DIS Dads DDC XXIV - What Bacon Shortage? We're Full Of It!

[twokids0204]

Everyone I've meet from Canada is alright in my book, but here's something to think about Canada is closer to the U.S. then your couch is to your TV

I can introduce you to a few that may change that perspective...

I am sure Brent and Darcy can as well....

 

[twokids0204]

And won..

What does that say?

This is worse than chemical warfare

And if you don't be careful... We'll send Tom Green back.

 

[RodBelding]

And if you don't be careful... We'll send Tom Green back.

 

[declansdad]

This is worse than chemical warfare

No that would be when we sent you Celine Dion.

But we felt sorry for that so we sent:

 

[declansdad]

I can introduce you to a few that may change that perspective...

I am sure Brent and Darcy can as well....

I think I can find a few.

 

[twokids0204]

Canada's hidden talent

I don't know if any of you have heard of, or seen Kenny vs. Spenny but if you can find it, on Hulu or Netflix, check them out...

Premise of the show - two best friends who are always in competition. Every episode is a different competition. The one who loses has to do a humiliation.

Some absolutely hilarious episodes. My personal favorite, is "Who can drink the most beer".

Kenny in Red - Spenny (Spencer) in Blue

 

[AirGoofy]

]

Rachel.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Evening folks....

DD5 update....they did some tests that ruled out some really bad stuff....so now we have another test to schedule an MRI to see if they can see if it's anything to be concerned about.

Overall a good day - but still uncertainty remains.

Best to check anyways, better safe then sorry. Doc doesn;t think next weeks scope will turn up anything on me, but wan ts to be 100%. Glad the really bad stuff is ruled out.

‘
Can’t say as we have.
Care to record a few friendly exchanges?

Mostly one shot zingers, I'm the "joker" of the store, quick to have something to say about anyone or anything. Love short jokes etc. Others are slams that I am careful not to use in front of the actual person, or else.
My favorite two : Co-worker looking for our lazy, rotund Product Consultant:

"Is Alison around?"
Me: "Very round"

The best quick one involved a co-worker who gets very wound up, only has one eye. He had been freaking good, and a co-worker turned to ne and commented he thought he was going to "go postal" on us, when storms in with a gun, what'll we do? Without losing a beat, I shrug, and say "Stand to his left".

I can get nasty too....

Welcome to my world of phonetic typing.

I love it personally.

Yes, Paul and I are assembling the militia and preparing to attack Canada! Of course I'm not sure why?

Sure, wake me when you get close.

54 40 or fight!!!

I remember an old Mad Magazine thing about this quote "Most Americans didn't want the second option, and couldn't understand the first."

Woot. It looks like I am about to get a second job, I've been invited to be an adjunct professor in Music Business at my local community college.

Now I have to change my last name to plum

Awesome..and Norm doesn't think you have a Clue..

I think cooler heads prevailed and kept your politicians from making same mistake years later. The lessons learned from the surrender of Detroit, Buffalo and Fort Dearborn showed you can't mess with Canada.

You're welcome.

I trust we gave Buffalo back?

I can introduce you to a few that may change that perspective...

I am sure Brent and Darcy can as well....

Yeah, but he already met me...

 

[twokids0204]

Canada's hidden talent

I don't know if any of you have heard of, or seen Kenny vs. Spenny but if you can find it, on Hulu or Netflix, check them out...

Premise of the show - two best friends who are always in competition. Every episode is a different competition. The one who loses has to do a humiliation.

Some absolutely hilarious episodes. My personal favorite, is "Who can drink the most beer".

Kenny in Red - Spenny (Spencer) in Blue

Full Episode

 

[declansdad]

I feel I have done a good job as a Dad so far. DS was just sitting here playing Uncharted and quoting Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

 

[declansdad]

Rachel.

Thought you would like that one.

 

[declansdad]

The best quick one involved a co-worker who gets very wound up, only has one eye. He had been freaking good, and a co-worker turned to ne and commented he thought he was going to "go postal" on us, when storms in with a gun, what'll we do? Without losing a beat, I shrug, and say "Stand to his left".

I can get nasty too....

 

[AirGoofy]

Awesome..and Norm doesn't think you have a Clue..:

What are we talking about?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

i thought paul and i were moving to cj's front yard. What did you do?

WWDD?

 

[IamTrike]

And if you don't be careful... We'll send Tom Green back.

Please don't. We'll let you have detroit.

"Is Alison around?"
Me: "Very round"

The best quick one involved a co-worker who gets very wound up, only has one eye. He had been freaking good, and a co-worker turned to ne and commented he thought he was going to "go postal" on us, when storms in with a gun, what'll we do? Without losing a beat, I shrug, and say "Stand to his left".

 

[moose615]

Canada's hidden talent

I don't know if any of you have heard of, or seen Kenny vs. Spenny but if you can find it, on Hulu or Netflix, check them out...

Premise of the show - two best friends who are always in competition. Every episode is a different competition. The one who loses has to do a humiliation.

Some absolutely hilarious episodes. My personal favorite, is "Who can drink the most beer".

Kenny in Red - Spenny (Spencer) in Blue

I use to love that show, I agree, prob the best thing to come from Canada besides hockey (Ohhhh how I miss my hockey)

 

[declansdad]

I use to love that show, I agree, prob the best thing to come from Canada besides hockey (Ohhhh how I miss my hockey)

Perhaps you missed my post back one page.

 

[moose615]

Perhaps you missed my post back one page.

Ohhhh sooooo I did, forget my last post

 

[mm1971]

Woot. It looks like I am about to get a second job, I've been invited to be an adjunct professor in Music Business at my local community college.

Now I have to change my last name to plum

That's cool, I took music business in college so maybe I can finally understand something your talking about haha

I will hold your extra cash.

DS plays guitar. We have Berkley up here. One of the top in the US. Congrats on the new job. Hopefully they'll pay you enough to take an extra trip to the world.

 

[mm1971]

I spent 10 minutes or so on one of the trains in Boston one night talking to one of you and only understood about every 4th word.

You know we don't speak Canadian, right? It's not a train, it's the T. How do you know he was one of us? Could have been from anywhere.