Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[ChickenCarlos]

Does the rainbow end here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for

 

[Funball]

i would totally fall for that one.. no doubt! that was good!

 

[Tink91]

Today for me at work =

 

[Shellyf62]

Would you rather the bliss of ignorance, to come along and see what happens, or come along and join in the fun?

Thanks for the invitation...come & join in the fun sounds awesome

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Today for me at work =

What could be that bad, isnt it payday just smile and get through it. and since your smiling now(right) here is a cheesy one for ya.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

[Shellyf62]

tink i woudl not under estimate the phone numbers carlos gets with his lines.. i mean his lines makes old ladies swoon!

I am old & I am not swooning...............oh no what is wrong with me????

 

[Funball]

awww carlos... your soo sweet to tink!


ok ok i got some!


Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Your daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye!

 

[Funball]

I am old & I am not swooning...............oh no what is wrong with me????

u just dont find carlos lines working that is all



got another:


Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

 

[Funball]

one more!!!!


You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

u just dont find carlos lines working that is all



got another:


Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

LOL, i just thought of this
Baby, if you were words on a page, i hope it wouldnt end in a period.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

one more!!!!


You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

even better
You're like a thesaurus, your another word for beautiful!

 

[Tink91]

StressStressStresssssss

Lunchtime soon though

 

[DisneyTravelers2008]

Here is a cheesy one.... "Hey Baby! You rock like Motley Crue"...

 

[Funball]

ha ha i like that one.

oooh nice one carlos that is good!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

oYou dont even no me im tight, im the best theing to happen to the day since night!!!
yah i m gdurnk so what1.q```!!1

 

[Funball]

oYou dont even no me im tight, im the best theing to happen to the day since night!!!
yah i m gdurnk so what1.q```!!1

OHH carlos im sorry but you gotta try harder then that with a line like that for any girl like me…… just kidding


Hey my bday wish this year is for you and tink to start a relationship..it would mean so much for me. I mean I can sense that there is a connection, and I know you like her, and although she thinks you’re a goone, I believe she may have a soft spot for you! and umm you guys would look so cute together,and you think she is gorgeous……and A++ you both are Disney nerds….

 

[Shellyf62]

OHH carlos im sorry but you gotta try harder then that with a line like that for any girl like me…… just kidding


Hey my bday wish this year is for you and tink to start a relationship..it would mean so much for me. I mean I can sense that there is a connection, and I know you like her, and although she thinks you’re a goone, I believe she may have a soft spot for you! and umm you guys would look so cute together,and you think she is gorgeous……and A++ you both are Disney nerds….

She is gorgeous....and Funball you crack me up!!!!
Hey Carlos I would make an awesome MIL!!!!!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

oYou dont even no me im tight, im the best theing to happen to the day since night!!!
yah i m gdurnk so what1.q```!!1

LOL, im funny, the pick up line here is actually: yah i m gdurunk so what1.q```!!1

Funball, since when do you play Cupid

and Shelly im sure you would be an Awesome MIL, just think what it would be like to have a "goone" for a SIL

 

[Funball]

LOL, im funny, the pick up line here is actually: yah i m gdurunk so what1.q```!!1

Funball, since when do you play Cupid

and Shelly im sure you would be an Awesome MIL, just think what it would be like to have a "goone" for a SIL

i get to play cupid cause one I am bored, and two I want to make someone else happy ! and I need a hobby, so carlos and tink will be my new hobby! And plus since I am taken I don’t need to be hooking myself up,so I decided to work on someone else!

Oh boy.. ok well I guess I can pass the torch on to tink , tink congratz you be the one having the lime green wedding..

 

[Funball]

Omg I have always wanted a double wedding in vegas.. thanks tink and carlos!! Your making my dream and day come soo happy!!!!!!!!


thanks guys!!....i can't wait for our vegas trip now! , tink will look gorgeous in lime green and i will look smashing in white!