Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Funball]

Or we could get a sweet penthouse and party all night!

U MEAN LIKE YOU AND I GET A PENTHOUSE TINK? yeah i ll do that.. sorry boys .. no boys allowed in the girls room

 

[Funball]

Also must add the great Futurama line - If I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance around?

yes..

oh your not asking. never mind


hold my hand, its lonely

 

[ChickenCarlos]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[Tink91]

Why do you have a Scary Condom Signature

 

[ChickenCarlos]

because i thought it looked like a scary condom, and it made me laugh everytime i looked at it

 

[Tink91]

because i thought it looked like a scary condom, and it made me laugh everytime i looked at it

 

[ChickenCarlos]

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

 

[Tink91]

I have a feeling that if Vegas goes ahead alot of the time will be us laughing at your pick up attempts

 

[Funball]

oh no tink.. u dont get it; carlos has some very good pick up lines..

mine are the cheesy ones. but then again i dont need to use them.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

I do agree, alot of time will be spent laughing, but probably at the success rate rather than the failure rate Remember this is the CHEESIEST pick up lines thread

Thanks Funball, i do have some good ones, it is something i pride myself on, Making people laugh at my brilliance

 

[Funball]

tink i woudl not under estimate the phone numbers carlos gets with his lines.. i mean his lines makes old ladies swoon!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

i mean his lines makes old ladies swoon!

LOL, im not sure if that is a compliment or not

 

[Funball]

i just saw the raddest pickl up line...

from caddy shack


girl: i tried to look call you, but there seems to be no mr wonderfull

man: oh really, what spelling did you use

 

[bateman]

yes..

oh your not asking. never mind

Don't let Skiifast see this lol

 

[Goofy_Mom]

tink i woudl not under estimate the phone numbers carlos gets with his lines.. i mean his lines makes old ladies swoon!

I thought it was because he was dashing

 

[ChickenCarlos]

i have unbelievable charisma, and i dont take no for an answer

 

[Funball]

Don't let Skiifast see this lol

..uh like he’d care. He knows I would not just fall for any old pick up line!! Only his pick up lines work on me!

i have unbelievable charisma, and i dont take no for an answer

Don’t under estimate the powers of chicken carlos everyone…

He makes little babies cry, and older ladies want to be younger

 

[Tink91]

 

[ChickenCarlos]

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

 

[Funball]

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

ur such a gangster!