Convince me,,,

I really have some hidden fears about the Fort Wilderness,,plaese convince me that my fears are not valid..

I have a fear that It may be hot in Aug,,is that something to worry about ??Also windsheild bug splats,,will that happen on my way to the Fort ?? I also have a fear of people named Asian Jason, the dry heaves, stinkfoot and toe jam, lizzards, spoiled milk and cheap Halloween also fear of not having enough clothesline to hang my green hairy thongs on,
lousy meatloaf, noise, jock itch,and I think I'm allergic to fresh air (will that be a problem at the Fort ?)
Clap on-Clap off, not having enough Kungaloosh, stalkers, stray dogs and cats, gators, bears, bugs, dirty minds,
why are't Singapore Slings made in Singapore ?
dirty socks,road rash, screaming kids,,
Help I've fallen and can't get up,
dirty dirt,,I hope theres not a lotta dirt at the Fort,:confused3
Oh, and is that really a bears head in the pond at the Meadows or just a rock ?

Thanks in advance for your input .

All I can say is congratulations on a truly worthly community topic thread. I'm not going to go further since as most already know this type of stuff is not for me and I won't waste my time looking at other replies or making further comments.

At least your post is on topic for this forum as off topic as it is generally to do with camping at FW posted here:rotfl2:

Larry
 
All I can say is congratulations on a truly worthly community topic thread. I'm not going to go further since as most already know this type of stuff is not for me and I won't waste my time looking at other replies or making further comments.

At least your post is on topic for this forum as off topic as it is generally to do with camping at FW posted here:rotfl2:

Larry

Maybe if I functioned on such a lofty level of self actualization I would understand what a "worthly thread" is.
 

At least your post is on topic for this forum as off topic as it is generally to do with camping at FW posted here:rotfl2:

Larry

I got a headache trying to figure out what this meant.
 
Larry's statement reminds me of an ad written by someone from a third world country who studied English by reading a cereal box.
 
And for the record, this thread is officially a BS thread. All hail King Larry, lord of the internet.
 
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thought this picture was funnier,...lol:rotfl2:


good ol' bob the builder

Can we fit it? Yes, we can!

Whew!!!! Thank goodness. I thought it was just me. :upsidedow

Me, too! :rotfl:
 














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