Chatterbox Hyena Thread (Everyone is Welcome)

[eatmypixiedust]

Samples from their competition to tell "Your Mama" jokes:

"Your mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper."
"Your mama is so old, while she was in the shower she lifted her breast, and a pilgrim fell out."

I like the first one best!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

OK TURKEYS I"M OFF TO BED>


GEE I didnt mean to shout that!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

I went to Cost Plus awhile ago. They had bath stuff on sale for 50% off. I got new bath towels for my bf and I and a new bath rug and a hand towel and face towel. Then I grabbed some dinner next door from Tacone Wraps.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

You nut! Give me an over view.

I don't know anymore. Basically, picture DS4 on the floor with his legs spread wide and brown poop all over his bottom. DH is in between DS's legs, gagging and cleaning up, and glaring at me as I finish my bowl of ice cream.

Though it does crack me up when DS says, "Ewwwww! Daddy, dat smayos so bad!"

 

[staley7580]

OK TURKEYS I"M OFF TO BED>


GEE I didnt mean to shout that!

NIGHT SHAWNA!!!

I don't know anymore. Basically, picture DS4 on the floor with his legs spread wide and brown poop all over his bottom. DH is in between DS's legs, gagging and cleaning up, and glaring at me as I finish my bowl of ice cream.

Though it does crack me up when DS says, "Ewwwww! Daddy, dat smayos so bad!"

Yes!! Yes it does!

 

[Mkgaapril]

I need new hand towels....I think JCPenney has them on sale online...and sheets...we need a few new sets of those too

 

[eatmypixiedust]

What's up Gina, Staley, Alex?


Goodnight Shawna!

 

[staley7580]

Gina... those shoes sound WAY cool! I want some!! If I come over and clean, will you buy me a pair?


Hi Pix!

 

[staley7580]

I need new hand towels....I think JCPenney has them on sale online...and sheets...we need a few new sets of those too

I need something fudgy and delicious. Not that I could eat it right now.. But I MIGHT be able to force it down.. I can take that pain!

 

[Mkgaapril]

I ran into an old friend of mine while we were at the store....I am very upset with her...I am sure she didn't plan on anyone seeing her out today

 

[eatmypixiedust]

she has been screaming for these new shoes...so today I tell her, clean and help me out and we will go get them...now I am thinking after hearing her describe them I am thinking they are like those converse...so this evening we go to get them...we run in Dillards and she shows them to me...and there are many pairs so I really don't pay attention to them....

well I just paid 90.00 (I know, I said I don't do that...but she worked for me all day and it was a deal....and she will finish up tomorrow...)...they have flippin skulls all over them...she cant wear those to school in august...

$90 for a pair of shoes????? The highest I will pay is $50.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

I ran into an old friend of mine while we were at the store....I am very upset with her...I am sure she didn't plan on anyone seeing her out today

por que?

 

[Mkgaapril]

Gina... those shoes sound WAY cool! I want some!! If I come over and clean, will you buy me a pair?


Hi Pix!

have you taken temporary leave of your facilities...(i heard that once...always wanted to use it.... did I spell it correct..

 

[staley7580]

I ran into an old friend of mine while we were at the store....I am very upset with her...I am sure she didn't plan on anyone seeing her out today

What happened?

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Nevermind about the shoes, don't listen to me. I'm nuts when it comes to buying a purse so I can't talk.

 

[Mkgaapril]

$90 for a pair of shoes????? The highest I will pay is $50.

thats all I will pay also...but here I thought i was going to out smart her...she worked for them and at the start of school I wouldn't need to buy new ones...they are some skater guy...i don't know the name...

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Good night, Shawna!

 

[Mkgaapril]

She was out with another man...thats what happened...she walked by me and I knew she saw me so I turned and said her name and she stopped ,,,at that time the bald shrimp came out...its a guy we went to school with and he knows she is married with kids...and to top it off he is a cop...

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I like the first one best!

There was something about the delivery on the 2nd one that cracked me up!!!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

thats all I will pay also...but here I thought i was going to out smart her...she worked for them and at the start of school I wouldn't need to buy new ones...they are some skater guy...i don't know the name...

Is it Vans or DC Shoes?