Convince me,,,

[Born 2 Fish]

I really have some hidden fears about the Fort Wilderness,,plaese convince me that my fears are not valid..

I have a fear that It may be hot in Aug,,is that something to worry about ??Also windsheild bug splats,,will that happen on my way to the Fort ?? I also have a fear of people named Asian Jason, the dry heaves, stinkfoot and toe jam, lizzards, spoiled milk and cheap Halloween also fear of not having enough clothesline to hang my green hairy thongs on,
lousy meatloaf, noise, jock itch,and I think I'm allergic to fresh air (will that be a problem at the Fort ?)
Clap on-Clap off, not having enough Kungaloosh, stalkers, stray dogs and cats, gators, bears, bugs, dirty minds,
why are't Singapore Slings made in Singapore ?
dirty socks,road rash, screaming kids,,
Help I've fallen and can't get up,
dirty dirt,,I hope theres not a lotta dirt at the Fort,
Oh, and is that really a bears head in the pond at the Meadows or just a rock ?

Thanks in advance for your input .

 

[stpetedisneydad]

While I can't offer insight to most of your fears I can say there is dirt at FW but less and less as they continue to pour concrete slabs over more of it. Rumor has it they are eventually going to have every square inch of the fort covered in concrete and call it the 3000 loop.

 

[Gdad]

I like meatloaf- even when it's lousy.

 

[stefa70]

YES to all of the above, please stay home! TOO FUNNY!!!!

 

[figmentfan1]

I've been several times and never seen anything you mention.

You'll be fine. Really.

 

[ftwildernessrick]

Not enough Kungaloosh ?%!

OMG !

 

[BRDof3]

No worries. All toe jam will magically evaporate when you get within 10 miles of the Fort.

 

[5Days]

I happen to love screaming kids....as long as they're not mine!

 

[5Days]

I happen to love screaming kids....as long as they're not mine!

Sorry for the duplicate post!!

 

[Magicbus]

I can't convince you but maybe I can talk you into it.

 

[indimom3]

You should just stay in a cabin. They come with their own TP.

 

[DaveInTN]

Just stay at the Wilderness Lodge you big WHINER!

 

[Tnbob]

don't worry OP, as long as your not afeared of busses, asphalt, sand, chilli, boat horns, heart burn, anal leakage, golf carts or a big Mouse, you'll be ok

 

[BRDof3]

don't worry OP, as long as your not afeared of busses, asphalt, sand, chilli, boat horns, heart burn, anal leakage, golf carts or a big Mouse, you'll be ok

I'm afraid of anything that follows the word "anal."

 

[BradyBz12]

...stray dogs and cats, gators, bears, bugs, dirty minds...

The most terrifying thing of all is the dogs masquerading as gators...

 

[des1954]

Does this help, Frank?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG1luAn1VX4&feature=related

 

[YodaGirl]

I've seen some really dirty dirt at the Fort. And the meatloaf is about as abad as the pizza from Trail's End.

I've even heard there are piranhas in them there waters.

Ya might wanna stay away from the fishing!

 

[BradyBz12]

...I've even heard there are piranhas in them there waters.

Ya might wanna stay away from the fishing!

I think this says it all...

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Just stay offsite and rent a throwaway campsite at FW.

 

[DaveInTN]

Just stay offsite and rent a throwaway campsite at FW.

That's just hateful.