cj9200
DIS Dad #412
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I see nothing wrong with that motto![]()
A T-shirt maybe?
It's just costing you money, he's gonna get snipped. Think about it from his perspective. He meets a nice girl she takes him in. Its comfy and there is plenty of food. And then one day the nice man takes you for a car ride (you love car rides, its like running without moving) and then boom you're being dropped off and strange people drug you. A couple of days later the nice man and girl come back and get you. Your relieved to be out of the "lab" you get in the car this time a little bit concerned because car rides don't always end in happy places. The car ride takes you back to the comfy food place so its all get you forget about the lab place and gradually everything becomes cool again. A couple of weeks go by and there is another car ride opportunity. "sweet..car ride you think to yourself" so you hop in. But this time they take you back to the not nice place. You go in a little more cautiously this time but gradually accept it. Nice people there pet you and help you take a nap. When you wake up your groggy. You look around and start to move. Hey wait something feels different. Wait something is missing. it's your balls, what's happened to your balls. You vow to never get into a car again.
That was really funny Ryan. And so true. He really is a dufuss and will totally feel that way. Sorry that he will lose his doghood. Last time I was at the vet, a big boy got his snipped and he looked so sad. But he already is a lot to handle so don't want him to cruise bars looking for girl dogs.
I think I'll paint that on my front door when DD gets a little older.
DW's uncle was the Chief of Police. Before the wedding he pulled me aside and said, if you ever think about doing anything wrong to Rach always remember I have my own SWAT team.
I'm Italian so no need of police. The "Family" will take care of it.
So you could say that if you had to ride in his car your balls would be snipped![]()
No, you are safe in my car unless Crash is driving.