DIS Dads DDC XVIII - Spring Fever!

[Cinderella's Fella]

The reason why pluto is no longer a planet is because Fed used it as a bowling ball.​

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed woke up one day and decided he should share his knowledge with the world... Thus Google was born.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole except Fed he eats black holes. they taste like chicken

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

The titanic didn't sink because of an iceberg, Fed was just out for a swim.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

God's favorite color is Fed.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Go to Google and type in "Find Fed" Then Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can beat Halo 3 on Legendary...with a guitar hero controller!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can squeeze orange juice from a banana

 

[RodBelding]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

 

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[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed counted to infinity-twice

 

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[Cinderella's Fella]

When God sneezes, people say Fed bless you

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

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[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed knows what Bo doesn't

 

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