cream cheese, cinnamon, sugar).

They have some places that have been around for eons and are actual permanent buildings my grandparents went to like:
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Not sure how the coffee tasted but Dan and I split a pancake/sausage pronto pup on a stick!

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In fact there are so many things here on a stick they keep count and brag about it!
56 according to a sign this year!

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Of course MN is the home of Spam and you can taste spam nuggets. We did last year but they were something I did not want to waste my caloric consumption on this year. It's like a coated Spam cube deep fried!

We were so stuffed when we walked pat the deep fried candy bars that I could not eat a single bite. They have snickers, 3 musketeers, reeses and oreos as well! Nest door they have deep fried Twinkies! I wanted to show you them though and asked 2 strangers for their pic with their food. I explained they would be featured on a site known for food porn pics and they were delighted at the fact that they would now be able to say they were porn stars! :lmao: ...which led me to a t-shirt idea for Dis Members and fans of the food thread...p.m. me if you want details.

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After more walking we went in the "Food Building." Yes in a huge array of vendors and food they needed a building to be called that because way back when - this was the place to find food. Now it's just history and if you are so dumb that you still need descriptions and might confuse the Arts building as food - good luck swallowing grannies afghan!

In here is a wide array of foods including:
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I did get a wild rice burger at the Taste of MN stand - OMGoodness was that divine!
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Dan got a Greek goodie - can't remember it's name now...

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We got a customary cheese curd basket but I think from now on unless we have a party of 5 with us at least - I will offer a guy $1 for one curd because although scrumptious - too greasy for 2 people to split.
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This place is a must do and with 2 locations at the fair - they make a million dollars. By far the most amazing cookies ever and they fill a pail for you overflowing and then you need to run across the grounds to the dairy booth and drink all you can for $1! Without falling and without getting them stolen!

Here is a link to their site - an amazing story and I cannot imagine selling over 8 million cookies in 12 days!
http://www.sweetmarthas.com/index.html
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They have a taste of Disney here as well...

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And some things that just plain sound funny!
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Next year I will have to be more diligent in taking photos but if you can imagine walking 20 plus blocks and each lined with food stands then you gat an idea of the enormous undertaking just to decide what to try...
 
So my kids have these crazy pet names for body parts..think along the lines of HooHoo and Haha...yes, I know nuts...maybe they are related to Dawn..Anywho....
I started telling the kids that its important to know the real names of body parts because if you have to tell someone like a doctor about pain in a bodypart you can not say I have pain in my HooHoo..or you might get this response:confused3
So yesterday at football my four year old was acting like a crazy psycho child. I asked her where the heck did you come from? She replies with I crawled out of your Vag*#@.....:eek::scared1: Yes my child....and in front of other moms.
On a good note I got a high five from one mom for a four year old knowing what the correct name was..... :woohoo:

Love that story...the parts were called a hoohobber here and a vajayjay...

I have a friend who calls hers the pink kitty...:rotfl2: When we were talking in code one day Baylor must have overheard because the next time we were at her house when he was like 3 - he said - Lori's kitty is yellow not pink and I was confused - then got it :idea: and LMAO for about an hour!
 












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