Dear Abby

[MFMcLeach]

You should give your wife more massages, that's really what she's asking for. She's also asking you to massage her twinnie's feet.

How do you know?

What do women really want? Foot massages, of course.

Are you sure?

The meaning of life? To DIS and to go to WDW whenever and however possible. That might be how to live life though.

Sounds like you're pretty confused yourself.

Why are you asking me? Good question.

Good answer.

I'm not sure you can handle my thoughts.

I can't handle Heather's thoughts. I'm pretty good with feet, though, so maybe she'll keep me a few more years.

 

[cotye]

I've always wondered if my letter would get answered if I wrote to them. BUt why ask them for advice, when I have the DIS. Besides it's so much faster!

 

[Buz]

Dear Shannon,

I have a great high tech job, but my boss keeps dope slapping me in chat. What should I do.

Ale quaffer

 

[nativetxn]

Shannon: Dear DIS would make twice as much as moderators. So that would be 2x0=

 

[JohnTBap]

Dear Shannon,

I am sad.

What should I do?

Signed,

Fully Rested

 

[browneyes]

Dear Ale quaffer,

I'd suggest slapping your boss back. You might get a raise if you do.

 

[browneyes]

Dear Fully,

I'd suggest you listen to some Carole King. {{hugs}}
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When you're down and troubled
and you need a helping hand
and nothing, whoa nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me
and soon I will be there
to brighten up even your darkest nights.

You just call out my name,
and you know whereever I am
I'll come running,
oh yeah baby to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
all you have to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a friend.

If the sky above you
should turn dark and full of clouds
and that old north wind
should begin to blow
Keep your head together
and call my name out loud
and soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name
and you know where ever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, ain't it good to know
that you've got a friend?
People can be so cold.
They'll hurt you and desert you.
Well they'll take your soul if you let them.
Oh yeah, but don't you let them.

You just call out my name
and you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Oh babe, don't you know that,
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hey now, all you've got to do is call.
Lord, I'll be there, yes I will.
You've got a friend.
You've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
You've got a friend.