Collecting Wives

[scarlett873]

I know, I was kidding
It's a shame you can't hear my sarcasm in my typing. It was meant to be a joke. I'm following along, really.

I was just teasing you!

Welcome to the fold...

 

[mainegal]

I am torn! I don't know what I want!!!

Do I really want to be someone's Dis wife? That sounds so cool to be wanted and to have sister wives!

Or, do I want to stand apart as the old maid spinster with a past that everyone wonders about?

 

[dpuck1998]

I am torn! I don't know what I want!!!

Do I really want to be someone's Dis wife? That sounds so cool to be wanted and to have sister wives!

Or, do I want to stand apart as the old maid spinster with a past that everyone wonders about?

Just get 20 cats and no one will bother you!

 

[mainegal]

Just get 20 cats and no one will bother you!

Oh, no! I am NOT a cat person. Not even one. No dogs, either. Nothing that keeps me from being able to go someplace. I once thought I wanted a pet, my criteria was how long can you leave it alone. I ended up with a hamster. When I went away on weekends, I had to leave it with a friend. No pets fo me!

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

Thank you sister folk for accepting me. Thank you Don. The cream of crab soup will be in the mail tomorrow hence I am working today. I will bring my cooking skills, location to Disney, and *ahem* not to shabby salary to the family group

Jen I will give you cake from Sweets to you by Ginger for the nomination.

 

[kimisabella]

Do what you must my friend. I will be keeping only my current wives and lavishing affection and gifts on them. Quality over quantity young padawan. My wives rule!!

I'm going to get gifts AND attention - what more could a girl ask for????
Oh, don't forget the shoes, I'll take a few pairs of Tory Burch that I've been eyeing for a while... I'll be waiting for the UPS delivery this week

 

[Launchpad11B]

I'm going to get gifts AND attention - what more could a girl ask for????
Oh, don't forget the shoes, I'll take a few pairs of Tory Burch that I've been eyeing for a while... I'll be waiting for the UPS delivery this week

Noted.

 

[katscradle]

Well I have been watching and reading this thread since the start.
Let me start by saying I have not put myself out there as I do not think this would be a good idea for you guy's who are collecting Dis wives.
I hate cooking, but dinner is on the plate for DH every night when he comes home. However I have gotten better at cooking over the last 10 years.
I only gave John food poisoning 3 times in fourteen years, and only one hospital stay was needed.
I can bake like a pro though, I love to bake. That's where the extra weight came from.
Cleaning not high on the list of priority's, but it's clean, just messy.
After all what can you expect. I live with DH who is a pack rat, and 2 boy's.
One day I asked DS Kenny to pick up his pj's that he had left on the livingroom floor, and he just looked at me and said isn't that what your here for.
Called John at work and he came home immediately.
I am either on the disboards or out shopping spending DH hard earned money.
So I don't think this would be a wise decision for you.
Having said all this if one of you wants me, well then I am sure you can probably get a dowery out of John.
Oh and my biggest attibute, I buy his beer and always make sure the fridge is stocked.
I also love jewellery and shoes!

 

[Disneybridein2k3]

Oh and my biggest attibute, I buy his beer and always make sure the fridge is stocked.

And I hear you make awesome maple syrup!

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

I guess I better list my faults too LOL.

I can not bake. I tend to over cook or burn everything

I have to drive. I hate being the passenger.

I am not into purses, clothes, shoes but spend a small fortune on traveling to FL every year.

I dont do windows!

 

[katscradle]

I guess I better list my faults too LOL.

I can not bake. I tend to over cook or burn everything

I have to drive. I hate being the passenger.

I am not into purses, clothes, shoes but spend a small fortune on traveling to FL every year.

I dont do windows!

Where do you think I am spending DH's hard earned money.
I also forgot to include that I am learning to use a gun.

 

[dpuck1998]

Where do you think I am spending DH's hard earned money.
I also forgot to include that I am learning to use a gun.

You had me at gun!

 

[katscradle]

You had me at gun!

So does this mean you want me for a dis wife, no
matter what the risk?

 

[dpuck1998]

So does this mean you want me for a dis wife, no
matter what the risk?

Unlike some other men *cough* Paul *cough* I'm not restrictive
in my selection. I'm an all-inclusive husband! The more the merrier!

*pending existing spouse approval of course*

 

[MenashaCorp]

Unlike some other men *cough* Paul *cough* I'm not restrictive
in my selection. I'm an all-inclusive husband! The more the merrier!

*pending existing spouse approval of course*

Ladies - Y'all might want to think before marrying Don... He's been *coughing* a lot lately... Might be contagious!!!

 

[Launchpad11B]

Unlike some other men *cough* Paul *cough* I'm not restrictive
in my selection. I'm an all-inclusive husband! The more the merrier!

*pending existing spouse approval of course*

I consider myself selective, not restrictive.

There are a few phrases that describe your approach to this matter.

1. A mile wide and an inch deep.
2. Jack of all trades, master of none.

I prefer to give my limited number of DIS wives all the attention they deserve. You would serve oatmeal to 1000 wives, while I choose to serve filet mignon to my small group of beautiful, smart, loving, DIS wives.
I can be more attentive to their needs in our current, more intimate arrangement.

 

[kab407]

I consider myself selective, not restrictive.

There are a few phrases that describe your approach to this matter.

1. A mile wide and an inch deep.
2. Jack of all trades, master of none.

I prefer to give my limited number of DIS wives all the attention they deserve. You would serve oatmeal to 1000 wives, while I choose to serve filet mignon to my small group of beautiful, smart, loving, DIS wives.
I can be more attentive to their needs in our current, more intimate arrangement.

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

I consider myself selective, not restrictive.

There are a few phrases that describe your approach to this matter.

1. A mile wide and an inch deep.
2. Jack of all trades, master of none.

I prefer to give my limited number of DIS wives all the attention they deserve. You would serve oatmeal to 1000 wives, while I choose to serve filet mignon to my small group of beautiful, smart, loving, DIS wives.
I can be more attentive to their needs in our current, more intimate arrangement.

yeah yeah yeah.......

MY SISTER WIVES ROCK

 

[jeanigor]

Wow. Paul is good. He had me at filet.

 

[Dodie]

I consider myself selective, not restrictive.

There are a few phrases that describe your approach to this matter.

1. A mile wide and an inch deep.
2. Jack of all trades, master of none.

I prefer to give my limited number of DIS wives all the attention they deserve. You would serve oatmeal to 1000 wives, while I choose to serve filet mignon to my small group of beautiful, smart, loving, DIS wives.
I can be more attentive to their needs in our current, more intimate arrangement.

Wow. Paul is good. He had me at filet.

OK. Seriously. Alicia. In real life, it's obvious that you got one of the good ones!