Call Me Homer Simpson

OrlandoMike · Jul 20, 2007

Shrek is out of town for the next 5 days! :cool1:

Sitting here in my underwear :laughing:

Chatting with friends on the Internet. :banana:

Having chips (right out of the bag) for dinner. :scared1:

And Vanna came on the TV and I actually said "Not tonight damnit!!" and switched the channel! :cheer2:

What scandalous things do you do when your home alone?

TuckandStuiesMom · Jul 20, 2007

OrlandoMike said:
Shrek is out of town for the next 5 days!

Sitting here in my underwear

Chatting with friends on the Internet.

Having chips (right out of the bag) for dinner.

And Vanna came on the TV and I actually said "Not tonight damnit!!" and switched the channel!

What scandalous things do you do when your home alone?

pretty much what you've described but instead of the chips out of the bag, it's ice cream out of the carton. :rotfl:

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DANG IT! Pardon me while I RANT for a minute! I love Rootbeer popsicles but up to recently, I could never find the no-sugar kind. Last Saturday, I bought a big-*ss box of diet Orange Crush, diet A&W Rootbeer, & Diet Dr. Pepper ones. Naturally I highgraded out all the light colored ones to the kids -- but I am 0 for 5 picking out the Rootbeer ones. I have never been a big fan of Dr. Pepper as a drink and I am fast becoming less fond of it as a popsicle. How hard would it be to lable the wrappers -- do you think?!?! DOUBLE DOG DANG IT!!!!!

ConcKahuna · Jul 20, 2007

Same thing, 'cept minus the underwear and with chinese!

TuckandStuiesMom · Jul 20, 2007

ConcKahuna said:
Same thing, 'cept minus the underwear and with chinese!

Hmmmm... Was the delivery guy surprised? :rolleyes1

ConcKahuna · Jul 20, 2007

TuckandStuiesMom said:
Hmmmm... Was the delivery guy surprised?

Well, I normally wait until after I have to food to loose everything. I will say that all the pizza and chinese delivery people are used to me in my boxers :rotfl:

TuckandStuiesMom · Jul 21, 2007

OH!... and I was so incensed at losing the popsicle lottery (YET AGAIN) right in the middle of my first response , I forgot to add that I watch tons of "nerd" TV -- Last time I was home alone, I watched the entire evolution of man narrated by Alec Baldwin on the History Channel.
I will share one priceless TV trivia tidbit from that naked hairy butt-fest:
When one naked hairy-butted caveman was reunited, after a series of calamitous mishaps that did not bode well for evolution of our species, with his tribe of equally naked hairy butted relatives, the cry of thanks and jubilation was...

...

...

...IKEA!!!!!!

:rotfl2:

I really woulda thought fire and underpants might have come BEFORE stylish inexpensive swedish furniture and meatballs :confused3

-- but who am I to dispute noted anthropologist, Alec Baldwin???

ConcKahuna · Jul 21, 2007

TuckandStuiesMom said:
OH!... and I was so incensed at losing the popsicle lottery (YET AGAIN) right in the middle of my first response , I forgot to add that I watch tons of "nerd" TV -- Last time I was home alone, I watched the entire evolution of man narrated by Alec Baldwin on the History Channel.
I will share one priceless TV trivia tidbit from that naked hairy butt-fest:
When one naked hairy-butted caveman was reunited, after a series of calamitous mishaps that did not bode well for evolution of our species, with his tribe of equally naked hairy butted relatives, the cry of thanks and jubilation was...

...

...

...IKEA!!!!!!

I really woulda thought fire and underpants might have come BEFORE stylish inexpensive swedish furniture and meatballs -- but who am I to dispute noted anthropologist, Alec Baldwin???

Wow, it was about gay cavemen?

Boston5602 · Jul 21, 2007

when the kids are away and I'm the only one home , I usually call my " friend " over to sit naked with me while watching tv !

I guess you couldn't actually do that though .....could Yah ?

TuckandStuiesMom · Jul 21, 2007

ConcKahuna said:
Wow, it was about gay cavemen?

I dunno, Mr. Conck. Harkening back to an earlier thread, all I can say is these fellas were neither fashionable nor tidy... :rotfl2:

ConcKahuna · Jul 21, 2007

TuckandStuiesMom said:
I dunno, Mr. Conck. Harkening back to an earlier thread, all I can say is these fellas were neither fashionable nor tidy...

I could say the same about myself most times... :rotfl:

TuckandStuiesMom · Jul 21, 2007

Sorry about your book delivery -- that stinks! :sad2:

ConcKahuna · Jul 21, 2007

TuckandStuiesMom said:
Sorry about your book delivery -- that stinks!

At least I just started a new book the other day, so I'll have something to read while I wait. :sad2:

TuckandStuiesMom · Jul 21, 2007

What are you reading? I just got done with The Yiddish Policemen's Union and Stalin's Ghost. Very different books -- but both really good reads.

ConcKahuna · Jul 21, 2007

Part of the Dune series. I'm reading "The Battle Of Corrin" right now, part of the "histories" of Dune written by Frank Herbert's son.

OrlandoMike · Jul 21, 2007

He's actually reading whatever is on his bedroom ceiling right now! He went to bed!!! Geesh 8:02 and he cuts me short on a IM session! Kids these days! :rotfl2:

But in all actuality I'm right behind him! You guys think making magic is easy? :confused3

Viki · Jul 21, 2007

Sigh .... my partner never goes away ...... she's the very definition of homebody ...... I'm the one always leaving...... so, really, the question is: what does SHE do when I'm gone??????????????????

Saxton · Jul 21, 2007

Viki said:
Sigh .... my partner never goes away ...... she's the very definition of homebody ...... I'm the one always leaving...... so, really, the question is: what does SHE do when I'm gone??????????????????

Hopefully not sitting home like Mike ... in her underwear, watching tv and eating loads of chips. :rotfl:

OrlandoMike · Jul 21, 2007

Viki said:
Sigh .... my partner never goes away ...... she's the very definition of homebody ...... I'm the one always leaving...... so, really, the question is: what does SHE do when I'm gone??????????????????

Oh come on Viki, you must have one hotel story! :cool1:

I know I've got a few! :lmao:

Viki · Jul 21, 2007

Saxton said:
Hopefully not sitting home like Mike ... in her underwear, watching tv and eating loads of chips.

Oh, ****, Sue ...... that's what we do when we are BOTH here ........ :rotfl:

Viki · Jul 21, 2007

OrlandoMike said:
Oh come on Viki, you must have one hotel story!

I know I've got a few!

Well ..... Mike...... that's because you are gay...................... :lmao:

I, on the other hand, am a well-behaved lesbian ....... :thumbsup2

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