DIS Dads DDC XXXIV: The Original Home Of The DISDads!!!

[docsoliday1]

Morning dads from a chilly, but slated to be gorgeous Orlando. 55 coming in this morning, which is a bit brisk for my tastes. Supposed to be 88 this afternoon. Ahhhh, that's more like it.

I can't believe some of our Canadian brethren are dealing with snow. All joking aside...sorry.

I'll be glad when travel restrictions ease up and y'all can make it down here again. I know you're really coming to see me and not the mouse.

 

[pkondz]

I think we wore roller skates to even things up a bit. I'll stick with my selection. I am a man of my word. As clearly I am in a benevolent mood, even though you mocked the Habs, Man hugs for you. You have to earn your bacon back.

But.... bacon's the best part!

I think Mother Nature's drunk.

You have no idea. I've had to shovel twice last 24 hours.

Isn't it, though? Man that'd be awesome. If I remember correctly, they quit their jobs to travel for one year but kept on going. I'd love to have done something like that when I was younger. Actually, I'd love to do that now, but life got in the way.

I have cousins who did that. She sold her business, he quit his job, they sold their house and their car, bought a truck and a 5th wheel and toured North America for a year.

 

[londontime]

But.... bacon's the best part!

Indeed it is. Therefore you would not learn from your transgressions.

 

[JC1984]

Morning Gents,
Biological warfare has run its course through the Farmstead. Youngest son came down with a bug. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Oldest son gets it the next night. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Then the adults. Glad it’s over usually those 24 hrs bugs hit you hot and heavy. I was lucky to be the only one not to puke.

Thanks guys. My dad will go home from the hospital tomorrow with Hospice, which means he's been determined to be terminal with less than 6 months. Yesterday, I did the d/c plan at the hospital. I didn't write it down, but I talked it with thru with my mom and then called and made the referrals. Part of me feels relief that I accomplished that. Part of me is angry that I had instead of their hospital staff.

Anyway, they will set up a hospital bed tomorrow and bring him home by ambulance. He will have nursing and cna thru Hospice, and my mom will hire some extra daily help to not have to do as much personal care.

It's been a whirlwind weekend, and I managed to keep it together today at work. Not knowing if my plan would work was the worst part. And, it was another crazy, busy day.

Tennis practice made the day a little bit fun.

Sorry to hear about your Dad. Praying for strength for you and your family.

Morning dads from a chilly, but slated to be gorgeous Orlando. 55 coming in this morning, which is a bit brisk for my tastes.

Beach weather. I would be in shorts and flip flops in 55. Hence why I only visit FL in January.

Glad to see you back @londontime. Missed your humor and wittiness!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Thanks guys. My dad will go home from the hospital tomorrow with Hospice, which means he's been determined to be terminal with less than 6 months. Yesterday, I did the d/c plan at the hospital. I didn't write it down, but I talked it with thru with my mom and then called and made the referrals. Part of me feels relief that I accomplished that. Part of me is angry that I had instead of their hospital staff.

I'm glad you got the arrangements made. That's at least one less thing on your plate. Let us know how we can help.

They have just opened up 45+ here, so I have numero uno tomorrow, and duo on Jun 30.

Excellent. One step closer to Disney trips.

Your honour, my client was merely responding to a tee up that was just begging to be swung at.

I seem to do that a lot.

How did the visits go? Some of those places looked expensive. Bacon and Man hugs for you.

Well, he enjoyed the campus. It is nice, although kind of in the middle of nowhere. The school is ridiculously expensive, though, so he knows he needs a lot of help if he's going to end up there.

I think we wore roller skates to even things up a bit. I'll stick with my selection. I am a man of my word.

Could be worse. You could have chosen the Flyers. Yeesh.

You have no idea. I've had to shovel twice last 24 hours.

This is wrong and an abomination. I am outraged at Mother Nature on your behalf.

Biological warfare has run its course through the Farmstead. Youngest son came down with a bug. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Oldest son gets it the next night. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Then the adults. Glad it’s over usually those 24 hrs bugs hit you hot and heavy. I was lucky to be the only one not to puke.

Ugh. Stomach bugs are the worst. I'd take a thousand head colds over one stomach flu.

 

[declansdad]

Morning from the breezy colonies. The wind blew over the backyard basketball hoop yesterday, thankfully no trees came down.

Bacon and Man Hugs for you.

Bacon and Man hugs for you.

Bacon and Man hugs for you

Man hugs for you.

Bacon and Man Hugs for you.

Anyone else, I'll just toss some bacon and man hugs on the pile, feel free to pick em up.

 

[pkondz]

Indeed it is. Therefore you would not learn from your transgressions.

I stand here suitably chastised.

