Chatterbox Hyena Thread (Everyone is Welcome)

[Alex2kMommy]

Sooooo... I had a sore throat last night.. It wasnt to bad.. Until I woke up this morning. I knew what it was.. Im not dumb. I waited a bit though. tried to tough it out, you know. So this afternoon I went to the dr. while Alex was in his clinic thing.. Sure enough! I have strep. LOVELY! So there you go... Strep.. and it hurts.

Awwwww. Sorry you don't feel well.

Bear with me, something just happened that I thought was funny, but it's gonna take me awhile to type it all...

 

[staley7580]

Awwwww. Sorry you don't feel well.

Bear with me, something just happened that I thought was funny, but it's gonna take me awhile to type it all...

Im waiting!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Attn Posters:

Do not fear this next sentence.


It is RAINING in Phoenix for the first time in 5 months!

Flash Flooding is imminent in the streets and washes.





Ok so not at my house yet but it looks like the valley is getting soaked. Still not a drop here. Anyway, streets flooded, cars stuck. Yep good old Monsoon Desert rain. WOOHOO!!!


still wish I could see some at my house considering I turned of my sprinkler. I should turn it back on then it would pour tonight.

 

[staley7580]

Attn Posters:

Do not fear this next sentence.


It is RAINING in Phoenix for the first time in 5 months!

Flash Flooding is imminent in the streets and washes.





Ok so not at my house yet but it looks like the valley is getting soaked. Still not a drop here. Anyway, streets flooded, cars stuck. Yep good old Monsoon Desert rain. WOOHOO!!!


still wish I could see some at my house considering I turned of my sprinkler. I should turn it back on then it would pour tonight.

YAY!! Hopefully it will rain out there soon for you! Ill keep my fingers crossed for you!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Never mind, I can't remember enough of it to find it funny anymore!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

YAY!! Hopefully it will rain out there soon for you! Ill keep my fingers crossed for you!

Gracias!


I wanted to type this for your northwesterners. The first 15 minutes of the news was how bad the rain was........still dry out here...........they showed pictures and video and more video. You would have thought hurricane Katrina was hitting US! thats what happens when it rains like 3 times a year here.

check out the alert in red at the top of the page here

http://www.abc15.com/




ooohh highs drop into the 90's better break out my sweater!

 

[Mkgaapril]

hi guys,,,DH is snoring so loud my ears are damaged...I just got up and came out here...

 

[staley7580]

Never mind, I can't remember enough of it to find it funny anymore!

You nut! Give me an over view.

Gracias!


I wanted to type this for your northwesterners. The first 15 minutes of the news was how bad the rain was........still dry out here...........they showed pictures and video and more video. You would have thought hurricane Katrina was hitting US! thats what happens when it rains like 3 times a year here.

check out the alert in red at the top of the page here

http://www.abc15.com/




ooohh highs drop into the 90's better break out my sweater!

Thats kinda funny!

hi guys,,,DH is snoring so loud my ears are damaged...I just got up and came out here...

I feel your pain. I do!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Sadly Morgans diving class was cut short halfway through because lightning was spotted in the distance. She was on the board ready to attempt her back dive and they called her off of it. She was like "Ummm couldnt I just go since they have to get all the kids out of the pool and that will take a few minutes" She was so mad. I was relieved. I was fearing her back dive.

 

[staley7580]

Sadly Morgans diving class was cut short halfway through because lightning was spotted in the distance. She was on the board ready to attempt her back dive and they called her off of it. She was like "Ummm couldnt I just go since they have to get all the kids out of the pool and that will take a few minutes" She was so mad. I was relieved. I was fearing her back dive.

Awww!!!

 

[Mkgaapril]

yea, I guess I DISTURBED him getting up to go in living room, and he came running in...what are you doing...uhhhhh,,,you keep waking me up snoring...he just rolled his eyes at me.....I just may smack him yet

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Hey Gina! You should flick him in the head every time he snores but then pretend to be asleep when he jolts awake.



