"What?"
"That's what."
Possibly the stupidest kid's game of all time.
Hmm, ok, what about; "Oh yeah? Make me."
"You already made it, and what a mess." or other great kid comments, like 'Oh yeah? Try it and you'll make medical history." Ha, boy, is that one dated now, huh?
One of my faves, " I know you are, but what am I?"
Yes, Smidgy. I read your post... and thought the exact same thing. But why are the little bottles on the vanity and not in the cooler? You may not want them cold, but wouldn't you want them out of sight? or at least near the ice?
Oh, not
those little bottles...
Never ocurred to me that you might be thinking of alcohol. Boy, you people.
Ha! Think you can control where I go do you? Think I'm going to comment on your 'stash' do you?
Wrong! We're going to talk about feudalism, the role of the serf and alternatives...
Instead of feudalism we could have an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Where we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious external affairs. Because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
So there.
Wow, what an incredible effort to go and say,,, nothing. But you really did it so well.
As previously mentioned. "Please Disney character, go away. I'm actually here for the
food." I think that kicking the stuffing out of an over-zealous character would not sit well with the kiddies... or possibly management.
Yep, I'm a "go away" person myself. As i mentioned too, I don't even like to eat with other people, I want to sit in front of the tv with a MASH rerun on and don't bother me.
I scoured the internet high and low for a smiley for this. I found a few that might be considered appropriate... and might get
me considered for barring, so... Ain't gonna happen!
Then I realised that the Dis itself in all its wisdom has already supplied the appropriate smiley. Can't get in trouble for using the Dis' own smiley now can I?
Anyway. Here ya go.
You needed to put a couple more space bar hits between them.
Thanks for that George
I mean Nebo.
Right again. Funny, I call up something over 40 years old, and barely quote it and you, and I'm sure many of you, know exactly what I'm talking about. Good old Tater Tots.
Im a take it or leave it kinda guy. If its salty
or sweet Ill take it and you better leave it.
gonna tell us you're on a seafood diet as well? Geesh. I go to George, and you're back there with Henny. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
What? What did you say?
Youve talked me into it.
Note to self: Be sure to try the clear plastic dish/cup available at Cosmic Rays or Pecos Bills
.
Also in grab and go sections in the resort food courts.
And don't listen to Carrie.
I remember that! But wasnt there an issue of some sort? Cloudy with a 60% chance of bird droppings or something?
Yeah, right again, but so what? It's the special sauce.
And Im betting you were glad to see them go. Not, of course, if you were okay
but with your head pounding, you probably just wanted to be left alone, right?
Ok, I'll just keep sitting here and say right again.
Wouldnt the paper get soggy and stained and hard to read?
Whatever
to each his own
And then you come up with that clinker.
You know
Id agree with you
then some medical type person somewhere is going to say something like, If the swelling subsides too quickly its a sign that the dura lining has been compromised and death is imminent.
I just made all that up, before you go jumping to conclusions.
Ok, say I have swelling in my medula oblongata in my frontal lobe, and then they have to send Raquel Welch inside of me to fix it?
Oh, wait, I'm also getting Donald Pleasance arent I?
Oh, or worse, Dennis Quaid and Martin Short?
Allright, give me the titles of the references I made.
Believe me, the last thing we want is for you to be jumping anywhere.
right again
TMI dude, TMI.
I can always tell when you don't like something I'm sayhing, the word "Dude " comes out.
Ah the patented blank stare. And it worked too. You cracked first. Im not judging
they can go for
days.
Yep, and the younger they are, the longer they can hold it.
I could swear that there was something in the UG about on-call doctors. Anybody remember this?
I thiought there was too, but they don't even have a doctor at any of the Parks either, just a nuse wannabe who can hand you a bandaid.
See? Theres always a MASH quote somewhere.

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Hey, not bad.
You must admit that a commit would be a hit.
The Commit did hit, right on my heade! Or did you have that in your line also? I've done double before too and usually only one gets recognized.
I think the last time I was younger then a lifeguard was when I was 8.
What, did they have lifeguards for "slip 'n slides" when you were little?
Theres another sign. For you it used to be read a sentence, not understand it, read a sentence, not understand it.
Now youre up to paragraphs.
but i never said I understood it.
Men are good at that. Weve practically made it into an art form.
Oh, now why'd you have to go and say a thing like that?
Ha. Good choice of words.
Yeah? Wish I could remember what they were now.
I remember being at a neighbours house where they had an above ground pool. They were away for a holiday and had left us free reign. Another couple was there and all the kids (4 in total
none more than 7 or 8 yrs old) were in the pool. The other Dad was talking to me and even though I was listening, I never took my eyes off the kids in the pool. I remember thinking, Boy, hes not even
close to watching his kids. Just then his youngest DD slipped off the pool ladder and went under. I remember seeing out of my peripheral view his look of surprise as I bolted out of my chair and in four long strides had covered the distance to the pool and yanked his DD up and out from underwater. It really does take just a split second.
right again.
One time we had a guy I work with come up to the lake to spend some time with us on our boat, and he brought his little son with. At the time we had my mom watching the kids that weekend so we werent that happy about this change.
But we kept telling him to keep on eye out for his son, only takes a second. Sure enough, wehn we got back to the dock in the channel, the kidd wouldn't stay off the pier next to the boat, and I couldn't take my eye off him, while his dad drank beer and never thought twice about it.
He slipped off the pier between it and the boat, and I had himi almost before he even got wet, I was up so quickly!
He was screaming , the kid I mean, but he stayed off the pier from then on.

More bling, sure.

Good recovery!
Yeah;? I liked it. Only so much I can get away with, and bragging about anything is not one of them.
But they cant
force you to go to the ER
So you wouldnt be any place different then you are right now (then)
plus you would have had the satisfaction of actually seeing a doctor who, maybe, might have alleviated either pain, anxiety or both.
Nope, not gonna say you are right again.
You know
Ive heard that. And yet
. No snow at Christmas?

The perfect winter is snow a few weeks before Christmas and it all melts and back to nice temperatures by about the second week of January.
Well a guy can dream, cant he?
If you can find a way to get that kind of winter in Chicago, I'll be happy to stay.
Dont worry about it
the respects been long gone already.
thanks, I feel much better now.
Hunh, interesting. Never knew that. That being said, I wish my Dad would get his hearing checked. But he wont hear of it (heh). He must know that he would be told to get aids and hes just vain enough to not want to wear em.
But I sure wish he would so he could join in on conversations more.
That's the hfardest thing to do, get somebody to go and buy hearing aids. heck, me son needs them and he knows it, but he won't.
Actually, that makes sense. If you want a hot dog and got a crappy one
then you havent really scratched that itch yet.
Yep, you are righ,,, oh never mind
You lead an interesting subconscious life.
There was a time when dreams used to be actually kind of fun. Not lately though. I need to make a new list for Netflix.
Oh, thank goodness, another cliff hanger! I dont know where wed be without one. You did very well for a chapter where you basically sat around all day. Thanks for another entertaining chapter!

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Okay, gotta go back a couple of pages and catch up again.