Can I run away to your house?!?!?!

[Claudia1]

I'm tired of being responsible. I want to leave.

I want to eat whatever and whenever I want (but I'm very good at cleaning up after myself)

I promise I will change the toilet paper roll when it is empty.

I won't drink purple grape juice on your white carpet.

I will chew with my mouth closed while I'm watching the 2am movie (with headphones, of course, so that I don't keep you awake).

I'll even make you an mouth-watering pot roast and a dessert tray filled with warm chocolate chip cookies if you just won't tell my family where I am.

Let them figure out without me that wet clothes must be dried before wearing, that milk doesn't have legs to walk into the house on its own, that forgeting homework is not a good thing, that it is humanly possible to talk on the phone and do chores simultaneously, and that griping to the parental management will always yield a negative result.

I already have my overnight back packed.

Please, can I come over tonight?!?!?!

 

[Michelle]

Sure Claudia, come on over and relax a bit. You deserve it.

 

[JohnTBap]

Sure. Mr Baby has an ear infection and I most likely will be up all night anyway. Shall we watch DVDs? How about Casablanca?

 

[shep]

Come on over...I need someone to do some cleaning...

 

[RNMOM]

Better idea, lets meet and share a hotel room. I am fed up with my group too.

 

[KimRaye]

Ooh, I like your resume' Claudia!! Come on over, a pot roast sounds yummy!!!

No rest for the weary, huh??

 

[catsrule]

Ahhhhhh to have Simba's life!

 

[mamajoan]

C'mon over... I will cook, if you will do the dishes. It is quiet from 8-2;30 around here.. however I do watch General Hospital in the afternoon. My Scotties are good dogs that will keep you company if you wish.

However, I can not promise what will happen from 2;30-10pm....
teenagers roaming the house... duck.. flying hormones.....


Hope you have a better day tomorrow dearie.

 

[mamajoan]

on second thought...

I VOTE WITH RNMOM.. .. can we do Vegas? My fingers are itching to roll some dice!!


Lets do a MOM RUNS AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND trip!!!!

 

[WillyJ]

Did someone say Vegas??

Take me with you guys, and I'll bartend. .

 

[Serena]

Sure Claudia, but I have to warn you, it's not any better here. School does not wait until you are ready for it, the bus will not wait until you put on the third coat of mascara, lol

{{{hugs}}}

 

[olena]

My door is open!

 

[Lucky4me]

Forget cooking woman! What you need is a good old fashioned girls only weekend. A posh hotel, room service, a spa, dinner out, shopping, and some girlfriends to stay up all night and laugh with.
If I didn't do that once or twice a year I'd lose my sanity.

WillyJ, you can be an honorary girlfriend this weekend. Otherwise, no boys allowed!

Okay, so Vegas is the place?? Woohoo! I love Vegas!!!

 

[believe]

You can come here....and no matter what Shep says, you will not be cleaning. I will cook you a wonderful meal and desserts. You have been through a lot and deserve it.

 

[JasonLyons]

what do you look like

 

[browneyes]

I like pot roast.

 

[Tony-NJ]

What do you mean "Milk doesn't have legs and just walk in the house"???? LOL

 

[Marla Hellwig]

As soon as I find the couch - it is all yours!

 

[Mskanga]

That's why I'm going to DISCON!!!!
4 days of having someone cook and clean for myself while I go out and have some fun with my friends but the best part is DH gets to spend quality time with our DD's after working all day long, cooking , cleaning, doing homework, getting backpacks ready for the next day , giving baths, etc etc. FUN FUN FUN!!!

 

[sharbear]

Not fair Claudia, I want to run away also. I promise that if you make that pot roast, I won't complain about it.

I do have a question, when you pick up after yourself, do you complain that someone else left the mess and you aren't obligated to clean up _____'s mess.