Alex, Dish woman. (I'm borrowing staley's words here)

 

[staley7580]

Hey Gina! You should flick him in the head every time he snores but then pretend to be asleep when he jolts awake.



Alex, Dish woman. (I'm borrowing staley's words here)

Or stuff some dirty socks in his mouth.. I heard some where that might work..

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Last Comic Standing, a group of fledgling comedians who compete against one another. A competition winner gets immunity from being voted out; the comics all vote for the person they think is the weakest comic.

One young cute guy is from Seattle; one guy from India (hilarious joke about "outsourcing your jokes now"!); a couple Brits (one of whom has immunity), a Canadian, a young cute Korean-American girl who has a seriously annoying laugh (and she laughs at EVERYTHING); two African American guys (one is the only person to get a standing ovation at their performance); two guys who perform as a team, calling themselves "God's Pottery"... I don't get their comedy at all, I gather they're putting on the persona of the ultimate Christians who tell lame jokes??? Okaaaaaaaayyyy...

Samples from their competition to tell "Your Mama" jokes:

"Your mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper."
"Your mama is so old, while she was in the shower she lifted her breast, and a pilgrim fell out."

 

[Mkgaapril]

yea, that just ticked me off when he did this...he is in a bad mood...he has worked doubles all week...i was having a hard time falling asleep anyway..JERK

OH , boy did my DD get me....

 

[staley7580]

Last Comic Standing, a group of fledgling comedians who compete against one another. A competition winner gets immunity from being voted out; the comics all vote for the person they think is the weakest comic.

One young cute guy is from Seattle; one guy from India (hilarious joke about "outsourcing your jokes now"!); a couple Brits (one of whom has immunity), a Canadian, a young cute Korean-American girl who has a seriously annoying laugh (and she laughs at EVERYTHING); two African American guys (one is the only person to get a standing ovation at their performance); two guys who perform as a team, calling themselves "God's Pottery"... I don't get their comedy at all, I gather they're putting on the persona of the ultimate Christians who tell lame jokes??? Okaaaaaaaayyyy...

Samples from their competition to tell "Your Mama" jokes:

"Your mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper."
"Your mama is so old, while she was in the shower she lifted her breast, and a pilgrim fell out."

I like that one!

yea, that just ticked me off when he did this...he is in a bad mood...he has worked doubles all week...i was having a hard time falling asleep anyway..JERK

OH , boy did my DD get me....

Im sorry!

 

[Mkgaapril]

she has been screaming for these new shoes...so today I tell her, clean and help me out and we will go get them...now I am thinking after hearing her describe them I am thinking they are like those converse...so this evening we go to get them...we run in Dillards and she shows them to me...and there are many pairs so I really don't pay attention to them....

well I just paid 90.00 (I know, I said I don't do that...but she worked for me all day and it was a deal....and she will finish up tomorrow...)...they have flippin skulls all over them...she cant wear those to school in august...

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Last Comic Standing, a group of fledgling comedians who compete against one another. A competition winner gets immunity from being voted out; the comics all vote for the person they think is the weakest comic.

One young cute guy is from Seattle; one guy from India (hilarious joke about "outsourcing your jokes now"!); a couple Brits (one of whom has immunity), a Canadian, a young cute Korean-American girl who has a seriously annoying laugh (and she laughs at EVERYTHING); two African American guys (one is the only person to get a standing ovation at their performance); two guys who perform as a team, calling themselves "God's Pottery"... I don't get their comedy at all, I gather they're putting on the persona of the ultimate Christians who tell lame jokes??? Okaaaaaaaayyyy...

Samples from their competition to tell "Your Mama" jokes:

"Your mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper."
"Your mama is so old, while she was in the shower she lifted her breast, and a pilgrim fell out."

I watched this show the first season. it was really good but I lost interest in their daily lives clips. I just wanted to see them perform.

Now the only reality/ game shows we watch are So you think you can dance and wipeout.

Morgan likes deal or no deal. She claps at everything and gets mad at us if we dont clap along and cheer. I said what are you cheering for? She said she had no clue.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

HELLO

 

[Mkgaapril]

hi pix