Morning Gents,
Biological warfare has run its course through the Farmstead. Youngest son came down with a bug. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Oldest son gets it the next night. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Then the adults. Glad it’s over usually those 24 hrs bugs hit you hot and heavy. I was lucky to be the only one not to puke.

Whoa. That sounds....like not the best time ever. Glad to hear everyone's better or on the mend.

Glad to see you back @londontime. Missed your humor and wittiness!

He's only half as witty as he'd like to think.



Maybe not chastised enough.

This is wrong and an abomination. I am outraged at Mother Nature on your behalf.

I'll pass along your note. Should have things cleared up in no time.

The wind blew over the backyard basketball hoop yesterday, thankfully no trees came down.

Too bad it didn't fall in the pool. I've never seen a basketball hoop doing its own dunking.

 

[JC1984]

Well I have been sitting at the bar for over a week waiting for it to shut down and at this point who knows who I will take home...

 

[londontime]

Morning from the breezy colonies. The wind blew over the backyard basketball hoop yesterday, thankfully no trees came down.

The gif that could also be known as "January 2022".....
Get working those guns Darcy mate, theres a lot of huggin you can fit into 5 days.

He's only half as witty as he'd like to think.

But I put twice the effort in to make up for it.
20% Inspiration, 80% perspiration and all that.....

Glad to see you back @londontime. Missed your humor and wittiness!

Thanks bud. Nice to be back.
See, there are fine people in this world who recognise hard work and talent. I always said I liked you. I campaigned for you to be removed from double secret probation that Ponzie tagged you for. I'd take it up with him.

Well I have been sitting at the bar for over a week waiting for it to shut down and at this point who knows who I will take home...

To be fair JC, if I'd been sitting at a bar for a week, I'd have gone home with pretty much anyone, up to Jabba. And although that sounds pretty nasty, he did have his own yacht. And Mansion.
Which I guess puts on the table an interesting moral conundrum. If the Friday night package on offer was Princess Leia in the whole gold bikini thing, but the drawback was Jabba was in the mix as well, would you take it? Answers on a postcard.

 

[docsoliday1]

Which I guess puts on the table an interesting moral conundrum. If the Friday night package on offer was Princess Leia in the whole gold bikini thing, but the drawback was Jabba was in the mix as well, would you take it?

Do I get Leia first? If so, I could leave and even if they kill me, I'd die a happy man.

 

[pkondz]

But I put twice the effort in to make up for it.
20% Inspiration, 80% perspiration and all that.....

I don't want no manly hugs if you're 80% all sweaty. Ew.

If the Friday night package on offer was Princess Leia in the whole gold bikini thing, but the drawback was Jabba was in the mix as well, would you take it? Answers on a postcard.

Holy crap!!!

 

[pkondz]

Do I get Leia first? If so, I could leave and even if they kill me, I'd die a happy man.

Death by Bunga Bunga? (You're familiar with that joke?)

 

[docsoliday1]

Death by Bunga Bunga? (You're familiar with that joke?)

Me thinks you're NOT taking about this...

https://www.bungabunga.com/

 

[pkondz]

Me thinks you're NOT taking about this...

https://www.bungabunga.com/

Not quite. Despite already giving away the punchline...

Three explorers, deep in the African jungle are captured by an undiscovered tribe.
The chief says to the first explorer (Don't ask me how they spoke the same language)
"Will you choose death, or Bunga Bunga?"
The man, frightened out of his wits says "Bunga Bunga!"
And he is then sodomized by several of the tribesmen.
The chief says to the second explorer
"Will you choose death, or Bunga Bunga?"
The man, clearly struggling, replies. "I do not wish the ignominy of Bunga Bunga, but... I have a wife and children. Better to suffer this outrageous act than to die and never see them!"
And he is then sodomized by several of the tribesmen.
The chief says to the third explorer
"Will you choose death, or Bunga Bunga?"
The third man holds his head up proudly and declares
"I am a man! I will not submit to having myself depraved in this manner! I choose.... Death!"
The chief says...
"So be it. Death!... By Bunga Bunga!"

 

[londontime]

Holy crap!!!

Thats not a no......

 

[pkondz]

Thats not a no......

Geez! Gimme a minute to think on it...





Imma definitely need a minute...

 

[JC1984]

Are we talk Jabba Epsiode 1 or are we talking Jabba Return of the Jedi?

 

[londontime]

Nice to see I've been back for 14 hours and dragged the tone back down

Geez! Gimme a minute to think on it...

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Imma definitely need a minute...

I definitely wouldn't need more than a minute with that

 

[londontime]

Are we talk Jabba Epsiode 1 or are we talking Jabba Return of the Jedi?

dealers choice mate

 

[londontime]

Do I get Leia first? If so, I could leave and even if they kill me, I'd die a happy man.

No. Think of Jabba as an appetiser.