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Raulandpinboy

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Real ads taken from the newspapers all around the US

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog, Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out awhile.. and there better be a reward.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.45 volumes. Excellent condition. $100 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
 














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