Collecting Wives

[Madi100]

You are on the right wagon sister!

Sister or wife, which is it?

 

[scarlett873]

Hey...I didn't get a ring like that when you popped the question to me!

 

[dpuck1998]

Hey...I didn't get a ring like that when you popped the question to me!

 

[Hpyhiker]

How can you guys handle multiple wives? I've been married to the same lady for 43 years and I still don't have her trained. Ya know, I kinda like her just the way she is.

 

[scarlett873]

How can you guys handle multiple wives? I've been married to the same lady for 43 years and I still don't have her trained. Ya know, I kinda like her just the way she is.

That's the thing...you don't train her...but she's certainly got you trained!

 

[scarlett873]

Pearls?

While it's beautiful...it's not quite the big rock I had in mind...

 

[UrsulasShadow]

Hmmm, somehow I think the wives are short-changing themselves here...



...but I am taking applications for additional cabana boys.

 

[Madi100]

Pearls?

While it's beautiful...it's not quite the big rock I had in mind...

I'm not against handmedowns.

 

[BriarRosie]

I wouldn't be adverse to bribery...

:

 

[halliesmommy01]

If this is what you get when you are one of Don's wives sign me up. LOL

Becky

 

[jeanigor]

Hmmm, somehow I think the wives are short-changing themselves here...



...but I am taking applications for additional cabana boys.

Should I apply for the position? No. I think I will personally interview the applicants to ensure they meet your high standards.

 

[UrsulasShadow]

Should I apply for the position? No. I think I will personally interview the applicants to ensure they meet your high standards.

Part of the job requires excellent footrubbing skills....


Oh, look! Aaron is first in line!

 

[miss missy]

Hmmm, somehow I think the wives are short-changing themselves here...



...but I am taking applications for additional cabana boys.

You been hitting the bottle AGAIN????

 

[miss missy]

How can you guys handle multiple wives? I've been married to the same lady for 43 years and I still don't have her trained. Ya know, I kinda like her just the way she is.

Two wives is easy! Now two husbands? Well I guess with 2 rings like that, hmmm, ya I am in!! But I don't cook, I SHOP very well though!

Hey we could do a "Real Housewives of The Dis" staring ...

Someone start the story from the beginning... I am sure this will be a hit!

 

[wishspirit]

All I can say to this is... huh?!?!?!

 

[Launchpad11B]

All I can say to this is... huh?!?!?!

Kate, I'll have to check into the legalities of marrying a foreign national. Stay tuned.

 

[georgemoe]

Part of the job requires excellent footrubbing skills....


Oh, look! Aaron is first in line!

I have an old cheese grater.

 

[georgemoe]

You been hitting the bottle AGAIN????

I think it's a box.

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

Someone claimed me in chat but I dont know who I am married to. Can someone please let me know who I belong too? I think it was during my Percocet haze when I injured my back.


I am good at many things. Many many things.

 

[MerriePoppins]

Hmmm, somehow I think the wives are short-changing themselves here...



...but I am taking applications for additional cabana boys.

Excellent, Mindy !!!!