DIS Dads DDC XVIII - Spring Fever!

[Cinderella's Fella]

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Fed."

 

[middlepat]

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Fed to die before they attack.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Fed.

 

[middlepat]

Ironically, Fed's hidden talent is invisibility.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed eats lightning and farts thunder!











I said fart!

 

[middlepat]

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Fed.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

 

[middlepat]

Fed doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Fed tells it to.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

 

[middlepat]

If Fed is late, time better slow the beverly down

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed uses Tabasco sauce instead of visine.

 

[middlepat]

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Fed. Fed showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

 

[middlepat]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Fed, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

 

[middlepat]

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Fed.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

If you can see Fed, he can see you. If you can't see Fed, may God help you.

 

[middlepat]

If you want a list of Fed's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

 

[theduck619]

I see we are on the race t the end

 

[middlepat]

Fed is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[middlepat]

Fed does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.