Collecting Wives

For those of you reading this and wondering what is going on....

be afraid, be very very afraid.


Now back to my boyfriend and husband......

In case you did not know, I am a trained chef. I have cooked professionally. Does this raise my worth?

Do I see a high end car in addition to the diamonds and pearls?

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
For those of you reading this and wondering what is going on....

be afraid, be very very afraid.


Now back to my boyfriend and husband......

In case you did not know, I am a trained chef. I have cooked professionally. Does this raise my worth?

Do I see a high end car in addition to the diamonds and pearls?

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

If Paul and Don are your husband/boyfriend...where does that leave me?
 
If Paul and Don are your husband/boyfriend...where does that leave me?

ssssshhhhhhhhh....Todd

What they don't know, won't hurt them.

Besides what would Jaime think?
 

I just want to say that this thread on this forum has brought the DIS Boards to a whole new level of class!
 
:rotfl2:

A little lost but I am enjoying this...

I will offer my DH to Mindy's cabana boy list and looking for a Dishubby? I make great cake, but can't cook that well, however I can order in very well!!

princess:
 
I want Kate as a sister-wife!!!!!!

I am all open for sister-wives! Civil partnerships are legal here, so it would have to be a wedding here i'm afraid! ;)

I'm old enough to be your father so I'm not sure it's entirely appropriate to DIS marry you. :lmao: I must defer to the wives on this. If they approve then it is done. :thumbsup2
 
sister-wives??? I cant even handle myself, another female :scared1:
 
OK no one is claiming me. What do I have to do to apply?? I just might be living about 45 min from the world very shortly and will have some open rooms for all us DISers who need a place to stay. Will that sweeten the pot?? I am also open to other sister wives. :rotfl:
 
If this is what you get when you are one of Don's wives sign me up. LOL

Becky

Becky is on the list. The sister-wives will weigh in to approve :)

Should I apply for the position? :rolleyes:No.:sad2: I think I will personally interview the applicants to ensure they meet your high standards.:goodvibes:flower3:

Todd will be in charge of the spreadsheet to verify qualifications and approval status.

Two wives is easy! Now two husbands? Well I guess with 2 rings like that, hmmm, ya I am in!! But I don't cook, I SHOP very well though!

Hey we could do a "Real Housewives of The Dis" staring ...

Someone start the story from the beginning... I am sure this will be a hit!

Missy will be on the approval list pending the shopping challenge.

All I can say to this is... huh?!?!?! :confused3

Are you old enough to be married?

For those of you reading this and wondering what is going on....

be afraid, be very very afraid.


Now back to my boyfriend and husband......

In case you did not know, I am a trained chef. I have cooked professionally. Does this raise my worth?

Do I see a high end car in addition to the diamonds and pearls?

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Hmm...trained chef ehhh....that gets you on the list pending a taste test.

I just want to say that this thread on this forum has brought the DIS Boards to a whole new level of class!

This is a high class establishment, now take off your shoes and make me a pie.
 
OK no one is claiming me. What do I have to do to apply?? I just might be living about 45 min from the world very shortly and will have some open rooms for all us DISers who need a place to stay. Will that sweeten the pot?? I am also open to other sister wives. :rotfl:

Todd will conduct the interview and check your credentials.
 
Do what you must my friend. I will be keeping only my current wives and lavishing affection and gifts on them. Quality over quantity young padawan. My wives rule!! :love:

Thank you Paul. You're a good man.:goodvibes

Todd, someone in chat mentioned the need for an org chart to keep track of this. I know it's not the same as a spreadsheet, but knowing how you LOVE all things that equal detailed organization, I think this might be a job for YOU!

I just want to take this opportunity to state that I am loyal to my real DH Phillip (and his chomping light-up DATW skeleton) and my mighty but gentlemanly DIS husband Paul, but will always :lovestruc my Toddles too.
 

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