Massage is too sensual for me. I could not imagine letting someone I was not attracted to touch me in that way. James is the same way. We do spa night once a week at our house. I lay him on a rug in front the fireplace with a towel over his bum, and we play keltic music and burn incense. He gets a scrub, facial, manicure and pedicure, oil down massage, strawberries and chocolate, a full steam bubble bath, and then the grand finale!!! I know you guys are wishing to did not shuck out all that money when you could have came over to my house for free. Just joking, but I think I am getting in the mood for some fragrant oil!!