This discussion about the current crop of CMs being snarky reminds me of a story, at least 15 years old and perhaps apocryphal, of the CM assigned to direct cars in the parking lot at the MK. He was supposed to send two cars to one section, one to another, two to the first, one to the second, etc. But he wound up sending all the white cars, and only the white cars to the second section. The reported conclusion is that he was not invited to return to work the next day.